Chapter 499 [Champion! 】
Not only was the audience dumbfounded!
The people watching the live broadcast on the Internet were also dumbfounded!
"I'll go!"
"This ......"
"Teacher Zhang is really against the sky!"
"Hahaha! It's so domineering! ”
The Internet is in full bloom, and even the live message area has exploded!
Zhang Ye has always shown his talent in shaking the burden and creating the baggage, at most, plus some extraordinary wit, which has brought several cross talk works to the pinnacle and made the audience laugh, but today, Zhang Ye once again frightened everyone, I didn't think that Zhang Ye could still talk about irrigation, and he could say whatever he wanted, as if all the irrigations were ripe, this amazing cross talk skill really shocked people to a daze, Who said that Zhang Ye would only rely on vulgar cross talk! People also know traditional jokes! And it's even better than what you professional cross talk artists say!
Tang Dazhang: "......"
Xu Wenxiang was also silent with a dark face.
In the seating area of the contestants over there, everyone stared at each other for a long time, and they all remained silent one by one, and the faces of the most fierce shouters before had been swollen!
The audience was still applauding.
As soon as Zhang Ye spoke, they stopped, "Whether it's a mouth or a traditional joke, it's not that I can't say it, I'm not a person in the cross talk industry, but I dare to say that I know cross talk better than most cross talk actors, and today I put my words here, as long as you can find all the jokes, there is nothing I can't say!" You can pick whatever you want, if I make a knock and say a wrong word, I will say goodbye to the stage from now on, I dare to say so! ”
Yao Jiancai laughed and applauded.
The audience below also blew up their nests!
"Domineering!"
"Fierce man!"
"Teacher Zhang is amazing!"
"Ahh I love you Teacher Zhang! ”
"Hahaha! That's what you want! Look at those people, who dares to say that you don't understand cross talk! They won't say it themselves! ”
Those cross talk actors and rookie contestants didn't answer, because Zhang Ye's strength has been shown here, since he dares to say so, it means that he may really have this ability. At this moment, the momentum released by Zhang Ye shocked all of them!
Zhang Ye looked down and said, "Can you say that you are a cross talk actor?" Can you say that an 'elegant joke' is a master of cross talk? Would you say that an educational work is a cross talk artist? I don't agree, and I'm sure the audience and friends won't either! Using this to distinguish the high and low of cross talk actors is simply an extermination of humanity! ”
Yao Jiancai smiled: "You can't divide it like this." ”
The more Zhang Ye said, the more angry he became, "Cross talk must be educational?" What do you want to promote by cross talk? This is a big mistake! More than a hundred years ago, there was cross talk, why is that? How did you have cross talk? Actors are trying to earn money to eat, to support their families, and cross talk is a craft of shaving their heads and feet! It's that simple! Why is it that you are not so elegant? How did it come to you with an educational significance? You've forgotten your roots! Forget about the ancestors! scolded for a while, and finally scolded back to the cross talk world!
The audience applauded!
Everyone knows that this cross talk is almost over, and they all know that this is the last time Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai stood on the stage and said cross talk, and they may never hear it again in the future.
Zhang Ye said: "Especially now, the times are developing and society is progressing; Lack of money, lack of car, lack of housing, lack of morality, lack of everything, into this house, I can't give these, but I guarantee that you can forget these troubles after listening to my cross talk, happy, happy, happy, this is not better than what? This is the meaning of cross talk! I am my contribution to the construction of a social-social-istocial-righteous and harmonious-society! ”
The audience applauded again!
"Good!"
"Well said!"
Yao Jiancai also smiled and nodded vigorously.
Zhang Ye looked at everyone and said loudly: "Who said that!" Cross talk must educate people? Who said that! Should cross talk be educational? What do you have to learn to listen to this cross talk? After listening to that cross talk, you have to donate blood and money to donate your kidney after you go out? It's impossible! Are we cross talk or the Red Cross? Are we entertainers or educators? The requirements of the relevant departments for cross talk are inevitably too high! The cross talk actor's expectations of himself are inevitably too big! Verbal art is to educate people? ”
The audience gradually increased to stand up!
Three hundred!
Five hundred!
A thousand people!
The more Zhang Ye shouted, the louder he became, "Is the Jingyun drum art?" Then let me ask, what did I teach you after listening to a big drum!? ”
Drum?
What can that teach?
The audience applauded like crazy!
Zhang Ye said in a loud voice: "Is symphony art?" Then I asked, after listening to a symphony, what did I teach you!? ”
More than 500 spectators stood up again, applauding desperately!
Zhang Ye raised his eyebrows and said: "Is acrobatics art?" Then I'll ask! After reading a piece of dog bear! What have you been taught!? ”
The applause of the audience overwhelmed the huge venue again and again!
Zhang Ye said: "Fifteen acrobats ride a bicycle!" You're educated? They're breaking the traffic rules! Education is a fart! ”
Yao Jiancai smiled: "It's the truth. ”
The audience laughed and applauded, and at this moment, almost the entire audience stood up enthusiastically, including those sitting on the second floor!
Zhang Ye picked up the white cloth on the table and wiped the sweat on his forehead that was heated by the light, and slammed the white cloth on the table, "I wonder, what should other art do!" Why do you have to ask for cross talk, how to educate people, how to be elegant! Why! We are just two little cross talk actors, we didn't kill people or set fires, we just want to bring a little happiness to the audience, why is it so difficult? Why is it so disliked? Why did you poke a hole in the sky? What's going on!? ”
Exhaled.
Zhang Ye pointed to the top of his head and shouted: "I don't believe it, the sky is so big, it can't accommodate cross talk!" After that, he pointed to his feet, "I don't believe it, the ground is so wide that it can't accommodate two cross talk actors!" "This is not Guo Degang's words, but Zhang Ye's own words, which he has always wanted to say!
Yao Jiancai applauded, "Well said! ”
Next, the time for the game has arrived, and a staff member has come up to clear the field, and it is time for the next group of players.
Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai didn't say anything, bowed deeply to the audience, turned around and got off the stage.
At this moment, the audience also exploded suddenly, and the thousands of spectators in the audience, almost all of whom were shouting their names, were indignant!
"Teacher Yao!"
"Zhang Ye!"
"Zhang Ye!"
Then, I don't know who took the lead, everyone shouted a word, an evaluation of Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai by all their ordinary people!
"Champion!"
"Champion!"
"Champion!"
"Champion!"
The competition between Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai is over, and they will definitely be disqualified from the following competitions, but in the hearts of the audience, they are the real first!
No one can replace it!