Chapter 5: The Burrow
As the sun set, a fat figure shuttled through the old streets, this figure was Qi Dazhuang, who had the body of Hua Taode's twelve-year-old, because he had just dealt with a group of thugs, his face was swollen and his pace was slow. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"After fighting for a long time, what are these people doing, why are they robbing us?" Qi Dazhuang asked as he walked.
"This is Yuluo Street thirty years ago, when the society was like this, and the leading gangster was called Ma Dateng, who often led a group of young people in society to bully the weak." Flower Todd explained.
"What? This is Yuluo Street 30 years ago! Qi Dazhuang looked around, in addition to being old and dilapidated, it was not as good as the construction of his own village, I really didn't think that a huge nuclear power community would be built here in thirty years, as for Ma Dateng, he didn't bother to care whether he was dead or alive, anyway, he would have to lose a few layers of skin if he didn't die.
Walking and walking, there was a gurgling sound in his stomach, this was the feeling of hunger, and Qi Dazhuang, who had not eaten after a vicious battle, dragged his fat body and staggered.
"Are there any restaurants around here?" Qi Dazhuang was completely starving.
"Don't keep calling me, the energy of this Qiankun reverse disk is not much." Hua Todd complained and showed up, he said impatiently, "First, you have no money, second, there is no hotel in this place in this era, and third, hurry back to my house for a second crossing!" ”
"You said why you were so fat when you were a child, I just saved your body, at least you should be given some material reward! X, if you don't leave, you'll be in charge of my birds, I'll just ask for food for thirty years and wait for Qiankun to send me home. Qi Dazhuang sat on the ground with his buttocks, he was unhappy from the beginning, and he spent thirty years helping people without food, who wants to do this job.
Hua Taode didn't plan to deal with Qi Dazhuang, thinking that he was just playing a little temper, but after a long time, Qi Dazhuang was still lying on the ground, which made Hua Taode anxious.
"Okay, count me unlucky, there is food at home, there are a lot of them, you hurry up, don't embarrass me!" Flower Todd sighed.
"If you say that earlier, we would have had a good time working together." Qi Dazhuang turned over and stood up, and continued to walk towards Hua Taode's house.
Turning an alley and walking about three or five hundred meters inside, there is a dilapidated three-story building, where is Hua Todd's home, this house has a history of forty or fifty years, used to be a factory dormitory, now the factory is bankrupt, this building has been developed into an apartment for migrant workers, barely an apartment, at least to shelter from the wind and rain.
"307 on the third floor is my house." Tottard gestured to the building.
"Yes, got it." Qi Dazhuang walked listlessly upstairs, looking up at this building, which was not even as good as his own house, and the potholed walls were smeared with the slogans of that era, "Time is money, efficiency is life", "Whoever does not practice family planning will be ruined and killed", "Small stalls and vendors are forbidden to enter, and violators will be beaten violently"......
Walking into the corridor, Qi Dazhuang was dumbfounded, honeycomb coal, bicycles, gas canisters and layers of debris filled the corridor, and the space left in the middle was barely enough for a normal person to pass, but the problem was that his body shape was not a normal person.
Qi Dazhuang leaned sideways and probed for a while, and was disappointed to find that his side body was basically the same length as the front, this big ass, high chest, it was really convex-backward, it was a pity that he was not reincarnated as a woman.
"How do you get up?" Qi Dazhuang lowered his head and asked, in his opinion, going upstairs is a technical job.
"Straighten your chest and abdomen and press your buttocks, squeeze it sideways, the meat on my buttocks is empty, and I will go down as soon as I press it." Flower Todd explained.
"Oh, I see, so your boobs are real?" Qi Dazhuang said with a little mockery, this can't be blamed for not being able to control his mouth, and he is uncomfortable with this muddy water for no reason.
"Come on, don't taunt me, my body will lose weight, I tell you, my body will be damaged, and you won't be able to go home." Hua Todd replied.
"Holy!" Qi Dazhuang's eyes burst out, he really wanted to strangle Hua Taode, this trip was all for the word "righteousness", and in the end he was angry.
"Alas, okay, Brother Qi, we are now people in the same boat, you and I will be finished if the boat capsizes, let's unite, I won't treat you badly when the matter is over." Hua Taode saw that Qi Dazhuang's face was hideous and seemed to be about to attack, so he persuaded him.
"You'd better not lie to me." Seeing that Hua Taode's tone was soothing, Qi Dazhuang no longer cared, and he walked through the corridors in pain according to the method Hua Taode said.
After a difficult movement, Qi Dazhuang finally came to the third floor, and when he looked back, he had a pleasant sense of achievement.
"Brother Hua, you're back!" Qi Dazhuang was standing at the staircase on the third floor, panting, when a little girl with long hair hanging down her shoulders and blazing eyes suddenly rushed in front of him and shouted, startling him.
"Hi, good beauty!" Qi Dazhuang grinned and said, who is this, I don't know it at all, the little girl who is only eleven or twelve years old is quite beautiful.
"Brother Hua, why do you call me that?" The little girl was stunned.
"Idiot, this girl's name is Su Xiao, she is my best friend!" Hua Todd stood on the Qiankun reverse plate and shouted loudly, of course, the little girl couldn't see him at all.
"Oh, that, hahahaha, I'm kidding you!" Qi Dazhuang reacted immediately when he heard Hua Taode's reminder, he touched his head and pretended to be an idiot.
