Zhang Ye put the question in a meager way.

Question 1: Composition.

The topics are as follows:

A young man wanders by the sea, sullen.

"What's the thing you can't think of?" An old man asked.

The young man said that he did his best in his life and work, but he was not recognized and respected.

"Look at it." The old man picked up a grain of sand and threw it away, "Can you find it?" ”

The young man shook his head with a wry smile.

"Then I still have a bead." The old man took out a huge pearl and weighed it, and threw it on the beach, "It's not difficult to find, right?" Become a pearl and no one will ignore you anymore. ”

The question was typed by Zhang Ye line by line.

Many netizens have already smiled slightly when they saw this.

"It's so easy!"

"It's a traditional question."

"This essay question is not bad, I am still the first time to listen to this little story, it looks simple, but it is quite philosophical, this question is very good even as this year's college entrance examination question, the idea is clear, it is to let candidates reflect on and extend this story, write an essay around their own value and social respect, you can start from the point of pearls and sand, and you can also work hard and ......"

Netizens are pointing out the analysis of the country, and the topic behind it suddenly came cold.

――When I became a pearl, no one ignored me? Makes sense, the young man pondered for a moment, then picked up the pearl and ran away! Topic requirements: Please write an essay on the topic of "Where is the most basic trust between people", the subject is not limited, no less than 800 words.

Seeing this, all netizens are stupid!

"I'm cǎo!"

"Between people...... The most basic trust? ”

"What a twist this is!"

"Zhang Ye, you-big-master!"

"Say good about your own worth and social identity? The story of the sand and pearl scissors that are still messy? How the did he snatch the pearls, hey! Don't be so undisciplined! Your sister! As I said earlier, the long-term co-authorship has nothing to do with the requirements of the topic! ”

"Zhang Ye, you are a pit!"

"Poof! Laugh and smoke! ”

"Damn, let this executioner get into trouble again!"

As soon as this question came out, everyone jumped to their feet and scolded their mother, they have seen strange essay questions, but they have never seen such a strange one, is this a language question or a paragraph?

"I said, how can Zhang Ye swear to give this kind of reward!"

"yes, I can't answer this question at all!"

"Who said they couldn't? I got it! ”

"Yes, isn't that the most basic trust between people? I'll write one! ”

There are already netizens who have rushed to the front.

"Hurry up and get the second question!"

"What about the second question?"

"I don't believe it!"

"That's right, we're spending money on this today! I'm! ”

……

Wu family.

On the lawn in the front yard.

After Wu Zeqing saw the question that Zhang Ye typed on the screen, he also smiled and said, "You, no wonder someone always scolds you." ”

Zhang Ye said: "This is everyone's love for me." ”

Old Wu: "Really? ”

"Of course." Zhang Ye said on his lips, but his hand did not stop, and he had already started to type the next question.

……

on Weibo.

In the waiting of countless netizens, the second question came as scheduled.

Math Problems:

It is known that the number of square dance aunts is 50, the interval between the squares is 1 meter per person, and the square dance played in the stereo is 170 decibels. Xiao Ming's family lives on the 7th floor, and the wind speed is 3ms.

Netizens began to analyze the topic again.

"That's a math problem!"

"Q: How long will it take for the voice to pass? Or something else? ”

"A square of 50 people spaced one meter apart? Well, the decibel is more troublesome, and the wind speed? ”

"If you don't take into account resonance and energy loss, this problem is not difficult to solve."

"I've already started the calculations, it's very easy, it just depends on what the question asks."

As a result, the next second, the last question of the question came out.

Question: The probability of Xiao Ming's success in pouring feces on the square dancing aunts.

Yes??

Netizens fainted!

"Splashing? How is it a? ”

"I'll splash your sister, Zhang Ye!"

"What about the spread of good voices?"

"Let me be quiet, I'm a little dizzy!"

"It's a probability problem, huh?"

"The surname is Zhang, why don't you play cards according to the routine!"

"I'll try this question, and I won't believe in evil! The weight of the feces is unknown, the initial strength and initial velocity are unknown, the aunt in the question is an area, and the feces is also a gradual area in the process of falling, let's first establish the coordinate axis, Xiao Ming is in the Z axis, and the aunts are in the XY axis...... Calculate the parabola ......"

"Upstairs!"

"Dude, it's up to you!"

"Come on, I'm optimistic about you."

There are science cows to go and calculate!

At this time, the third question given by Zhang Ye also came out.

Topic: Spring is a good season for mating. At six o'clock in the afternoon of the spring equinox in Beijing time, police officer Xiao Li looked up 38 degrees and saw the North Star, and then led the team to rush into an underground prostitution-den-point.

A: It's a kidney

B: Lost mines

C: Nong wants to be a group

D: Xi Ba

There have been countless grass and mud horses galloping past in the hearts of netizens!

"What a question! What's the problem! ”

"Why do your mother still have Xi Ba!"

"The devil knows what to say!"

"Who can solve this!"

Immediately, Zhang Ye's last question also arrived.

Question 4: A car with a rated power of 6. The 0 times 104W BMW sedan was driving on a level highway and braked 5 meters away from the grandmother. The grandmother is known to weigh 50 kg.

