【167】Everyone, let's take a bath
The stall owner's words scared off a lot of good deeds, but they didn't scare the party, Li Xiaowu. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Looking at the fish pond behind the stall owner, and then at the fierce stall owner, Li Xiaowu stepped forward with a smile, grabbed the stall owner's neck fiercely, and then suddenly threw the stall owner directly into the middle of the fish pond.
Boom ...... Bang Bang Bang Frightened, the grass carp, silver carp, and sea bass in the fish pond jumped in all directions.
There were many fish that accidentally jumped ashore, and the bosses and citizens on the street rushed forward to pick up the fish that jumped up.
The stall owner was smashed in the middle of the fish pond, and it took a while to recover, and after relieving himself, the stall owner endured the pain on his body and quickly swam to the stairs on the bank of the fish pond.
As soon as he went up the stairs, before he got ashore, the stall owner saw the last thing he wanted to see.
Li Xiaowu stood in front of the stall owner, showed an approachable smile, and then just smiled and threw him back into the fish pond again.
This time, the movement was even bigger, and the fish in the fish pond were booming...... There was a collective big jump, the stall owner in the middle of the fish pond was hit by the fish and did not dare to look up, and the boss and the citizens on the shore picked up the fish, and they couldn't stop laughing.
Xiao Huolin looked at Li Xiaowu, and then at the stall owner in the middle of the fish pond, and said with a puzzled face; "Boss, what are you doing, it's so bad, look at you, it's making people cry."
Li Xiaowu took out a bag of melon seeds, sat on the protective fence with Xiao Huolin, and watched the stall owner swim while eating melon seeds, chatting and laughing.
Whenever the stall owner was about to go ashore, Li Xiaowu would step forward, grin, and throw him into the fish pond again.
The fish in the fish pond were considered to have suffered today, and at least one-tenth of the fish in it were big fish, and they accidentally jumped ashore and were taken home by the nearby bosses and citizens to add vegetables.
Back and forth, after being smashed eight times by Li Xiaowu, the stall owner learned well, holding the water sprayer in the middle of the fish pond, panting heavily, no matter how Li Xiaowu scolded him, he was holding back and no longer going ashore.
"Bastard, come up and fight alone, come up, hurry up, come up, I don't know Nima I beat, do you believe it?" A skinny little boy stood on the shore and scolded loudly at the stall owner in the fish pond.
"Bastard, green turtle, I slept with your wife yesterday, hehe.... Your wife's kung fu is really good, oops, I was overworked last night, and now my waist hurts a little. A fourteen or fifteen-year-old little fat man smiled at the stall owner in the fish pond.
"Bastard, yesterday I accidentally climbed into your wife's bed, although mine is very small, but your wife said, compared to yours, I am already big."
A seven-year-old boy smiled at the stall owner in the middle of the fish pond while peeing in the fish pond.
Well, the above three little guys are all scolded by Li Xiaowu for 50 yuan, the three little guys are scolding hard, Li Xiaowu and Xiao Huolin are sitting on the stone bench and smiling and snorting melon seeds.
The stall owner in the fish pond was scolded with a green face, looking at the three little ghosts on the shore who scolded him, the stall owner scolded angrily;
"Bastard, now I'll let you scold, wait for my brother to come, see how I clean you up, not only them but also you, I won't let any of them go."
Hearing the stall owner's scolding, Li Xiaowu took out a hundred yuan again, handed it to the three little boys in front of him, and then said with a smile;
"There's a stone over there, and you hit him with a stone, and if any of you can hit him ten times, I'll reward him with another hundred dollars."
As soon as Li Xiaowu's words fell, the three little boys climbed up the stone pile, picked up the stone and smashed it desperately to the position of the stall owner in the middle of the fish pond.
Because the target was too big and the fish pond was not particularly wide, the poor stall owner soon grew a head of bag.
"Help, kill someone, help, kill someone, oops!!
Help, woo woo woo ......, don't smash, don't smash, I don't want you to lose money, you go quickly, I don't want you to lose money. The stall owner hugged his head and cried.
It's too embarrassing, I thought it was easy to make money, but I was beaten up, not to mention, and now I was thrown into the fish pond, scolded by the three little children, and the eighteenth generation of ancestors lost face.
Boom Boom Boom ...... A sports car, with five vans, slowly stopped in front of the stall owner's stall.
Whew........ After a burst of doors opening, seventy or eighty thugs with sticks and sticks got out of the car, looking around with high spirits.
Li Xiaowu whispered to her in Xiao Huolin's ear; "You go to that antique shop to hide first, and after I throw them all in and take a shower, I'll take you to sell antiques to make money."
"Okay, hurry up, it's not early, I haven't eaten lunch at noon, and my stomach is already rumbling." Xiao Huolin held the vase and walked to the antique shop not far away, and said without looking back.
Not long after Xiao Huolin left, the thugs quickly noticed the stall owner in the fish pond.
When the stall owner saw the thugs coming, he hurriedly shouted loudly; "Brother, save me, help me, come and save me, that bastard, that's the bastard, give me a dethronement."
The gangster leader walked up to Li Xiaowu and sat down, picked up Li Xiaoxiao's melon seeds and swallowed melon seeds, while looking at Li Xiaowu and grinning;
"That's my brother, you smashed his vase and beat him like this, what kind of explanation are you going to give me?"
Li Xiaowu swallowed the melon seeds calmly, and after snorting for a while, he said slowly; "Oh, your brother, what kind of explanation do you want me to give you?"
"A million things, or leave one hand, choose one of the two as you like, but I prefer you to choose the second.
Hey, hey, hey...... It's been a long time since I've repaired anyone, and my hands are a little itchy. The gangster looked at Li Xiaowu and said with a gloomy smile.
Touched out his mobile phone and looked at the time, spit out the melon seed shell in his mouth, Li Xiaowu stood up and threw all the gangsters into the fish pond one by one like garbage.
Good guy, after being messed up like this by Li Xiaowu, the fish caught by the nearby bosses and citizens can't be eaten for a week.
Looking at the gangsters who kept wanting to go ashore, Li Xiaowu found a long stick, and whoever swam to the shore, he smashed it on his head so hard that all the gangsters didn't dare to go ashore.
Li Xiaowu lit a cigarette, and the old god was there; "Don't thank me, I invited this open-air bath today, come and ......, everyone, let's take a bath together, it's free, haha......."
Seeing Li Xiaowu's grimace, all the gangsters despised in their hearts; "Nima's, who wants you to take a bath??
You don't know, the water under this fish pond is cold, and you asked everyone to come to the bath, why don't you come down yourself? ”
After messing around for a while, Li Xiaowu left the fish pond with Xiao Huolin and walked slowly in the direction of Yuheng Mountain. (To be continued.) )