"Flower old way!" Qi Da vigorously found that Hua Lao Dao had turned into a villain standing on the watch on his left arm. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Well, it's me, I guess you already know my real name, you still call me Hua Todd." Hua Lao Dao nodded.

"Why are you here?" Qi Dazhuang asked suspiciously.

"Don't ask me yet, you look at yourself first." Hua Taode pointed at Qi Dazhuang.

"I'll you." Qi Dazhuang looked down and was shocked, he became smaller, fatter, and the most depressed thing was that he only had his left arm, which was simply fucking tricks, thinking about how young and chic he was, and how he became fat now.

"Don't be nervous, I just said that we went back to thirty years ago, and your consciousness existed in my body at that time!" Flower Todd explained.

"Your sister, it's you who hurt Lao Tzu!" Qi Dazhuang wanted to reach out and grab Hua Taode, but he was helpless without his right arm.

"Lao Tzu bites you to death!" Qi Dazhuang angrily moved Hua Taode to his mouth, and took a bite but pounced.

"You calm down, this is my consciousness projection, you bite me for nothing, be careful to knock your teeth, the current situation is that Lao Tzu's body is occupied by you, this body is only twelve years old!"

"What the hell is going on?" Qi Dazhuang felt very dizzy.

"I'll tell you slowly in the future, do you remember how you got here?"

"Remember the fart!" Qi Dazhuang looked around in a panic, he was standing in a dilapidated alley, and the residents on both sides were dressed as if they had only seen it in a TV series.

"Forget it, you can quickly pick up the shoeshine box and follow me home!" Flower Todd pointed to the ground.

"Shoeshine box?" Qi Dazhuang looked down and saw that there was really a box in front of him, "I, don't tell me, you were a shoeshine kid thirty years ago." “

"What, look down on me?"

"Looking down on you? I'm x, I'm actually thinking about how I'm going to pee and wipe my ass when I'm waiting! "Qi Da Zhuang didn't fight anywhere, I didn't expect to cross over, but this initial state is too bad, one-armed, fat, zero force, can it be worse?

"Okay, you better accept the reality, listen to me, pick up the shoeshine box and follow me home!" Flower Todd urged.

"Your sister!" Qi Dazhuang picked up the shoe-shine box on the ground with one arm, and he didn't know how many things were in this box, and it was extremely heavy.

"The street in front of me is my house, and someone will rob it later, don't fight back." Flower Todd reminded.

"What? The robbery is not fought back, why? ”

"At that time, I had to pay protection money for brushing shoes every day to make money, but you don't resist, the most important thing is not to change history, what we need to do is to restore history as much as possible!" Flower Todd Road.

"It's strange if you don't resist!" Qi Dazhuang was very unhappy in his heart, carrying the shoe-shine box on his back, dragging this fat body that did not belong to him and walked forward.

"What are we going to do?" "Can we go back?" ...... Qi Dazhuang is not a person who hides things in his heart, he asked Hua Taode as he walked.

"It will be difficult for me to explain it to you for a while, you just do what I say, don't worry, as long as it takes thirty years, you can go back when the time comes." Flower Todd Road.

"Thirty years? Your sister, for so long! ”

"You're really annoying, why don't you read the book I wrote earlier, you have to come and help me earlier, it won't become like this!" Hua Taode blamed Qi Dazhuang.

Qi Dazhuang was about to have a good theory with Hua Taode, when suddenly five or six young people jumped out in front of him and blocked the way, these people were not good at seeing it, but Qi Dazhuang was not afraid at all, he puffed up his chest and looked at these young people.

"Smack!"

"Look at what, you took the wrong medicine today, pay the money!" The leading young man stepped forward and pointed at Qi Dazhuang is ears.

“x！ Dare to hit me! Although it is only a twelve-year-old body, Qi Dazhuang has inherited his father's style of being a soldier in his genes, and he will never be bullied, because his father once told himself: Take a step back today and take ten steps back tomorrow, and would rather be killed now than stand up straight.

"Oops!" The leading young man was caught off guard and fell to the ground after being kicked and groaned in pain.

"Don't fight back, don't fight back!" Hua Taode kept reminding Qi Dazhuang.

Qi Dazhuang picked up the shoebox and shouted at Hua Taode: "You shut up for me, Lao Tzu is not you!" ”

"Shoot him!" The leading young man lay on the ground and waved his hand, and several young people behind him jumped up and rushed towards Qi Dazhuang fiercely.

"You're done, no, I'm done, alas, you should think about the consequences before you make a move!" Todd closed his eyes and sighed.

"Why are you so, I really despise you!" Qi Dazhuang grabbed the back rope of the shoe-shine box with one hand and threw it up vigorously, and several young people were forced to step outside the circle by the waving shoebox.

"It's all stupid, let me do it!" The young leader was so angry that he couldn't even clean up a single elementary school student, so he slowly stood up from the ground, rubbed his crotch and stepped forward to kick the rotating shoebox.

"Whoa!" The shoeshine box was trampled on, and the contents were scattered all over the ground.

"Run, my body is a schoolboy, I can't beat them!" Flower Todd shouted.

