Chapter 318: The Three Treasures of the Witch
Seeing that Mulan couldn't be paralyzed, he had to turn around to fight, he stretched out the golden pen, stretched it to five meters long, and suddenly shortened it to half a foot long, stretching and shrinking, virtual and real, and really dazzled Mulan. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info Mulan fixed her eyes on the tip of the pen, pulled it back, pulled the axe Xiyou down, fell a dog and ate, and before she could get up, the double sword of Fu Demon had been inserted from the back.
The six demon kings are dead, and the demon king and the demon king of Xirong panicked, and the two demons whispered. I saw the Demon King take the hand of the Demon King of Xicheng and leave the stage seat, and handed a delicate booklet with the words "Top Secret 1700" to Xichen for comfort.
Xicheng disappeared from the stage, and the demon king sat back in his place. At this time, the female demon Xi Miao couldn't preside over it, she didn't expect that these power predators who usually flaunt their might and command, when it came to the moment of the decisive battle of life and death, they wilted one by one, and the magic weapon golden pen also lost its divine power, she knew that since she was involved, she could no longer hide, this is fate, go on, it's better to be late than in the morning, the later you go, the more miserable you will die. She wants to use all her strength to compete with the world-famous Mulan, even if she dies at the hands of Mulan, it is worth it!
"Mulan! The old woman is going to meet you for a while today! Yumiao said.
"It's just that you're old, just like a mother in the world, I really can't bear to kill you, so you still surrendered early, right?" Mulan said.
"If you can say this, I admire you even more in my heart, old woman! It's just that the old woman and I can't help myself in the rivers and lakes, and it will be difficult to get down when I get on the thief ship, please don't have mercy on me! Xi Miao opened her clothes, took out three things, and said with a smile, "Mulan, you don't need to underestimate my means, look at the three of them: Xi Bao, Xi Guang, Xi Jun, the three of them are all hot names!" All of them were defeated by my men! You can imagine how powerful my methods are, old woman! These three little treasures are the result of my accumulated cultivation over time, if you defeat it, I will die without regrets, old woman! If you can't resist it and are accepted by it, don't blame the old woman for being ruthless! Since you and I are enemies tonight, we are already incompatible! Alas! Life is really a big stage, you sing and I will appear, and once the play is good or bad, it turns out to be just a dream! ”
Hua Mulan then looked at the three magic weapons in the hands of the female demon: one is a bamboo blue full of eggs, the other is a small wooden bench where countrymen sit, and the other is a painting of the God of Wealth with a smiling face. The three magic weapons are very down-to-earth, exuding the smell of cooking smoke from ordinary people. What makes Mulan feel funny is that the portrait of the God of Wealth is Xi Miao herself, with a smile on her face, holding a stack of gold ingots in one hand and a blank check in the other, and a couplet on both sides of the painting: Greet each other with a smile on her face, and grind her mouth with ten thousand taels of gold.
"Kid, let's get started!" Xi Miao spoke, distanced herself from Mulan, threw the small bench in her hand towards Mulan, and muttered: "Little bench, little bench, your ass has to sit for a long time; Sitting on it for three days and three nights, what else can't be done?! ”
I saw that the small bench was revolving around Mulan up and down, left and right, just like the small bench dealing with Mulan with gossip palms, "pop papa", Mulan has been slapped three times behind her, but it was actually shot on the board of the small bench.
"What a great little bench!" Hua Mulan didn't dare to be careless, she held a demon sword in her left and right hands, opened her eyes, and circled with the small bench, and the tip of the sword finally seized the opportunity and cut off the four legs of the small bench, leaving only the board surface, still hitting Mulan out of thin air like a palm.
Hua Mulan inserted her twin swords into the scabbard, palms facing each other, suddenly clamped the board, raised her right knee and touched it, and the board was broken into two.
Seeing that the small bench was destroyed, Xi Miao hurriedly threw out her self-portrait, and still read in her mouth: "Smile, ten years are young, and it is rare to laugh in the world; Laugh, the God of Wealth arrives, and the smiling face plays all the karate. Smile, big gift package, millions of hairs; It's hard to hit a smiling person, and 3 billion yuan goes into your pocket! ”
What was thrown over was a portrait, but what Mulan saw was the smiling face of the Ximiao Female Demon King, Mulan raised her sword to stab, and the sword was close to her face, and she couldn't bear to do it. When she was soft and hesitated, the female demon's smiling face suddenly turned into a piece of gold ingots, and she hit Mulan with her head and brain. If the opponent is obsessed with money, then so many gold ingots will obediently fall into the hands of the opponent, and the opponent will naturally turn the danger into a disaster. But Mulan is upright, and when good and evil meet, they naturally restrain each other. Hua Mulan didn't know how many arrows she had dodged, but this gold ingot, which was close at hand, couldn't be guarded, and she was hit in many places all over her body, and the pain was unbearable. Fortunately, the treasure of the female demon hurts people and can't see the scars, but it hurts in the heart. The advantage of using this treasure is that it not only hurts people, but also gives people face, so many opponents are conquered by Ximiao.
