The Rubik's Cube lost in the bickering contest, the stage host was temporarily vacant, and the negotiation meeting was cold, and both sides smelled gunpowder. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The Demon King whispered to the Demon King of Xicheng, opened the subway doors blocked by the wings, released the demon army lurking in the tunnel, and quietly surrounded the big playground; Let the demon soldiers of the villa group continue to wait for work, while watching the enemy troops on the roof, while watching the movement of the large playground, once there is a change, stand by and move.

After the female demon Xi Miao saw the hint of the demon king, she happily walked to the center of the stage and said beautifully: "You dissipate your anger, you dissipate your anger!" You are all knowledgeable and talented, and it is inevitable that you will take face too seriously, so I will sing a paragraph for you by the old woman, and I will make you happy, and be happy! ”

After speaking, the fat woman rolled up her sleeves, wiped her arms, and sang: "I have lived for decades, old woman, what has not happened?" When the sky falls, everyone carries it, and an encounter is fate! Big things turn into small handshakes, and small things turn into smiles. It's rare to laugh in the world, so why bother to keep a face all day long. The old woman used to sell eggs, and now she has the line of communication! How can an egg touch a stone, and a sheep just to feed the tiger's mouth! I advise you to weigh more, the praying mantis is brave enough to block the car! If you don't believe in martial arts, try it, and regret your own destruction! ”

Unexpectedly, this old woman who claimed to have sold eggs still had two more strokes, and sang a song with a thick throat and a loud voice, saying that the play is not a play, and that the song is not a song. Fools can hear that she is singing praises for the demon kings, and asks You Heng and others to be clear. Can you eat her set? As far as her pug-like stupid lady demeanor, You Heng didn't pay attention to it. But with her here, it's funny, the atmosphere of the competition can be eased, such a clown-type character is the most suitable to be the host, what kind of sketch actor or cross talk actor, born to be that kind of material.

"Thank you for your performance, you can just say what?" You Heng didn't care.

"Martial arts competitions, voluntary combinations. You live or die, and you are not responsible! Winner takes all, loser retreats! ――How? Ximiao Witch said simply, she looks honest, her culture is not high, and her eloquence is very good.

There are three people from the Demon King's side: Lixice, Lixixue, and Lixiping. Fan Lihua is waiting for them to come forward and die! Fan Lihua was about to make a move, and another demon king came up, it was Xi Ming. Ximing Demon King, Lixi Ce, and Lixi Xue are iron buddies, how can they not come up together to join in the fun.

The four demon kings showed four golden pens at the same time, and the four golden pens are like the Monkey King's Ruyi golden hoop stick, which can be thick or thin, long or short, and it is more appropriate to call it "Ruyi Golden Pen".

With a demon destroying twin swords in her hand, Fan Lihua swung her sword and stabbed at the four demons without fear. Lixice, Lixixue, and Lixiping knew that Fan Lihua was powerful, and they were afraid of their hands and feet, and they only had the ability to parry, but they had no courage to fight back. The demon of Ximing didn't know that it was Fan Lihua, and with the golden pen in his hand, he bumped and bumped with Fan Lihua's sword a few times. He couldn't imagine that the Ruyi gold pen was handy before it was sent to the battlefield, and with a stroke on the desk, his name jumped on the paper, in exchange for a stack of banknotes, which can be described as a boom! With a wave of the wishful gold pen, it has the special function of surging wind and clouds, calling for wind and rain! But today, this Ruyi golden pen is relatively not so magical, and in a few rounds, his golden pen was cut in two by the sword, and after a few more hesitations, his five fingers were also cut in half. He sat on the ground with his buttocks, and asked Lixice, Lixixue, and Lixiping in a distraught: "Dude, why did you become bears one by one?" Who the hell is she, so powerful? ”

"She is Fan Lihua, the female general of the Tang Dynasty!" Li Xice told.

"Fan Lihua? Oops, my mother! I'm so blessed! I love watching dramas all my life, and I love singing plays, but I never thought that I would play a role in Xue Dingshan tonight, and I would perform on the same stage with the real Fan Lihua! Immersive, empathetic, and die without regrets! Die without regrets! Demon King Ximing laughed and stared at Fan Lihua with squinting eyes, completely forgetting the pain of his broken hand.

"Then you will die with a smile!" Fan Lihua was about to die with a sword, but Li Xice, Li Xixue, and Li Xiping fought to the death to resist and save Ximing.

"Go down!" Li Xice asked Xi Ming to step down.

