Chapter 107: Ben
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Early in the morning, he encountered two strange flowers, Zhang Wei didn't know whether to be happy or painful, Zhang Wei just spied on it with mind reading, this beautiful man did come to rent a house, but his behavior made Zhang Wei a little unacceptable.
Seeing such an exaggerated behavior of this beautiful man, Zheng Qi's face immediately drooped, even if others laughed at him for being ugly before, they would only say bad things about him in secret, and there was really no one like a beautiful man who lost his temper in person.
Just when Zheng Qi was about to have a seizure, Zhang Wei hurriedly stopped him and said, "Zheng Qi, don't care, he accidentally said the wrong thing." ”
Zheng Qi was bullied a lot since he was a child because he didn't look good, and his tolerance and tolerance were far stronger than ordinary people, although he glared at the beautiful man fiercely, he still couldn't help but have a seizure.
"Hey, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!" The beautiful man pinched his orchid fingers, nodded at Zheng Qi and said with a smile: "I just think you look a lot like a historical celebrity in a middle school textbook, that's why I'm so surprised!" ”
Hearing the beautiful man's coquettish tone and the long childish sound of each sentence, Zhang Wei felt goosebumps all over his body, and he immediately plugged his ears with cotton, otherwise if he heard too much, Zhang Wei estimated that his ears would be useless.
"You say that I am like a historical celebrity, a traitor or a virtuous minister, or a great poet?" Zheng Qi was stunned for a moment and asked with some curiosity.
Zheng Qi is so big, he has only heard others say that he looks like a dinosaur, and he has never heard others say that he looks like a historical celebrity, although he knows that this guy like a shemale can't say anything nice, but he still can't help asking.
"The guy on the first and first pages of the middle school history textbook, hey, hey, hey." After the beautiful man put on his sunglasses, he turned his head, looked at Zheng Qi and said, as if he saw Zheng Qi's appearance, which would really blind his eyes.
"The first page of the first volume of the middle school history textbook ......" Zheng Qi muttered as he thought about which historical celebrity it was, but as he thought about it, his face became more and more stiff, and Zhang Wei could hear his teeth grinding from a distance of two meters.
The history of Zhang Wei's middle school is not bad, if he remembers it well, the history of middle school should be about the history of human development, and the first page of the first volume in order from first to last should describe the prehistoric civilization of mankind, and that portrait should be...... Ape.
"Puff...... Thinking of this, Zhang Weidu almost laughed out loud, this beautiful man like a woman is too bad to speak, although there is not a single dirty word in his words, it makes you more uncomfortable than scolding.
"You sissy won't have run out of the mental hospital, if it weren't for your brain problem, I would have to beat you up." Zheng Qi rolled up his sleeves and threatened, obviously guessing the meaning of his words.
"Bah, you're the sissy? People are genuine pure masters. Seeing Zheng Qi threatening to hit him, the beautiful man was startled, and hurriedly hid behind Zhang Wei with small steps, but he still couldn't admit defeat.
"Okay, everyone values harmony, it's just some misunderstanding, and there's no need to do it." Zhang Wei hurriedly acted as a peacemaker and said.
"Zheng Qi, you continue to put up signs here, and I'll take the customer to talk elsewhere." Although the quarrel between the two looks interesting, Zhang Wei doesn't want to end up in the end, and then implicate himself.
"You sissy speaks openly, even if I spare you this time, someone will clean you up for me sooner or later." Zheng Qi glared at the beautiful man and said viciously.
Zhang Wei agrees with this sentence, just with the beautiful man's posture and stinky mouth, I am afraid that he will offend people a lot, maybe one day he will be beaten up, after all, not everyone will be magnanimous to you.
"Hey, hey, a tasteful and hierarchical person like me can't look down on ugly things the most, it's really disappointing." The beautiful man stretched out his little hand and shook it in front of his eyes, revealing a look of disgust and said.
"If you want to rent or buy a house, you might as well go to our store, and then we will sit down and talk in detail." Zhang Wei said to the beautiful man, although this customer looked a little out of tune, but Zhang Wei still fulfilled the responsibility of an agent and asked.
"Hey, don't bother so much, let's just go and sit in my car, people don't want to go that far, otherwise the skin will tan." The beautiful man held his face with both hands and made a reluctant gesture.
"Okay, then let's go to your car and talk." Zhang Wei squeezed out a smile and said reluctantly.
"That's right! There are still good things in people's cars. The beautiful man squeezed his eyes and smiled sweetly.
The beautiful man drove an imported Porsche sports car, which was more expensive than Zhang Wei's BMW 730, and the accessories inside were more exquisite.
Most of them are HelloKitty rag dolls, the big ones are more than half a person tall, and the small ones are only the size of eight palms, and the four-person trot, which was originally quite spacious, is crowded, and Zhang Wei can see at least five or more HelloKitty as long as he opens his eyes.
"Hey, look at these little babies of other people, these are all collector's editions that I bought abroad, but they are all people's hearts." The beautiful man picked up the biggest HelloKitty from the back seat and kissed it in his arms, saying in a coquettish tone.
Zhang Wei wiped the sweat from his forehead, and an unnatural smile appeared on his face, he really regretted getting into this car now, this man who is more demonic than a woman can be said to have been challenging his bottom line.
"This gentleman, my name is Zhang Wei, I don't know what you call it, what kind of work are you engaged in?" Zhang Wei asked.
"Hey, people are dressed like this, can't you see it?" The beautiful man pinched his orchid fingers, snorted, and said.
Although the beautiful man didn't say his industry, Zhang Wei saw it through mind reading and said: "I see that you are so tasteful in clothes, you should be a stylist!" ”
"Hey, my little handsome guy, you're amazing!" When the beautiful man heard Zhang Wei guess his work, he really thought that he was very tasteful in his clothes, so he was seen by Zhang Wei at a glance, and his flowers trembled with joy.
"My name is Ben, and I am an internationally famous stylist, you can also call me Little Ben!" When the beautiful man heard that Zhang Wei guessed his occupation, he became a little closer to Zhang Wei, and said with a smile: "Hey, can that person call you, Xiao Weiwei!" ”
"Hehe, of course you can." Zhang Wei tried hard to keep himself smiling, the hairs on his body suddenly rose, goosebumps all over his body, he really didn't expect that someone would call him in this life - 'Xiao Weiwei'.
"Ben, what kind of house do you want to rent, how many bedrooms and what is the price range?" Zhang Wei wanted to end this conversation quickly, so he couldn't wait to ask.
"Hey, I told you, in fact, it's not that people want to rent a house at all, it's a good sister who wants to rent it?" Ben pursed his lips and said mysteriously: "Let me tell you a little secret, my good sister can be a big star." ”
"Big star!" Zhang Wei was surprised, but when he thought of Ben's identity as a stylist, he was also relieved, after all, there should be frequent contact between the two, and with Ben's sissy character, it is normal for him to be friends with female stars.
"Of course, she's the idol of countless otaku dreams, if you can guess correctly, they can help you get an autograph!" Ben pinched his orchid fingers, hummed nasally, twisted his body, and said in a coquettish tone.