Mulan came up with a trick - standing up to the sky! Since standing up to the sky will suffer, then the opposite, head down, feet up, arms holding the sword open, like a rotating shaft straight rotation, the two swords each dance into a three-dimensional sword flower in the hand, until the gold ingots crackle to the ground. Seeing that the gold ingots in the painting were exhausted, the female demon had to chant a spell to fly out blank checks from the painting and paste them on Mulan's face with her head facing the ground, and once the paper sealed Mulan's mouth, she entered a coma realm. Every time Xi Miao waited for her opponent's mouth to be sealed, in their rare and confused realm, their gold pen would wave a big pen on the blank check, fill in a considerable amount of money, and her karate business would be successful!
It's a pity that the female demon is also confused at this time, her opponent is no longer a greedy horn, but a righteous and breezy Mulan. The check can easily paste the mouth of the greedy, just as the gold ingot can obediently enter the hands of the greedy, but it is difficult to restrain the righteousness of the honest person, when the blank check approaches Mulan's mouth, it is like approaching the flame, either scorched, or forced to fly in the air.
Seeing that this trick failed, the female demon hurriedly changed to her own smiling face, only her own smiling face is the magic weapon to overcome the weakness of human nature! Hua Mulan stood up, and when she saw the smiling face of the old woman coming again, she was really worried, and she couldn't bear to stab this smiling face with boxing and fencing! But if you are soft-hearted, then in exchange for another gold ingot, if you beat someone, you will definitely be beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, dizziness and dizziness.
Suddenly, Mulan remembered a trick that everyone can use as a woman, and of course it is also a very infuriating move, this trick is a bit humble, a little inferior, a little despised, but it can just hurt anyone's dignity! Even if she nodded with a smile on her face, it still made her smile restrain in an instant, no matter how thick-skinned she was, at least she couldn't cry or laugh.
Hurry up, suck your lips and tongue, your throat squirms, and spit out hard. "Spit and spit and spit on!" What a splash of spittle! The female demon was spitted on all her smiling faces, this trick is really spiritual! The smiling face couldn't bear such humiliation, and it disappeared in an instant.
Xi Miao's female demon recited the spell of "Smile, ten years young", and she had to stop before she finished chanting, and her two most powerful magic weapons had been broken by Mulan.
But this doesn't mean that I don't have any ability, there is a third magic weapon that I haven't used, since you Hua Mulan can make a woman's tricks, then don't blame the old woman for ruining your face.
I saw the female demon carrying the basket in her left hand, taking eggs with her right hand, and smashing eggs at Mulan one by one, as long as one egg hit Mulan's face, it would be a shame! Xi Miao used this trick to support her family many years ago, but at that time eggs were used for money, and now she wants to use them to insult people, and she lives to a supreme point.
No matter how fast the eggs fly, no arrows shoot fast, Mulan's dodging eggs is like a little girl dodging a little trick bag, it's so fun, until Xi Miao is exhausted, the egg basket is empty, and even the bamboo basket is thrown into the air, and she is kicked by Mulan.
The female demon collapsed to the ground and panted and said, "Mulan, the old woman was defeated in your hands today, so she is convinced!" The old woman failed because you are not human at all! Everyone will be defeated by the old woman! If you want to kill, you will be chopped! ”
After the female demon Xi Miao finished speaking, she actually sat down and faced the audience, laughed heartily, and sang nervously: "Old woman, I didn't live in vain in this life, I turned over my hands and overturned my hands for 100 million, and I earned 3 billion out of thin air, and I was ridiculous and greedy everywhere!" ”
This old woman, who calls a fool a greedy fool, is also a creation.
"Tell you, there are many people like me Mulan! Your final fate must be failure! What else do you have to treasure? Just do it! ”
"Hmph, kill me! I'm going to take out the best treasure, and you're all going to die!" The witch said with contempt.
"I'll let you talk big!" Hua Mulan doesn't believe that this old woman is talking like a madman, so let's send you away as soon as possible!
With a "poof", Mulan closed her eyes tightly, wanting to pierce the female demon with a sword and leave her alive, which is a great mockery of good and evil, good and evil!