Chapter 15: The Elixir of Death
Kaier walked into the bathroom with her clothes, and as soon as she entered the door, she saw the knife she used to cut her veins on the side of the bathroom sink, and I don't know if Lin Yong did it deliberately or forgot here, Gail picked up the knife and looked at it, bit his lip to put it back, and began to open the flower umbrella to wash his body.
She hesitated and was weak, and she was slow to wash and change clothes, and when she had done all this, she instinctively looked at the knife again, and the frustration in her heart swelled up again, and as soon as she picked up the knife, a fragrance suddenly came from the tip of her nose.
It's not perfume or nectar, it's a hot soup that makes your teeth sour.
Kyle instinctively sniffled, and the knife in her hand involuntarily put down, only to hear the clanging of pots and pans outside.
What the hell are they doing? Kyle frowned, opened the door and walked out, stunned by what she saw.
I saw Lin Yong and Jack actually set up an induction cooker in the center of the bedroom, steaming and cooking something, bursts of fragrance came to the nose, Kaier's eyes were straight, she swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, and stood there speechless.
"Huhu~ delicious! It's incredible! ”
Jack kept scooping radishes and beef from the pot with a colander, then dipping them into a dish with a fork, putting them into his mouth while they were hot, raising his head and snoring and inhaling in his mouth, looking intoxicated, and grabbing a handful of boiled American sweet corn with the other hand, and chewing with satisfaction.
But Lin Yong didn't know where to find two long strips of things to use as chopsticks, and while putting vegetables in the pot, he looked back at Kai'er:
"The big star is out? Hehe, sorry to take your place. Still thinking about suicide? ”
Kyle pursed her lips and said stubbornly: "Of course~"
Lin Yong shrugged: "Then you go!" ”
Now it was Kyle's turn to be surprised: "You ......!" ”
Lin Yong continued to pick up the vegetables, and said while chewing the vegetable wrap in his mouth: "I said, I won't stop you, don't you see that I'm busy?" When you're done committing suicide, I'll call the police and promise not to make you stink!" But I heard that if you are a ghost, you must not be too hungry before you die, otherwise you will want to bite everything you see after becoming a ghost! I think it's pitiful to die of starvation, do you want to die of hunger? Or do you want to die when you're full? ”
As if to respond to the situation, Kyle's stomach growled twice.
Jack struck while the iron was hot, and immediately moved a seat and placed it at the table, and said as he handed out a new bowl and fork:
"Come on, what's this thing called...... 'hot pot'? It's so delicious! I've never eaten it either. Especially the shabu-shabu, wow! Help, I must learn this thing, otherwise I won't be able to eat it in the future! ”
Kyle's eyes stared straight into the steaming pot, and said pretending to be reserved:
"That'...... Then I'll die when I'm full~~ Anyway, what you eat is also my family's ingredients! ”
Lin Yong nodded: "Good!" Come, try this, you can't soak it for a long time, it's just right now. ”
Maybe it's because she hasn't eaten for too long, and after taking a bite of beef, Kyle's reserve is also a little uncontrollable, and as soon as the fork is delivered, she sends the meat slices to her small mouth, chews two bites and swallows them. Then he raised his eyebrows, and immediately stretched out his waist to take the spoon, and kept rummaging in the pot, what mushrooms, radish, beef, ham, and vegetables. couldn't hurry to send it to the bowl, Lin Yong didn't look at her, and laughed secretly.
"What are you laughing at~?" Kyle was slightly annoyed.
Lin Yong tried his best to support his face: "Ah! I didn't laugh, stuffed teeth! Plug your teeth~"
"Hey, you leave me some! Hey, it's not cooked yet~! Jack said to Kyle with a distressed expression.
Lin Yong kept putting vegetables into the pot: "It's okay~ This hot pot is just to rush to eat it!" When I was a child, I ate hot pot with my father, and he snatched me of a meatball, and I actually cried~haha~~"
Speaking of this, Lin Yong couldn't help but feel a little sad, but he still covered himself up and continued to say to Kaier:
"By the way, what method are you going to use to kill yourself this time?"
Kyle held a corn and said while eating, "I haven't thought about it yet~"
"I'm suggesting that you stop cutting your veins, don't you know, when people's blood runs dry, because there is no blood supply, people's eyes will sink in, and their heads will fall off, which looks very scary!"
Kyle opened her mouth wide: "Really? ”
"Of course it's true." Lin Yong said with a serious face.
"That'...... Then burn charcoal and turn on the gas~" Kyle continued to think of a way.