"Oh, Brother Hua, can you still laugh, Uncle Glasses was arrested by the police, he asked me to tell you, don't go to him, he will come back later!" Su Xiao pouted and said with a serious expression.
"It's my business!" Qi Dazhuang said casually, who is Uncle Glasses, what does the police have to do with him, it is really inexplicable.
"You ??" Su Xiao pointed at Qi Dazhuang but was speechless.
"Yes, what's wrong?" Qi Dazhuang looked dazed, and the two looked at each other at the staircase.
"The glasses uncle Su Xiao said is my dad!" Hua Todd said helplessly covering his head.
Qi Dazhuang suddenly realized, and quickly replied to his senses and stammered and explained: "Hahahaha, thank you, thank you, then, I actually knew about this for a long time, it's okay, it's okay, it's commonplace to go to the bureau, don't worry, hahahaha!" ”
"You're! You can't talk seriously! Flowertaut roared.
"What's wrong with you today? Brother Flower! Su Xiao stared at Qi Dazhuang up and down.
Qi Dazhuang was at a loss, could it be that she had seen through herself?
"Why do you have a wound on your face, and your clothes are so dirty?" Su Xiao asked with a pout.
"It's annoying!" Qi Dazhuang decided to get rid of this little girl quickly, he said casually, "I fell and was about to go home to take a bath, do you want to help?" ”
"You! You! Won't play with you anymore! Su Xiao ran home angrily when he heard this.
"Even if you are ruthless, you can say this kind of thing!" Hua Taode sat on the Qiankun reverse plate, looked at Su Xiao's departing figure and shook his head.
"It's so annoying." Qi Dazhuang complained to Hua Taode, "What did your father do, aren't you in a hurry when the police arrest him?" ”
"That's not right, it wasn't like this at the time, how did Su Xiao appear, how could my dad be arrested, he was just an honest fortune teller, hum, it's all your fault, let you not fight back, now that history has changed, it must have had a continuous impact, alas, you hurry up and go to my house." Flower Todd grumbled.
"What's my business, I'm not you!" Qi Dazhuang shook his head and walked into the corridor on the third floor.
"307, 307, 307, here." Qi Dazhuang quickly found Hua Taode's house.
Two rooms and a bed, Qi Dazhuang entered the room and looked around, the room was extremely simple, full of Taoist magic weapons, and there was a big gossip map posted on the wall.
"So where's the good food?" Qi Dazhuang couldn't hold it anymore.
"Bear with me!" Hua Todd said coldly.
"Bear with the fart, you don't eat and try!" Qi Dazhuang glared angrily, he hated the most and had no faith.
"Well, well, there's crispy noodles in the drawer!" Todd said, pointing to an old table.
"Damn, a few packs of crispy noodles are like sending me away!" Qi Dazhuang opened the drawer and found a few packs of "Little Raccoon" crispy noodles, isn't this what he ate when he was in elementary school, something he hasn't eaten for more than ten years, it's strange that this can support his stomach.
"My family is on this condition, do you like to eat or not, this pack costs five cents!" Hua Todd said confidently.
“x!” Qi Dazhuang grabbed the noodles and chewed them, saying that he was not picky when he was hungry, which was not true at all, and he couldn't wait to swallow the plastic bag as soon as he took a bite.
"Alright, let's get down to business." Hua Todd said solemnly.
"I told you before, gossip is divided into yin and yang, the world is divided into Qiankun, your world is the Qianjie, and the world I want to go to is the Kun realm, there is a continent called Yeluo Continent, which is a pure Taoist world, thirty years ago today, I got a key to go to the Kun realm in this room." Flower Todd began to talk eloquently.
As he spoke, Hua Taode's expression was slightly angry: "In the Yeluo Continent, I joined the cultivation of Taoist priests, and through hard work I reached the realm of the Fifth Realm Great Sect, which can be described as a proud life, but I met a lifelong enemy, this enemy took away my lover and my everything, and drove me to the Qianjie with a magic weapon, and you know what happened after that, I came to your village, and I found the Qiankun Reverse Disk in Fuyuan Mountain in your village, and through this treasure I originally planned to go back to take revenge......"
"Wait a minute, where did Fuyuan Mountain come from in our village, it's called Niutou Mountain!" Although Qi Dazhuang is a rough man, he is as careful as a hair, and he immediately pointed out that what Hua Taode said was wrong.
"What Niutou Mountain, that mountain is called Fuyuan Mountain, you don't know the origin of this mountain?" Flower Todd snorted.
"What is the origin, isn't it just a barren mountain, Niutou Mountain has been called for hundreds of years!" Qi Dazhuang chewed and said with a nonchalant face.
"Do you know why your village is called Fuyuan Village?" Hua Todd continued to sell Guanzi.
"I really don't know, what's wrong with this, what's my name, what's my business!" Qi Dazhuang chewed the noodles with relish, what is the name of this mountain, and he cares about himself.
"You forgetful of your ancestors, today I will tell you clearly, the reason why your village is called Fuyuan Village is because thousands of years ago, the first person to discover the Yeluo Continent was called the ancestor by our Taoist world, and Fuxi, who was called the Qingdi by the Qianjie, was born in your village, so your village is called Fuyuan Village, and Fuxi was buried in Fuyuan Mountain after returning to heaven, which is what you now call Niutou Mountain." Hua Todd said sternly.
"What the hell, Fu Xi was born in our village, you are just nonsense!" When Qi Dazhuang heard such an allusion, it was like five thunderbolts.