With the experience of the first three times, netizens have learned smartly this time, no one answers, and no one analyzes the topic in advance, because they have been in charge three times, and everyone is waiting for Zhang Ye to ask the final question.

Here comes the question.

Ask:

1: Ask for granny's power to fall to the ground.

2: How much does granny cost?

Netizen: "...... （…………%￥￥##@！！！ ”

"Down-to-earth power?"

"Do you have the power to fall to the ground?"

"How much does it cost? I know how much granny costs! ”

At this moment, many netizens and candidates suddenly felt that they were too naïve, at the beginning they were very excited to see Zhang Ye put down this reward, and they thought that they would have the opportunity to scold this product in person, but now think about it, what kind of person is Zhang Ye, how lacking in virtue Zhang Ye, how much a thief, all the past experience has sued them, only Zhang Ye has ever slapped other people's faces, no one has ever slapped him in the face, look at these questions, look at it, from the beginning, this product didn't intend for them to win, what a problem is this!

"Angry crying!"

"It's so shameless!"

"There is no solution to these problems!"

"I'll just say how dare he say that kind of big talk!"

"Zhang Ye, come out!"

Everybody's gone.

Zhang Ye spoke slightly: "The four questions are finished, can anyone answer them?" I can relax the requirements a little, as long as someone can answer three of the four questions correctly, even if they pass, they will get a reward, that is, except for the question of how much does the grandmother want, just answer the other questions correctly. ”

Netizens scolded.

", in addition to the essay questions, you can also write a one, who can answer the other questions!"

"There's no answer to this problem!"

"I think you made it up on the spot!"

"That's right, it must be this guy who made it up, he can't even answer it himself!"

"Definitely, still sit eight? Still a kidney? What does this question have to do with the previous one! You have the ability, you give us the right answer! Don't brag yet! ”

"Yes, there is no solution to this problem, Zhang Ye deliberately tricked us!"

"Zhang Ye, you are too lacking in morality, you cheated our candidates during the college entrance examination, and now that the college entrance examination has just ended, you come to pit us again?"

"Down with this thing!"

"You can figure it out!"

"Don't forget it, what Zhang Ye's class, it's Zhang Ye who is teasing us, the question has no answer at all, don't waste your efforts!"

No one is calculating, everyone is here to scold Zhang Ye.

Zhang Ye waited for a long time and no one gave him an answer, so he typed: "Who said I was amusing everyone?" Since I came up with the question, of course I have the answer, and no one will try again? ”

Netizens couldn't cry or laugh.

"Fart!"

"What's the answer?"

"Huh!"

"Teacher Zhang is a dead duck with a hard mouth!"

"Then you give us the answer, yes?"

"I really don't believe it!"

It was a lively game here, and many people also came to watch.

Yao Jiancai was meager : "Khan, where is this college entrance examination question, this is clearly a funny joke!" ”

A female singer is meager: "Do you really have answers to these questions?" Blow it, right? ”

No one thought so, they all thought that the joker Zhang Ye was telling jokes with the title.

As a result, just a minute later, Zhang Ye actually sent the answer!

For example, the third question: "Under the seemingly absurd appearance, it is actually a particularly well-disguised geography question, why?" First of all, the first sentence shouted by the prostitute in the panic is usually his native dialect, so as long as his geographical location is found in this question, where is the location of this prostitution-den-point? We know that the elevation angle of the North Star is the local latitude, so the elevation angle is 38 degrees just said in the title, so the latitude of the place is 38 degrees north latitude, so look at the options, B Diolei Loumou, at first glance it is Guangdong Province, Guangdong belongs to the 20 degrees north latitude, directly exclude it, C Nong wants to form a group, probably a place near Shanghai, Shanghai is about 31 degrees north latitude, obviously wrong! ”

Looking at Zhang Ye's crackling answer, netizens were already stunned!

"I'm cǎo!"

"Holy!"

Zhang Ye is still saying: "The problem is that between A and D, there is a kidney on the forehead, where is this?" This is the Shaanxi dialect, and 'Xi Ba' is obviously a stick language, the problem is that the two places of Chao-Xian and Shaanxi are about 38 degrees north latitude, and they can't be judged from the latitude, so this is not easy to do, what to do, and longitude! Pay attention to the examination of the question to see no, there is an explanation in the title, Beijing time at six o'clock in the afternoon, and it is the day of the spring equinox, so this point is just in time to go down the mountain in the capital, Chao-Xian is in the east of the capital, 6 o'clock the sky is already dark, and Shaanxi is in the west of the capital, 6 o'clock the sun has not yet set, police officer Xiao Li He can see the North Star when he looks up, proving that it is definitely not daytime, so the possibility of prostitution-den-point in Shaanxi is excluded, so the correct answer we choose D: Xi Ba. By the way, the 'police officer Xiao Li' in the title is actually a smoke bomb, some people may have eliminated the foreign option at the beginning, in fact, there are many people with the surname Li in the Chao-Xian-people! ”

The answer is revealed!

Netizens are dead silent!

Yao Jiancai was shocked!

The female singer was shocked!

Candidates, netizens were shocked!

“…… Zhang Ye, you won! You really won!! ”