"You can shut up!" Qi Dazhuang shouted into his arm.

"Fat flower, who are you talking to? Today you are not lightly ill, let Lao Tzu treat you! The young leader rushed towards Qi Dazhuang angrily, and they obviously didn't see the projection of Hua Taode.

"Damn, if it weren't for the fact that his body was an obese schoolboy, he would be able to rely on these little gangsters...."Qi Dazhuang had to accept the reality after his anger, and he had to run away in the face of the imposing gangsters, but it was too late, and he was bloated before he could run a few steps before he was pushed to the ground by the gangsters.

The thugs punched and kicked, Qi Dazhuang protected his head with one hand, and kicked with both feet to resist with all his might.

"Aren't you a master? Can't you help? Qi Dazhuang shouted at Hua Taode while resisting.

"I only have the existence of spiritual consciousness left now, and my physical body has been taken away by your primordial god, and I don't have any physical dao skills, so I can only borrow the residual energy of the Qiankun Reverse Disk to perform a flash technique!" Hua Todd said unhurriedly.

"Damn, what is the flash technique, can you tell me before I am killed!" Qi Dazhuang said impatiently.

Thanks to Hua Taode's body fat, it can also allow Qi Dazhuang to spare time to talk when fighting against blows.

"The flash technique is to create a bright light to temporarily blind the other party's eyes!" Flower Todd Road.

"Damn, didn't you say it earlier, I have an idea, I'll let you do it when I start shouting!" Qi Dazhuang lay on the ground and swept around, and his mind moved.

"Okay, but remember to close your eyes first!" Flower Todd Road.

"Wait a minute! I have something to say, big brothers, listen to me first! Qi Dazhuang's eyes lit up, and his attitude took a 180-degree turn.

"If you fart, let it go!" A few thugs still don't stop.

"I earned more than 50 yuan today, I will give it all to you if you stop!" Qi Dazhuang said.

"Stop!" Thirty years ago, more than fifty yuan was not a small amount, the young leader's eyes lit up and he stopped kicking, pointed at Qi Dazhuang and said, "Don't play me, otherwise I will bury you!" ”

"You let go first, your wallet is on the ground, I'll take it." Qi Dazhuang stood up and patted the dust on his body.

"You go ahead, we'll go with you to get it!" The leading young man stared at Qi Dazhuang fiercely, thinking in his heart that he would beat him up again when he got the money.

"Let's go!" Qi Da raised his hand vigorously and shouted.

"Hurry!"

In an instant, ten thousand rays of white light emanated from Qi Dazhuang's arm, and the light was even more dazzling than the sun during the day, like a huge flashbang.

"I'm X!" Several thugs covered their eyes in pain and fell to the ground.

"Hey, it's my turn!" Qi Dazhuang walked forward with a wicked smile on his face.

"What are you doing? It's going to kill you! Hua Taode saw Qi Dazhuang carrying a pot of steaming boiling water from the front and walked back.

"You don't pretend to be a bodhisattva, these people wanted to kill me just now, why don't you pity me!" Qi Dazhuang's eyes showed a murderous aura.

"Stop! If you do this, I won't help you next time you are in danger! ”

"Well, what you said makes sense, how can I kill someone, I'm just an innocent little boy." Qi Dazhuang sighed with a serious expression and put down the boiling kettle in his hand.

"That's right, let's flash!" Hua Taude's heart relaxed.

"I'm not done yet!" Qi Dazhuang suddenly picked up the boiling kettle again, and he said with a fierce look in his eyes, "I am only twelve years old and a minor, so I will not be sentenced, what reason is there for this kind of wicked person, I can only be more ruthless than them!" It's not you helping me, it's me helping you! ”

"Don't!" Flower Todd shouted.

Qi Dazhuang lifted the kettle and sprinkled it on a few thugs, the mixture of steam and screams made the whole street boil, and the thugs rolled wildly on the ground.

The people who had been watching the excitement just now all came up, and they surrounded Qi Dazhuang in a circle, and their eyes looked very unfriendly.

"What's wrong?" Qi Dazhuang spread his hands outstretched, and he said to the people around him unhurriedly, "Call the police, I'm only twelve years old!" ”

"You, you, you, you, you!" An old man pointed at Qi Dazhuang's head with a dark face and said a few words "you", Qi Dazhuang felt that this was the rhythm of preparing to catch himself and ask for merit and reward.

"You're done!" The old man nodded and communicated with the people around him for a while, then turned his head and said solemnly, "We didn't see anything!" ”

In an instant, the onlookers scattered as if nothing had happened.

"I'll you, what is the situation, seeing a major criminal case happening, but you, as law-abiding citizens, turn a blind eye, what kind of world is this." Qi Dazhuang spat and muttered, then he turned his eyes to Hua Taode and said, "How about it, you see, if you don't resist, this world will always be bullied!" ”

"You've got a kind!" Hua Todd said dumbfounded.

"What are we going to do next?" Qi Dazhuang couldn't wait to ask.

"Go back to my house and prepare for the second crossing!"

"What's that?? I'm going to wear it again, I'm x."