Stimulated by the barking of the dog, both me and Beard reacted.

His beard was visibly agitated, and he leaned against the fence, and my heart tightened. Listening to this bark, to put it mildly, the voice is strong and the internal force is abundant, which is clearly a large dog.

My position was fine, but my beard looked awkward. He is now in a dilemma, especially if he wants to get out, it is very likely that after turning around like this, he will be attacked by this large dog.

The beard softened slightly, and there was a plan. He was half-squatting, and he still raised his hands, taking out the posture of fighting with the big dog all the time.

And I took off the belt of my trousers, and I said to the beard, "In a moment the dog has really come out, and you are welcome, you better shove the dog's head out of the fence wall, and I will wait for the opportunity to strangle its head with the trouser belt." ”

The beard replied with a good word.

We waited so hard, and the dog in the bushes was strange, and after so much chatter, there was no reaction.

The beard snorted and muttered, "Could it be that this dog didn't say hello and sneaked away?" ”

I can't give an answer. It happened that there was a small stone beside him, and he picked it up, aimed it at the bushes, and skimmed it in.

The dog barked again, and it could be heard that the dog was full of resentment. The bushes were still shaking slightly.

Beard and I both understood what it meant, and we were both alert again.

Soon a dog rushed out, and when Beard and I looked at the dog, we were both stunned.

I also want to complain that this dog looks like a wolf dog, especially the dog's head is very large, but the problem is that it is too small, just like a Chihuahua.

I don't know what breed this dog is? But I especially want to sigh that its small body can have such a big explosive power, and even its barking is no worse than that of a large dog.

My beard and I relaxed a lot at once, and Beard almost laughed angrily.

The puppy didn't stop, especially barking more fiercely at the beard. Beard thought for a moment, and suddenly he jumped to his feet.

He danced his arms and legs in the air, and at first glance, he looked like a beast with teeth and claws.

The puppy shuddered, probably really frightened. It stopped barking, turned its head and swished back into the bushes, and I saw a trail of water on its way away.

I suspect the puppy was scared to pee.

I took advantage of the air to burrow into the fence wall and join my beard.

The two of us didn't stop, and together we picked up the bushes and walked to the mental hospital.

The bushes were not small, and some of them were as tall as our knees, while others were more than a man tall.

We struggled to get out of the bush when Beard stared at the crumbs of leaf scraps all over us, and he cursed.

I didn't care about that, I looked around.

The first thing I noticed was a man in a white hospital gown standing not far away.

He has an Einstein head and a red dot on his head, which is nothing, the most important thing is that he is still holding a dog, and this dog is the little "Chihua" that we are very familiar with and just made trouble.

I just looked at this man casually, but I didn't expect this man to be suddenly shocked, and he quickly ran towards the two of us, and he screamed as he ran.

As for the puppy, it was originally very resistant, and even a little frightened by the beard, but when it was so forcibly dragged by the owner, it stumbled last and threw itself on the ground, and the poor one was dragged over by force.

Beard and I both stared at the man, and Beard furrowed his brows in an annoying stance.

The man didn't pay attention to the beard's reaction at all, and when he got closer, he shouted loudly, pointed at the two of us and asked, "Where did the monster come from, dare to trespass into the heavenly court, wow, with my Erlang Zhenjun here, you don't want to succeed." ”

Then he pointed to the puppy and shouted, "Howling dog, give it to me." ”

Beard and I both knew it was a mental illness, and we both couldn't help but laugh because of the mental illness that was still so much a toss.

Then the beard scolded, "You're fucking, you're so boring." ”

Beard still wanted to bypass this psychosis, but psychosis led the puppy and was very brave in front of Beard.

The beard couldn't help but clench his fists, and his face tensed, and asked the man, "What's wrong?" Just now, your little puppy was looking for me, and you want to learn from it, don't you? ”

I could feel that the beard was a little angry.

I don't want him to make trouble, especially if he beats up a psychopath.

I wondered how I could get rid of this mental illness, but as soon as I thought about it, I suddenly had another thought.

I said in my heart that mental illness is just something wrong with some logic in my brain, and it is not really mentally retarded or brain-dead, so why don't I ask him about it?

I suddenly laughed. The laughter caught the attention of the beard and the man, especially the beard, who looked at me with a puzzled expression.

I pointed to myself, and specifically pointed to my beard, and then asked the man, "Erlangjun, are you blind in all three eyes?" Don't you know us two now? ”

The man was stunned, he looked at me carefully, and even rubbed his head vigorously,

There was originally a red dot on his head, which should be his so-called third eye, and when he rubbed it like this, the red dot was scattered, making his forehead red.

He didn't care about that, and I gave him a moment to see that he hadn't answered, so I raised my hand again, made a distant gesture, and told me, "I'm clairvoyant, and he ......," I looked at the beard and said, "He's a good ear." ”

I still winked at the beard, but the beard cooperated with me, and at this moment, he put his hand next to his ear again, and said it a little bit.

But the beard also asked me secretly, "Xiao Bo, did you take the wrong medicine?" What are you fooling around with a psychopath? ”

I shushed him and told him not to ask any more questions.

And when this psychopathic heard me say this, he took out a look of understanding and asked the two of us, "Sure enough, they are two true gods, why are you dressed like this?" Could it be that the Jade Emperor sent you two down to do some tasks? ”

I nodded, and followed his words.

After I chatted with him for a few words, he was obviously a lot more enthusiastic about me, calling him a true god, and I also called him a Erlangjun.

I felt that the atmosphere was almost over, so I changed the topic again and asked, "Do you know Fang Haoyu?" ”

The man took out a posture of racking his brains to recall. I described Fang Haoyu's appearance again.

In fact, in terms of appearance alone, Fang Haoyu is very recognizable, especially so clean and handsome.

Finally, the man took out a posture that he remembered, and ahhhh He asked me rhetorically, "You're talking about Sun Dasheng, right?" ”

Hu Zi and I were both surprised, and Hu Zi answered, "Fang Haoyu's pervert, when did he become a grandson monkey?" ”

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