Lan Yuxin's best friend Niuniu: "Honey, what are you doing?" ”

"Reading materials at home, haven't you slept yet?"

"I can't sleep, I want to talk to you. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info No wonder no man dares to fall in love with you, you are a programmed, limited edition simulation robot, with a figure, looks, very sexy, can speak, can do things, but there is no humanity. ”

"Niu Niu, who doesn't have humanity? People just don't want to fall in love. “

"No, you still love He Xiaobing, right? He disappeared quietly on the day of the engagement, 3 years have passed, he must have already started a family, do you still have to be widowed for him? You're not married to him, you're just engaged. Fool, you have to live for yourself, you are 30 years old, not a 20-year-old girl, there is no youth, even the tail of youth has been barbecued by He Xiaobing, only pain remains. “

"Niuniu, I love him, I can't forget him, what do you want me to do?"

"Well, the only way to heal is to find true love again. Oh, by the way, I heard from a friend that there is a master in Laha Temple, and fortune telling is a god, let's try it too, and find a master to calculate marriage. ”

"Niuniu, I often go to the temple to make incense, how can there be any masters?"

Niuniu said delicately: "My dear, please, you can accompany me tomorrow, in case I find true love after a little bit of the master's dialing, you are also a merit, please." “

"Okay, okay, I really can't do anything with you, I have to change my schedule again, the loss is not small, you have to invite me to dinner."

"Honey, what do you want to eat? Eat bullwhip or sheep whip? Except for the dinosaurs that can't be obtained, there are all kinds of whips, and my brother runs a restaurant, which is called: Whips are everywhere. ”

"As foolish as you are, girls should be a little more reserved, and you have something unreliable in your head, and you don't do it right. Okay, okay, I'm going to sleep without talking to you. ”

"Honey, remember to pick me up tomorrow, my car is sent for maintenance."

"Yes, Mr. Princess."

"How did I become a gentleman? If I were a gentleman, I would marry you, chick, come to the bowl. ”

"If you're not a man, how are you going to eat that? You won't be disgusted? ”

"You're a layman, bullwhip not only has the effect of warming and replenishing kidney yang, but women can also beautify after eating."

"I won't tell you, I won't eat anyway, I'll hang up."

Since Wen Qiang came to Laha Temple, the incense in the temple suddenly became vigorous, it used to be lively only on important holidays, but now it is very lively every day, looking for Wen Qiang's fortune telling, measuring the eight characters in an endless stream, and you have to make an appointment, otherwise, you can't get in line. Many visitors from other places live in the temple and wait for the master's guidance. In fact, where there is any master, it is just a little trick of carving insects played by Wen Qiang. You can think of it as magic, or you can see it as a mind-reading technique, observing words and feelings, empirical judgment, ambiguity, and adding a little bit of the Book of Changes, mind reading, magic, and blindfolding, and those people will be stunned for a while, and they will worship the master to the ground.

However, Wen Qiang's mind reading and lip language skills are unique, and I dare not say that there are no ancients before, but it can be said that there is no one after them, because the legendary mind reading skills disappeared in the late Qing Dynasty, and only the book "Jianxin" in Wen Qiang's hand is the true biography.

The abbot called anxiously, "Master Liu, is the merit box I ordered ready?" ”

"Abbot, not yet, the size of the merit box you ordered is too large, and we don't have enough wood, so we're on the way."

"We'll have to hurry, we'll wait to use it. Oh yes, I almost forgot. Zhiyong, Zhiyong, where did this kid go? ”

The abbot found Zhiyong in a corner of the side hall, "Stinky boy, stinky boy, actually hiding here to look at bikini pictures, how does the master teach you, you must have no distractions, you must be pure, you must abide by the rules and precepts, all evil and fornication are the head, women are tigers, you have to learn like the master, give me the phone, hurry up." ”

Zhiyong was very frightened and handed the mobile phone to the abbot, the abbot glanced at the mobile phone screen, and then glanced at it again, and couldn't help but glance again, "Master, didn't you teach us not to look at indecent things?" Why do you still watch? ”

"Stinky boy, how can you compare with your master? Your master is the abbot, the highest official in the temple, I am reviewing what you are watching, I am looking at it with a critical eye, can you compare with the master? I confiscated my mobile phone, and I wanted to call using my master's mobile phone. “

"Amitabha, please atone for your sins, Zhiyong is only 17 years old, he is not sensible, I will definitely enlighten him."

The abbot muttered as he walked: "Stinky boy, where did you find this, why didn't I see it?" ”

"It's finally here, a lot of people, what should I do? We don't have an appointment. ”

"Don't worry, I have a solution. Niu Niu, what is the name of the master you are talking about? ”

"It seems to be called Huihai."

"Huihai? He's a master? ”

"Yes, it's Huihai, I heard that he's still a handsome guy."

"Abbot, why are there so many people today?"

"There have been so many people for a while, does the female benefactor have something to do with the old man?"

"That's the case, my sister wants to find Huihai, do you think it's convenient?"

"It must be convenient for the female benefactor to come, you come with me."

The abbot took Lan Yuxin to the side door and let them enter through the side door.

"Wait a minute, the female donor, and then you can go in when the donor inside is finished."

"Thank you, Abbot!"

"Sister, Huihai is really worthy of his reputation, and he is really handsome."

"Are you here to see the photo or are you here for a blind date? Don't forget, people are monks. ”

"What's wrong with the monk? A monk can still be vulgar, and he is still a monk who leads the practice. ”

"Are you ashamed, you actually started the idea of a monk."

"Sister, it's over, let's go in."

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