"I still have my left hand! Heroes and beauties, aren't they also happy? Xi Ming insisted on being seriously injured and not getting out of the line of fire.

Four Ruyi golden pens surrounded Fan Lihua, and they said in unison: "Thicken!" ”

I saw that the four golden pens had turned into four pillars with a diameter of three meters, standing in four directions, south, east and west, trapping Fan Lihua inside. Fan Lihua didn't have enough space to swing the sword and chop the pen, her arms hung down, and she carried the pen on her shoulder, and the gold pen didn't move.

"Hahahaha, Fan Lihua, tonight I'm the Xue Dingshan!" Ximing said with a hippie smile.

"Who told you to come back? You don't want to let us go, it's not your own destruction in the end! People, don't get along with yourself at any time! Fan Lihua, Fan Lihua, this truth, you have lived for a thousand years, why don't you understand it? Li Xice said sarcastically.

"It's a pity that you said I'd kill you! You're our idol after all! It's really reluctant and unbearable! But why would you want to go after your fans? Li Xixue sighed.

"You're underestimating us moderns, aren't you? I ask you, have you ever seen a weapon made of steel? Have you ever been in a car made of steel? No! You have nothing! I'm just giving you a Ferrari and you won't drive it! I'm just going to make you a stainless steel spy sword, and you won't use it!" You are very lucky to be planted in our hands today! Anyway, we're still your fans! I won't kill you for the time being, I want to keep you until you understand a truth: in this world, national righteousness is nothing! Justice is nothing! Only wealth and power are the last word! Li Xiping said at length.

Fan Lihua finally comprehended the power of these demon kings in the evening array. It is impossible to fly 100 meters with peerless light skills, and the body has been firmly squeezed by four golden pens, and only the hands and feet can move. In desperation, he had no choice but to use his own treasures. With his right hand, he slowly took out the doppelganger cloud talisman hidden between his pants, silently recited the spell, Fan Lihua's soul was divided into four, flashed out from the gap in the golden pen, stood in front of the four demons respectively, and said with a sword in his throat: "Don't hurry up and take the golden pen!" ”

The four demons couldn't imagine that Fan Lihua actually had a doppelganger technique, how could she still catch it! I had to shrink the gold pen. Fan Lihua came out of the pen sleep, and lightning integrated the Yuan Shen into the souls of the four clones, and with a sword and a stab, the four demons fell to the ground and died almost at the same time.

"It hurts me too!" When the demon king saw that Lixice had fallen, his body shook and shook twice.

The Demon King of Jiu Xichen stood up, also took a golden pen in his hand, pointed at Mu Guiying and said, "Sooner or later, the one who should come will come!" ”

Mu Guiying swung the twin swords of the Turbulent Demon and stabbed at Jiu Xichen.

Hua Mulan couldn't sit still, and also brandished the Demon Twin Swords to stab at Axe Xiyou, and asked in her mouth, "Are you a friend of the plate?" How did you come back to life? Don't be honest yet! ”

"I prefer Mu Guiying, who sings mountain songs, this golden pen in my hand can not only approve wealth, but also write mountain songs for you like a god! Mu Guiying, stop here, how about singing with me from now on, enjoying the glory and wealth? "The wine is full of courage and heaven.

"Phew!" Mu Guiying said, "Go and dream your thousand autumns, now your death time has come!" ”

I saw Mu Guiying standing at the top of the thickened golden pen, and suddenly his sword fell vertically. It was too late for Jiu Xichen to dodge, and the tips of two swords were inserted into the top of his head at the same time.

Although Axe Xiyou also held a golden pen, he didn't dare to go toe-to-toe with Mulan, he ran around the stage in a circle, and Mulan chased after him.

"You're going to let me go, right? Put down your arms and get rich with your buddies, if you rob money, your buddies will launder money for you, everyone will earn money, everyone will drink wine, why bother to live this day of fighting and killing! "Axe Xiyou is running and doing ideological work for Mulan. He wanted to paralyze Mulan and kill Mulan when Mulan was negligent.

"So you're a friend of the Axe Formation? How did you escape? Mulan asked, not believing that her sword had been missed.

"Swap fake for real, that plate friend is a fake! My buddy is a top student from a prestigious school, and his huge wealth can be washed, and the trick of hiding from the sky and crossing the sea has been played handy, perfect, and elusive! Axe Xiyou boasted.

"I see, tonight I will make you fool yourself! Unless you're fake! Take your life! ”