Chapter 718 [A conscientious joker!] 】
In the face of Zhang Ye's answer, only one "I cǎo" can express the mood of netizens!
"Stunned!"
"It's really unraveled!"
"You really have the right answer!"
"Awesome! I'm convinced! ”
"Poof, I'm convinced too!"
"I've laughed on the keyboard, Mr. Zhang is Mr. Zhang, the way of doing knowledge is different from anyone else, always so funny, always so weird, these eight poles can't be beaten I thought he made it up temporarily, and there is really an answer to the book!"
"How boring does Mr. Zhang have to be to come up with such a question! And I actually gave your mother a bullshit problem for herself! ”
"Get on your knees!"
"Zhang Ye, I'll kneel for you too!"
"Teacher Zhang, you are too strong! The earth can't stop you from comicing! The netizens on the 679th floor are right, how boring you must be! ”
Netizens fainted one by one!
Several teachers at Peking University were also blown up.
Dean Pan of the Academy of Mathematical Sciences: "......"
Chinese Suna's meager "......"
Chinese the meager of Chang Kaige, the head of the department: "......"
These topics, Zhang Ye wrote them at the beginning, and he didn't recall them through the guò memory search capsule at all, not that he had a good memory and directly wrote down the topics of his world, but when he did "Zhang Ye Talk Show" with the Internet TV station, Zhang Ye once took all the talk shows or talk shows such as "Tonight's Post-80s Talk Show" and "One Week Libo Show" and "The Big Event" to eat the memory search capsule, and he has recalled it and copied the memory, naturally, He can use it without thinking about it, and the few questions thrown out today are all from his "Runaway Event" on the earth.
If they are used as a few college entrance examination questions, there must be some imprecision in them, but at least they can make everyone laugh, this is enough, and Zhang Ye's purpose has been achieved. His rigor is enough for the college entrance examination questions, and now that the college entrance examination has just ended, it will be too self-deprecating and boring to be so rigorous.
Now it seems that it worked well.
"Teacher Zhang is still so funny!"
"Yes, coming up with a geography question and physics problem is like talking about cross talk!"
"I am the Beijing candidate who was abused by Zhang Ye this year, what I hate most about this product is that I can't hate it no matter how much I hate it, Zhang Ye can amuse people in a different way, and I want to scold him with a smile, alas, this may be Zhang Ye's personal style - a conscientious joker! There are jokes in the words, there are jokes in the show, there are jokes in the poems, and even the questions are jokes! ”
"I like Zhang Ye more and more!"
"A funny associate professor!"
"Where there is Zhang Ye, questioning and scolding are indispensable, but there is also joy, I am the entertainment star in my heart!"
At this time, some netizens coaxed.
"What about other questions?"
"What's the answer to the other questions?"
"How do you solve the problem of throwing feces?"
However, just as Zhang Ye was about to announce the answer to the next question, someone suddenly wrote his own answer in the comments on Weibo, and the answer shocked everyone at that time, not because the answer was particularly well written, but because most people couldn't understand the answer given by that person, X-axis, Y-axis, differentiation, functions, a series of dense formulas were piled up there, making people unconscious, and it looked very awesome!
"Damn, who is this person?"
"Is there really a capable person who can figure it out?"
"God!"
"Hahaha, that's amazing!"
"Is it unraveled? Is the answer correct? ”
Zhang Ye was also stunned after reading it, and immediately gave a thumbs up to the answer, and then looked at the name of the Weibo user, and then he was stunned and suddenly smiled. The man's name was Lingling PO. With intuition, Zhang Ye guessed that this person's eight achievements were Huang Lingling, the little girl he met at the Summer Palace International Youth Mathematics Competition.
Then, Lingling PO chatted with Zhang Ye privately, "Teacher, is my answer correct?" ”
Zhang Ye immediately replied, "Student Huang writes very well. ”
Mr. Huang? Lingling PO posted a stunned expression, "You, how do you know it's me?" Teacher, you ...... Remember me? ”
Zhang Ye smiled, "I guessed, as for whether I remember you...... I'm not so forgetful, has your brother taken the college entrance examination? ”
Huang Lingling: "He will take the college entrance examination next year, and I am one year ahead of him." ”
Zhang Ye: "I read your math papers, full marks, great, you are also the only one in the Beijing this year who has a full score in mathematics, there is no second full score." ”
Huang Lingling: "Hehe, thank you, teacher, I will continue to work hard." ”
Zhang Ye asked: "Where is the first choice?" ”
Huang Lingling didn't think about it: "Of course it's Peking University!" My biggest goal is to be a student, but I don't know if I can pass the exam because I don't do as well as in math in other subjects. ”
Zhang Ye said: "It's okay, if you can't cross the score line, you come to me, and I'll arrange it for you." ”
Huang Lingling was pleasantly surprised: "Ah, really? Thank you, thank you, teacher! ”
The score line of a book is out, but the score line of Peking University Tsinghua University is still relatively vague, there is no too clear boundary, sometimes the score seems to be very high, and it does not necessarily mean that you can really get into Peking University Tsinghua, but in other words, sometimes the score is not high, and it does not necessarily mean that you can't get into Peking University Tsinghua.
The score boundaries of other ordinary colleges and universities may be very clear, for example, this score can go to Beijing Normal University, for example, after this score to the next score, you can go to the National People's University, and the first choice and the second choice will also be more important, and there will be an automatic ranking after the synthesis, but Peking University Tsinghua University has a relatively high degree of freedom, there are not so many restrictions, and the power is also very large, they have independent enrollment, and there are special recruitment places, and there is more room for floating in their hands, and even sometimes candidates such as the first choice of Beijing Jiaotong University, The score is enough, it stands to reason that they must be 100% admitted to Beijing Jiaotong University, and it is impossible for the second choice college to grab, and there is no chance to grab it, but Tsinghua University and Peking University have the right to ask for the consent of the candidate directly after asking for the consent of the candidate even if they do not fill in their institution in the candidate's volunteer column.
After chatting with Huang Lingling for a few words and chatting with netizens, Zhang Ye retired and went offline in a "pit daddy" from netizens.