[78] Sad, the hateful Taibai
The Jade Emperor looked at Li Xiaoxiao's expression, and then probed Li Xiaoxiao's thoughts. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
When he learned that Li Xiaowu had a grudge against his two sons-in-law, the Jade Emperor looked at Li Xiaowu and said funny; "Little girl, do you also fancy the widow's daughter, the widow still has five unmarried daughters."
Li Xiaowu hadn't recovered from the beauty of the Seven Fairies, so he didn't think about it, so he replied with a smile; "Yes, each of your seven daughters is breathtakingly beautiful, and I think any man would want to have one."
", the host is awesome, since you said you want his daughter in front of the Jade Emperor." A group of immortals exclaimed frantically in their hearts.
Hearing Li Xiaoxiao's answer, the Jade Emperor said coldly with a straight face; "Do you know that the two people who said this to me last time are now dead."
A word woke up the person in the dream, Li Xiaowu looked up at the Jade Emperor, and said secretly in his heart that he wanted to cry without tears; "It's over, it's over, since I have said what I think in my heart, now, I estimate that I will become the fourth Zhao of the Zhao family."
Suppressing the thoughts in his heart, Li Xiaowu held on the last glimmer of hope and knelt on the ground to explain; "There is a saying in the mortal world of the Jade Emperor that the daughter is the lover of her father's previous life.
And I'm talking about men wanting your daughter, which is not disrespectful, but a disguised compliment, praising your daughter for being beautiful.
If it is said that it is a crime to say that your daughter is beautiful, then I have taken this charge on my back, it turns out that I can't say that she is ugly in front of such a beautiful woman with a clear conscience, and the Jade Emperor asks you to forgive Xiaomin's honesty. ”
Your sister, this kid can not only make money, but also speak well.
If these stupid daughters of mine stayed with him, they would be fooled by this guy in less than half an hour.
No, one Dong Zhuo and one Cowherd are enough, and there must be no third one.
The Jade Emperor retracted the thoughts in his heart, looked at Li Xiaowu and said with a smile; "Little girl, I don't mind you complimenting my daughter on being beautiful, but you have to remember that you can hit whoever you want, but you can't hit my daughter's attention.
Now you are a mortal and you can't fight, and in the future you are an immortal, and you can't fight, understand? ”
Your sister, your daughters are hundreds of thousands of years old, I really don't understand, what do you want to do with them for so long.
Hey, I can't beat you, if I don't beat your daughter's attention, I won't beat you, and I can't get it if I beat it, who is rare.
"Xiaomin obeys the order, Xiaomin will never hit the attention of the Seven Fairies in the future, and Xiaomin does not dare to hit their attention, Xiaomin already has a few tigresses at home, and he does not dare to release the female tyrannosaurus into the house for the time being." Li Xiaowu looked at the Jade Emperor and said with embarrassment.
The Jade Emperor looked at Li Xiaowu, and then said impatiently at Tai Bai Xing; "Taibai, hurry up and take out the system on this guy to upgrade, and then send this guy to Taishang Laojun to strengthen his body.
It's done, invite him to eat a peach feast, and then kick him back to the mortal world, the widow now feels that he stays in the heavenly realm for a second longer, which is a danger to the seven fairies. ”
"Yes, the old god commands." Tai Bai Xing responded, and then like a chicken, he carried Li Xiaowu to step on the clouds, and slowly flew towards his immortal mansion.
After leaving the palace, Li Xiaowu looked at Tai Bai Xing and said with a haha; "Hehehe.... That Taibai Immortal, the admiration of the small people for you is like a surging river, endless.
Another example is the flooding of the Yellow River, a hair ~ out of control, listen to your old words, better than reading ten years of cold windows, look at the ancient and recent romantic figures, and count you old!
It is really an honor for Xiaomin to see you here, and Xiaomin will burn incense to worship his ancestors when he goes home, and thank his ancestors for accumulating yin virtue."
Tai Bai Xing did not immediately answer Li Xiaoxiao's words, but sped up and flew towards his own immortal mansion, and after arriving at the immortal mansion, Tai Bai Xing threw Li Xiaowu to the ground, and then turned around and walked towards a room.
Li Xiaowu covered his buttocks on the ground and gritted his teeth; "Death is too white, do you need to hold a grudge like this, didn't I just scold you a few words at the beginning, as for how long I still remember, oops, my ass, it hurts Lao Tzu to death."
Taibai took out a stick from the house, stood in front of Li Xiaowu, and said with a smile; "Dear host, have you forgotten, one day in heaven and one year on earth, in my memory, you scolded me yesterday, and you said I could forget the next day?"
Getting up from the ground, Li Xiaowu said with embarrassment; "Taibai Immortal, you don't remember the villain, you just go around Xiaomin this time, please, Xiaomin, I am a mortal in the flesh, but I can't stand the toss of your immortals."
Tai Bai Xing held a stick in one hand and a white beard in the other, and said with a smug smile on his face; "Hahaha.... The old man is a talker, have you forgotten what the old man said at the beginning, the old man said that if you come to heaven, I will see you fight once. ”
Li Xiaowu thought about it seriously, then shook his head and said; "I haven't heard of it, I was afraid that you would be angry, so I shut down the system after I finished speaking, so I don't know what you said later, and those who don't know are not guilty, and you will let the people go."
Taibai pulled the sleeves of his shirt, and then said with a grin; "It's been a long time since I've hit someone, and now I feel excited when I think about it, hehehe..... Don't worry, I won't beat you to death, I'll beat you into meatloaf, and then send it to Taishang Laojun, so that he can return it to the furnace for you to rebuild. ”
Looking at Tai Bai Xing who came forward, Li Xiaowu turned around and ran away without saying a word, shouting and shouting while running away;
"Help, help, the platinum star is going to kill, the platinum star is going to kill, help, help...... Ah. ”
No matter how fast Li Xiaowu ran, he couldn't outrun the immortal Tai Bai Xing after all, and as soon as he ran out of Tai Bai Xing's immortal mansion, Li Xiao Xiao was knocked to the ground by Tai Bai Xing with a stick.
Covering his ass that was about to fall apart, Li Xiaowu gritted his teeth and said; "What kind of enmity and grudge do I have with you, what kind of grudge, since you want to beat me like this, didn't you just say a word to you, as for you to be a mortal like this?"
Tai Bai Xing rubbed his hands and blew his beard and puffed; "What kind of hatred, what kind of grudge, do you kid know, just because of you, I have been depressed all day, and I have become a laughing stock in the heavenly realm because of you.
Don't shout wronged, your kid has done a lot of bad things recently, the king of the pagoda was killed by your kid, and now he has to wear pants every night to guard the South Heavenly Gate.
And Thor was the worst victim of you, this guy because of you, the chrysanthemums were blown up by Marshal Tianpeng, you yourself said that you killed so many immortals, shouldn't you fight? ”
Li Xiaowu covered his ass on the ground, gritted his teeth and said with a painful face; "Am I wrong, didn't I just speak a little rush, can't I change it in the future, don't fight, if you beat again, you will die."
"After you come up this time, you will have to wait at least another hundred years before you have a chance to come up, if you don't fight now, hehe,,, I'm going to beat you into a meatball, hahaha..." Tai Bai Xing looked at Li Xiaowu and laughed.
After speaking, Tai Bai Xing took out the system on Li Xiaoxiao's body, and then beat Li Xiaowu into a relatively large human meatball.
Poor Li Xiaowu, when he met Tai Bai Xing, the master of revenge, was directly beaten and wanted to be rebuilt. (To be continued.) )