84. Specializing in the treatment of bear children
Didn't wash it off after three showers? Yes, yes, that's what you want, Ren He thinks that the family doesn't have to go out to pay New Year's greetings to relatives this year, and the child can't do it!
He felt that he had to re-examine this heavenly punishment system, and the rewards were more and more loss-in-one, and Ren He himself didn't think about how much damage he had to put that mischief on the road......
In the afternoon, Ren He's two aunts and uncles arrived with the whole family, and Ren Mother Ru Min explained in every possible way that Ren He was the oldest and must let his younger brothers and sisters, but Ren He didn't think much about it, so let it go. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
During the Chinese New Year, the dishes were the most sumptuous, and Ren's mother made eight cold dishes and eight hot dishes in one go, and she couldn't see the appearance of a strong woman outside at all, Ren He was next to help peel garlic and pick vegetables.
Ru Min straightened her apron and suddenly glanced at Ren He suspiciously: "Did you do something bad to be so kind to help me?" ”
Ren He opened his mouth and was choked for a long time without speaking, what does it mean to help your old man to do bad things? Can you have a good year?
"No, that can't be, I'm an upright kid who would never do anything bad," Ren He explained.
"By the way, how many points did you score on this final exam? I forgot to ask you," Ru Min suddenly remembered such a thing, her son's poor academic performance was a routine, and she was almost used to it......
"Chinese 93, Mathematics 99, English 99, History 90, Politics 71, Geography 94," Ren Hele said he, he is now completely true, with a super memory, all the things he learned in his previous life have come back, and he is worthy of studying well for a while in his senior year.
Ru Min was surprised: "Can you do so well in the exam?" Why don't I believe it! ”
"I don't believe you asked the teacher, really, I repented and changed my ways, and I was determined to change my mind and be a new person," Ren He said seriously.
"Who did you learn from, don't follow me to this set, what about chemistry and physics?" Ru Min remembered that Ren He still had two subjects.
"Ahem, 7 points in chemistry, 8 points in physics...... "Ren He's poor physics and chemistry is simply miserable, and people who don't know still think that he has a ten-point system in these two subjects......
Ru Min rolled her eyes: ", I don't need you to help me pick vegetables, I'm thankful that you can study well." ”
"It's okay to be biased, it's not difficult to get into a good school with other subject scores, and the college entrance examination is also divided into arts and sciences," Ren He explained, physical chemistry only accounted for a total of 50 points in the 2006 Los Angeles high school entrance examination, so he can be so justifiable and biased.
When Ren He came out of the kitchen, he happened to see the four children of his uncle and aunt's family all running around in the living room, and after seeing Ren He, he ran to ask him for pocket money. Hehe, then you are going to be the wrong person, theoretically speaking, Lao Tzu should not have a penny on him.
Although he actually has money, he can't give it, otherwise what if his mother asks? Where does the money come from? I can't explain it.
Looking at him, although he is quite successful now, a junior high school student has earned millions, but in Ru Min's eyes, millions are nothing, and it is important to study hard? Write a novel, what a bicycle you want, hurry back and study hard.
It would be good if Ren He was born in a poor family, and openly announced that he could make money, but as a result, tragedy, buying a car of more than 2 million yuan was an upstart in an instant, and he didn't even dare to say a word......
"It's so stingy, it's dead to slam the door," the four bear children turned their faces and left.
Ren He's face is dark, you stop me, will you speak human words, when is Lao Tzu stingy! Is Lao Tzu an upstart?
As a result, this group of children ran to Ren He's house to play and play, his room was already played, and he was jumping around on the bed with his shoes on, Ren He didn't speak with a black face, the oldest of these special bear children was only 8 years old, and he really couldn't say anything.
However, just as he was about to turn around and go out, he heard Kuang's sound when his laptop fell to the ground and shattered......
Nima, Ren He knows that the files inside will definitely not be lost, because the hard disk is not broken, but it is a tool for his own code words, this group of bear children is simply!
Don't stop me, Lao Tzu specializes in treating bear children today! Ren He glanced at the adults who were chatting outside the house, and went directly into the house to close the door, when the two worlds were separated, Ren He showed a cruel smile on his face: "Why don't you sit there for Lao Tzu, memorize the three-character scripture, don't want to play if you can't memorize it!" ”
When the adults were at dinner in the evening, they suddenly found that the children were gone, so the door of Ren He's house was closed, and when they opened the door, the four bear children were all aggrieved and sat on the small bench: "At the beginning of people, the nature is good......
The moment they saw their parents, they were almost moved to tears, why did you come!
Ren He's uncle was happy: "It's still Ren He's brother's sensible, he will teach his younger brother to memorize the three-character scripture, I have read the three-character scripture in the newspaper, it is very interesting, it is suitable as a reading material for enlightenment education, and there are a lot of historical stories in it, it's very good, let's eat first, thank you brothers!" ”
Zhi Xiong child, if you beat him, other people's parents feel distressed, thinking that you are ignorant as an elder brother, how can you beat your younger brothers and sisters, so Ren He forced them to endorse, and absolutely no one objected!
In the evening, the whole family of more than a dozen people went to the table to eat, and the TV played Channel 1 waiting to watch the Spring Festival Gala, and suddenly the 8-year-old bear child's cousin volunteered to say: "I'll beat rice for everyone!" ”
"Yo, this kid is sensible," Ru Min smiled.
But Ren He felt that something was wrong, because Ren He had found out before that this kid was actually very good, and he was very vindictive, and he was a cautious eye. He just stared at the bear boy and saw what he wanted to do!
Sure enough, Ren He found that he had quietly spat into a bowl of rice! Eight or nine is not far from ten, that is to be served to yourself!
It's okay, boy, it's very your brother's demeanor, Ren He doesn't pierce it, and when the bear child comes, Ren He directly dials the layer on top of the rice that the other party specially served to him to the bear child: "You are growing up, eat more." ”
The bear children were stunned, and they didn't react for a long time!
But although that layer has been removed, Ren He still has no appetite, and plans to find another opportunity to make another one later, but the meal can continue to be eaten, and the bear child can't be left untreated, otherwise how can he understand, who is the eldest brother?!
Ren He silently took the two mischievous salutes next to the TV: "In order to reward you for cooking for everyone, my brother will reward you with two cannon battles!" Ren He also specially lit the lead of the salute: "Well, the lead is quite long, it should be very safe, take it and play!" ”
At first, the bear child thought that Ren He had discovered his conspiracy, but now that he looks at the reward, he doesn't feel like he has been discovered.
During the Chinese New Year, there are firecrackers and other things everywhere, and the packaging of these two salutes is particularly beautiful, who would have thought that there is something hidden inside......