"Two female donors, please sit down, this female donor is so good-looking, it's your best friend. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"How do you know she's my best friend?"

"The poor monk knows it at a glance."

Niuniu: "I'm not wrong, it's so godly." ”

"Which of the two female donors will come first?"

"Let my sister see, I'm with her."

"Master, show my sister first."

"Then bother this female benefactor to avoid it first."

"She's my sister, don't avoid it."

"There's really no need to shy away? You don't mind if you talk about some embarrassing questions? ”

Niuniu spoke quickly, "Don't mind, we are conjoined babies, we share weal and woe, breathe and share weal and woe, go up and down the knife mountain and go down the oil pot, I will be her parachute when she jumps off the building, and I will be her swimming ring when she jumps into the sea, the relationship between our sisters is so hilarious and ambiguous." “

"Oh, don't talk about it, I have goosebumps all over my body. Niuniu, why don't you avoid it, good, what's the matter! ”

"Female donor, you want to ask about marriage, right?"

"You know what I want to ask before I say it?"

"The answer is all written on your face, you have peach blossoms on your face, your eyes are fluttering, either asking about marriage or going to go peach blossom luck, obviously, your peach blossom luck has not arrived, it must be asking about marriage."

Lan Yuxin asked very shyly: "Master, what do you think of me...... How?"

"Female benefactor, there is nothing to be embarrassed to say. You have someone hidden in your heart, you think you still love her, in fact, you don't love him anymore, it's just your delusion. You just treat him as a habitual lover, a solidified love. You consciously sealed the love, sealed for 3 years, his face, his facial features, his breath, his taste, his charm slowly became blurred in your heart, but you subconsciously do not admit this change, the so-called love in your heart has actually begun to slowly become a responsibility, a commitment, a waiting, a heavy shackle. “

Wen Qiang's words were exquisite, and when it came to her heart, Lan Yuxin's eyes moistened.

"So, donor, it's time for you to wake up, your true love is right in front of you."

"In sight?"

"Don't look at me, don't look at me, what I'm talking about is the near future."

"When will it be? 2018, or 2030? ”

"You were born in May '83 and belonged to a pig in '83, and the lover of your heart was born in '80 and was a monkey. Many times you are separated, gathering less and leaving more, one on the tree and the other on the ground, although you will occasionally get together, but you respect each other as guests. The monkey's heaven and earth are in the trees, in the sky, the pigs will always only look up, waiting, thinking is your main theme. “

"Master, how do you know about my past? Even my boyfriend's zodiac sign knows that you're either a god or you've done your homework ahead of time, right? ”

"Female benefactor, you are doubting my abilities. So what do I have to do for you to be convinced? ”

"Well, my best friend, this is the first time you've seen her, as long as you can accurately tell what special marks she has, I'll be convinced."

"It's not enough to take it alone, you have to bet on it."

"How to bet? What to bet on? ”

"If I lose, I will immediately write the words 'Huihai is a big liar' at the entrance of the temple, and parade through the streets, never to appear in the city again. If you lose, you let me be your personal secretary. ”

"You want to be my personal secretary? Why are you? The regular employees in my company are all full-time bachelor's degree or above, as well as 3 doctors, 165 masters, and even the aunt who does cleaning is a secondary school diploma or above, what is your education? I will not let a monk be a secretary, even if you are a high-ranking monk and a warlock who knows a little tricks, although I also believe in Buddhism, but the monk must not get on my car. “

"Does the female donor dare to gamble or is she afraid of losing, or does she discriminate against the monk?"

"Bet on it, why don't you gamble on a game like this that you can't win?"

"I think so, for the sake of fairness, you have to find a witness, lest you fall back then."

"Niuniu, come in."

"You're done, it's my turn."

"Niu Niu, I'm making a bet with Hui Hai."

Lan Yuxin leaned close to Niuniu's ear and said the specific situation, "Sister, you can figure it out, the master will definitely lose, why don't you gamble?" ”

"Female donor, what if you lose the bet and don't admit it?"

I made a poisonous oath for my sister: "If my sister loses Laipi, my sister will never be able to marry, and finally become an old nun, angry Pan An, panicked to death Zhu Bajie, and consumed the old monk?" This poisonous oath is poisonous enough, right? “

"Good, good, Amitabha, please forgive them for their slips of the tongue."

"Master, then please write out the answer."

At this time, I saw Wen Qiang clasping his hands together, "Good, good, Amitabha, please forgive your disciple's broken vows." “

After worshipping the Buddha, Wen Qiang wrote the answer:

My Fair Lady stands in front of the door

Slim and smiling

The jade body is dyed with orchid fragrance

Only between the legs of the love word pattern

"Amitabha, this is the mobile phone number of the poor monk, right on your navel, ha, ha, ha, ha......"

"'Only the love word is tattooed between the legs', how does the master know that I have a love word tattooed on my leg, I am wearing trousers, is it ...... Shame on you. “

"Niuniu, don't cry, he's a blind cat who met a dead mouse, and he happened to be in a hurry."

"And what's the phone number on your navel? You say! ”

"yes, what's going on? He didn't touch me. ”

"Master, master, wait for me, I have a tattoo in one place, you can guess it......"

At this time, Wen Qiang's mobile phone rang, "Wen Qiang, what am I in your heart?" I've been waiting at the airport for an hour, where are you? ”

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