【166】Go to the street, and then come to the antique street
After coming out of Xiaohuolin's house, Li Xiaowu took her around. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
I don't know how to drop, turning around Li Xiaowu, since he turned to Antique Street, how can there be a reason to go back empty-handed, Li Xiaowu simply parked the car and walked to Antique Street with Xiaohuolin.
Looking at all kinds of antique shops, Xiao Huolin looked at Li Xiaowu with a questioning face; "Boss, when you come to Antique Street, do you mean that in addition to seeing a doctor, making money, and picking up girls, you can also watch antiques and pick up leaks?"
"Pick up the leak?"
Li Xiaowu looked at Xiao Huolin and said with a puzzled face; "You are a little girl, how do you know that there is a word for missing in the antique market, you won't have played with antiques, right?"
Xiao Huolin shook his head and said with a grin; "No, I just read novels a lot, and the pig's feet in novels are often what kind of perspective eyes.
They can see through the ores and antiques, and it is written that it costs very little money, and if you buy very expensive things, it is called picking up leaks, boss, will you pick up leaks? ”
patting his chest, Li Xiaowu said with a smug face; "It's a must, a beautiful man like me who is beautiful and talented side by side, there are few unique skills that can be mastered, am I embarrassed to come out and mix?"
is young, and he loves to brag, good guy, if you don't pit you today, who will I pit you.
An antique boss who set up a stall walked in front of Li Xiaowu and Xiao Huolin with a vase, and said with a smile on his face;
"Two handsome guys and beauties, you want to pick up the leak, hehe... The opportunity is coming, but I don't know if you dare to do it. ”
Li Xiaowu took Xiao Huolin's hand, looked at the boss in front of him, and said with a smile on his face; "Oh, what kind of opportunity is there, you might as well come and hear it, I don't have much Li Mou, it's just that TM has a lot of money, hahaha..."
Looking at Li Xiaowu with a trembling face, the antique boss raised the vase in his hand and said with a smile in Li Xiaowu's ear;
"Pretty boy, I won't tell you, this vase was quietly brought out by my ancestor when he was a guard in the palace.
This thing has been passed down in our family for eighteen generations, and when it comes to my generation, I really have no choice but to think about moving it out and selling it for money.
I don't want to say how bitter my family is, I just want to ask you, this vase is 50,000 yuan, do you dare to ........ ”
Li Xiaowu handed the antique boss 50,000 yuan in cash, then took his vase, and said proudly to Xiao Huolin;
"See, this is called picking up leaks, a thing that has been passed down for eighteen generations, even if it is a urinal, it is worth this money, so when we encounter this, we will buy it directly."
"Oh, that's called picking up leaks, so how much can you sell this vase for?" Xiao Huolin looked at Li Xiaowu and said with an expectant face.
Holding Xiaohuolin in one hand and holding the vase in the other, Li Xiaowu walked forward with a smug smile on his face;
"This thing, no matter how you say it, sell him for 1.8 million, otherwise how can you be worthy of that boss's eighteenth generation ancestor."
looked at Li Xiaowu who was far away, and then looked at the 50,000 yuan in his hand, the antique boss touched his head and said with a speechless face;
"This TM is too refreshing, isn't it, why should it be a happy thing, but I'm a little depressed?"
Seeing that Li Xiaowu was so easy to deceive, those who set up stalls on the street began to follow suit.
As soon as Li Xiaowu and Xiao Huolin walked a few steps, they saw a man about the same age as him, holding a sword and walking forward, with a smile on his face;
"This boss, at first glance, you are a collector, this antique sword is an eternal sword, today you and I have a fate, I will sell it to ........ for 60,000 yuan."
Handed the vase to Xiao Huolin, Li Xiaowu took out 60,000 yuan in cash, handed it to the man, and then took the sword from the man's hand, and then opened his mouth to perform a show for everyone, swallowing the sword alive, and it was the one with the scabbard.
After swallowing the sword, Li Xiaowu looked at Xiao Huolin and said with a smile; "Don't you adore me very much, hahaha.... It's okay, you can worship to your heart's content.
Let's go, let's keep walking and see what else is there, there is no good thing. ”
Xiao Huolin looked behind Li Xiaoxiao, touched Li Xiaoxiao's stomach again, and then opened Li Xiaoxiao's mouth and looked at it, and finally said with an incredible face;
"Oh my God, you really ate the sword, hurry up and spit it out, if you eat scrap iron, you will have indigestion."
The man who sold the sword wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said with a weak face; "Your sister, it's too scary, he swallows the sword if he doesn't agree, and the sword is so sharp, he won't be afraid of that if he swallows it.... Finish? ”
Li Xiaowu ignored the man who sold the sword, took Xiao Huolin's hand, and continued to walk forward with a smile.
The stall owner took out a smooth and beautiful vase, stood in front of Li Xiaowu and them, and said with a smile on his face;
“aaaaa..... Boss beauty, wait a minute, look at what this is, this is a treasure of the Qianlong period, a million ......... ”
Before the stall owner finished speaking, Li Xiaowu took his vase, and when the stall owner and everyone thought that Li Xiaowu was going to pay.
Li Xiaowu suddenly lifted the vase and smashed it on the stall owner's toes, and the painful stall owner held his toes, sat on the ground and screamed.
Paralyzed, a fake vase of five hundred yuan, since you dare to sell it for one million, don't say that this boss is going to beat you, I want to beat you a little.
A few bosses who had sold things to Li Xiaowu before came forward to look at the stall owner who was selling vases, and while secretly saying in his heart, he hid in the crowd and gloated;
"Oh, this boss, why did you smash the 1 million vase on your feet?"
The voice was very mixed, so the stall owner didn't know who was making fun of him, the stall owner got up from the ground and looked at Li Xiaowu's fierce and vicious way;
"Boy, you broke my 1 million vase, if you don't lose money today, don't think about going out safely from here."
Bang Bang Bang ..... Li Xiaowu slapped the stall owner a few times, then pointed to the rotten vase on the ground, and said angrily;
"Fuck your uncle, the authenticity of this vase is in my grandfather's hands, you take a 500 yuan broken thing and want to fool me, you really think I'm stupid and how easy it is to cheat money?"
The stall owner touched the beaten cheek, took out his mobile phone, called a number, and then shouted angrily;
"Little brother, come here, I met a smashing field today, Ma De slapped Lao Tzu twice, and hit my foot with a vase, call a hundred brothers to come, I'm going to abolish him..."
After talking about the phone, the stall owner looked at Li Xiaowu and said with a smug face; "Move me, smash me, beat me, if you don't come up with five million and apologize to me, you can call your little lover early and go buy you a coffin, hahaha..." (To be continued.) )