looked at the human meatballs in front of him, and Tai Bai Xing smiled happily. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Suddenly, Meatball popped out a pair of eyes and a mouth, looking at Tai Bai Xing and said angrily; "Death is too white, good, very good, very good, now in the heavenly realm, I don't fold you, after I go down to the mortal world, you can see how I fix you then."

Tai Baixing looked at Li Xiaowu, and then picked up a wooden stick like rolling dough, and beat Li Xiaowu into a meatloaf.

Clapping his hands and throwing away the wooden stick in his hand, Tai Bai Xing looked at the meatloaf in front of him and said with a smile; "Hey, hey... Look at me too platinum star, I talk a lot of credit.

Say I will beat you once, I will see you hit you once, I will beat you into meatballs, I will beat you into meatballs, I will beat you into meatballs, I will beat you into meatballs, ahhaha... ”

The meatloaf popped out two eyes and a mouth again, staring at Tai Bai Xing and scolding angrily; "The cliff fishing girl knows that the day is high, the cliff is hit three times, the cliff is fighting, and the cliff guard is full of mang."

Tai Bai Xing was stunned for a moment, and then said with a puzzled face; "Huh? Host, what are you talking about, why can't I understand it at all? ”

The meatloaf rolled his eyes and said with disdain on his face; "Talk to Uncle Lei, how big and small, wait for Uncle Mai to slap Lei to death, and kill the street."

At this moment, Bai Jinxing understood too much, and stepped forward to stomp on the meatloaf, and said angrily while stepping on it; "Throw the thunder, scold the boy on the street, Lei thinks that I know how to speak the vernacular, today I hit the thunder."

"Oops, oops, don't step on it, don't step on it, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, can't I admit my mistake to you?" The meatloaf was on the ground, and the ghost cried and begged for mercy loudly.

Tai Bai Xing glared at the meatloaf and said angrily; "What did you mean by the first sentence you just scolded me?

Don't fool me, don't think I don't know what you're saying Hakka, if you dare to fool me, when I find the god of the stove to translate the language, if you don't agree, see how I clean you up, hum. ”

Meatloaf looked at Tai Bai Xing, and said with tears in his eyes; "Where did I scold you in the first sentence, my first sentence was obviously complimenting you, I praised you for your beard, appearance, and temperament."

Touching his white beard, Tai Bai Xing looked at the meatloaf and said with a serious face; "Really, are you sure you didn't lie to me, if you lie to me, hey, the god of the stove, you came just in time, you came over and I asked you something."

The god of the stove, who was about to come with the account book and reconcile with the Tai Bai Xing, just walked to the door of the Tai Bai Xing, and saw Li Xiaowu who was beaten into a meat patty, and was afraid that he was just about to turn around and run away, but he was discovered by the Tai Bai Xing in advance.

Sighing, the Stove God walked up to Tai Bai Xing and said respectfully; "Taibai Xingjun, may I ask what you command, you can rest assured that you will fight the host, the little one will never say it, and I will not see it."

"It's not about this, I just want to ask you, do I have a very good beard, a very good look, and a very good temperament?" Tai Bai Xing touched his beard and asked with a smug expression.

The god of the stove looked at Li Xiaowu, who was trampled into a meatloaf, and said with a clear conscience; "That's right, it's not wrong at all, your beard is the most stylish of the immortals in the Heavenly Realm, as for the appearance and temperament, I think there should be no one who can compare to you except the Jade Emperor and Taishang Laojun."

Damn, I've lived for hundreds of thousands of years, and today I finally met two honest people, I really didn't expect me to be too platinum, it turned out to be a beautiful man with beauty and talent side by side, hey, handsome is very helpless.

Mei Zizi accepted the praise, Tai Bai Xing looked at the god of the stove, and said with a puzzled face; "Oh, by the way, did you come to me for something, well, what is this thing you are taking?"

The god of the stove was stunned for a moment, and then took the notebook in his hand and said; "This, this is a notebook in the mortal world, I want to reconcile the accounts with you to see if there is anything wrong with the money handed over by the host."

"Eh, this host is very serious about his work, and the amount of money handed over is not wrong at all, you can go back if it's okay, I have to rush to send the host to Taishang Laojun, and return to the furnace to rebuild." Tai Bai Xing looked at the god of the stove and said impatiently.

Looking at Tai Bai Xing's impatient expression, and then at Li Xiaowu's appearance, the Stove God nodded and said; "Okay, I'll write the full payment in the ledger, then I won't bother you, I'll go first."

Looking at the distant Stove God, Tai Bai Xing looked at Li Xiaowu and said with a smile; "Boy, you remember it for me, don't tell me about my private deduction of your commission, otherwise I have a hundred ways to make you unable to get along in the mortal world."

Damn, since this old Wang Ba deducted my commission privately, 500 million US dollars, more than 3 billion RMB, oh my God, this black-hearted is too white, I think he will have to change his name in the future.

The meatloaf looked too white, and said with a serious face; "I don't say yes, pay me back 100 million US dollars, otherwise I will fight to come up and take the risk of being a god, and I will also tell you about hacking my money."

"100 million US dollars is too much, 100 million yuan love or not, don't pull it." Tai Bai Xing looked at the meatloaf and said with a nonchalant face.

The meatloaf rolled his eyes and said with a grin; "One and a half billion dollars, don't do anything less, love is not for you to look at.

If I offend you, it's a big deal that I won't go to heaven, anyway, I'm quite familiar with the representative of hell, Bang Hai, it's a big deal to go to hell when the time comes, and let him get me a bad deal or something, I'm still afraid that you won't make it, hum, one and a half billion dollars, not a penny less. ”

Tai Bai Xing used the system to transfer a little 500 million US dollars to Li Xiaoxiao's account, and then said angrily; "Your mother, when Lao Tzu met you, he met a white-eyed wolf.

Give you the system, let you make money and make a fortune, and let you chase beautiful women, and now you have a net worth of tens of billions, a group of wives and concubines, and a house full of sons, but you white-eyed wolf, but you come to deal with me like this, hum. ”

Meatloaf looked at Tai Bai Xing and said angrily; "You're embarrassed to say it, I could have been with my wife and lived an ordinary life.

As a result, after being messed up with by your broken system, you can see for yourself what my life has become?

I originally just wanted to love my wife alone for the rest of my life, but if you look at me now, I am about to have a group of wives and concubines, who is to blame, and it is not your system that harms me.

Give me a strong body, just give me a strong body, why do you strengthen my aspects, functions and needs?

I am so grateful to you, thank you for making me respectable, thank you for letting me know the meaning of my existence, I hate you, I hate you for making me such a strong person, I hate you for making me lose the person I love the most. ”

Tai Bai Xing sighed and said helplessly; "I can only say sorry for this, because this is your life, so it's useless for you to complain about me.

Forget it, I'll give you a benefit, complete three tasks, and I'll let you find your wife. ”

"Thank you, I also know that this is my fate, so I haven't run away and have been bravely facing it, even though it's not what I want." Meatloaf looked at Tai Bai Xing and said with a smile on his face.

Bending down to pick up the meatloaf on the ground, Tai Bai Xing stepped on the clouds and slowly flew towards Taishang Laojun's immortal mansion. (To be continued.) )