"It's fine, but your brain hurts so much before you die! It's like someone sticks a pump into your ear and fights like crazy, and you're still dizzy and can't run away, that's what people who haven't succeeded in suicide say. ”
Kyle was a little scared: "Does it really hurt?" If it doesn't work, use a rope...... Hang yourself! ”
"You usually feel uncomfortable when you are strangled, let alone hanged? You haven't seen those movies, you have been hanging for half an hour, and you can be rescued, can you stand it with your neck strangled for half an hour! You're a big star, your tongue sticks out and your eyes stare at you, don't you think...... A little ugly? ”
Kyle was a little scared: "What about jumping off the building?" That's fast, right? ”
"Quick! It's so fast! Let's hit the ground with a bang! It's a little troublesome when recognizing the corpse, which broken watermelon have you ever seen that can still be put together? ”
"That~Then you won't get your feet on the ground~"
"Feet on the ground? What should I do if I don't fall to death and become disabled? If you fall into Hawking, there is no way to die. ”
Kyle asked tentatively: "Isn't there that kind of death that is not painful and not ugly~, very peaceful?" ”
Lin Yong immediately replied: "Of course there is, I can understand your determination to commit suicide, as a senior suicide, I can responsibly tell you that there are two best ways to commit suicide, the first is to shoot!" The muzzle of the gun was pointed directly at the heart, and the trigger was pressed with the eyes closed, and the heart stopped beating instantly, and he lost consciousness within five seconds and was brain dead within thirty seconds. It's just ......" Lin Yong looked at the two plumps on Kai'er's chest, and said with some regret: "Although this method is simple, it is always a physical way, and the position of your heart is still damaged, if the wound is too big...... It's not so good either. ”
Kyle nodded slightly: "What about the second one?" ”
Lin Yong turned out a large medicine box from under the table, which looked very familiar, and Kaier asked, "Is this my medicine box?" You mean...... Medicine? ”
Syllable!
Lin Yong snapped his fingers crisply: "Bingo!" There is no doubt that taking medicine is the most fashionable way to commit suicide now, your methods are outdated, taking medicine does not hurt, and people look like they are asleep. Of course, this depends on what medicine you are taking. ”
Kaier smiled bitterly and said, "I thought about it too, but I don't know medicine at all, so it's impossible to go to the pharmacy and ask others what medicine can be ......."
Lin Yong opened the medicine box, picked up a white medicine bottle and unscrewed it:
"Actually, it's not as complicated as you think, there is a chemical reaction between medicine and medicine, some very simple drugs are combined together, sometimes there are unexpected effects, just the stock in your medicine box, I can make the perfect suicide medicine."
"But I ......," Kyle seemed hesitant.
Lin Yong grabbed it: "I just want to help, I know your determination to commit suicide, I support you!" Lin Yong unscrewed several medicine bottles three times and divided five by two, spread out a table of pills in a colorful manner, crushed them into powder with a twist at the bottom of the cup, rolled them into the quilt, rolled his eyes, took a cucumber from the ingredients, got some cucumber juice into it, and finally rushed hot water, stirred it with a spoon a few times, and something strange happened.
The water in the quilt bubbled, turning from pale green to light yellow.
"That's it!" Lin Yong smiled and handed the quilt to Kaier: "Drink!" ”
Kyle shrank, looked at the water glass hanging in front of him and said, "I ......"
"I've taken a shower, I've dressed cleanly, I've eaten something, I should be satisfied, I've chosen a method for you, and even I can help you deal with the aftermath in time, what else do you want? Drink it! ”
Kyle clasped her little hands together, but she didn't pick up the glass.
Lin Yong stepped forward and asked, "Could you be ...... Don't want to kill yourself, do you? ”
After hearing this, Kaier gritted her teeth, and she didn't know where she got the strength, took the water cup, closed her eyes and poured it into her stomach, only to feel a mouthful of sour and bitter liquid flowing into her stomach, and a tear crossed the corner of her eye. When I put down the cup, the quilt was empty.
Lin Yong Jack looked at Kyle, and Kyle looked at them too.
Kyle wiped the tears that fell with her hands: "Look at what I'm doing~Woo woo~ I've already drunk it~Woo woo~ Didn't you say you would die~"
Lin Yong looked suddenly enlightened: "Ah, I forgot to say just now, this medicine will work within an hour, you go to bed and lie down for a while, don't worry, you will die suddenly." ”
"It's going to be an hour...... "Kyle unconsciously showed a hint of panic on her face.
Lin Yong looked at the clock: "There are still 58 minutes and 49 seconds." Of course, it is possible to do it in advance, but it is not certain. ”
"Then I'll ...... now," Kyle looked a little distraught.
"Yes, you're half dead now, go to bed and wait for death, it's better to sleep, come on, let's continue to eat."
Kyle's empty eyes suddenly brightened, and she threw herself on the pillow and began to cry!
"Mmmmmm————mm
Lin Yong ignored her and continued to eat hot pot, and soon Kai'er said in a panic: "How long is it~"
"Fifty-two minutes."
Kyle's cry was a little louder, and after a while: "How long is it~"
"Forty-five minutes."
Kyle cried more and more fiercely, and finally almost couldn't cry, fell on the bed and began to tremble uncontrollably, and the life in her eyes was unprecedented:
"Also...... How long will it ......?"
"Thirty-six minutes. Soon! Lin Yong is still the same.
Kaier really couldn't stand this process of waiting for death, and cried to Lin Yong and said:
"I ...... I don't want to die~ I don't want to die~!! Is there any medicine that can save me~, I don't want to die~! ”
Lin Yong looked at Kaier stupidly: "What...... What the? You don't want to die? So why are you still drinking it? ”
Kaier pounced on Lin Yong's side, pushed the medicine box to Lin Yong's side, and cried aggrievedly:
"Woo woo woo ~ you have to hand it to me ~ I don't want to die ~ think of a way ~ "
Lin Yong's shoulders collapsed:
"But...... There is no medicine left to save you! It's too late to even go to the hospital! ”