Scene.

Inside the recording studio.

Everyone still didn't know that Zhang Xiao and Liu Yuan finished their cross talk, and the audience didn't have much applause.

Because they think that Tang Dazhang's two apprentices are not funny at all in today's cross talk, it may be that everyone was confused by Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai's last work, or it may be that Zhang Xiao and Liu Yuan's works today are really not good, many people didn't make a few laughs from beginning to end, and the two of them sarcastically Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's paragraph is not very comfortable to listen to in the audience's ears, in their opinion, Zhang Ye's cross talk is very good, and in some respects it is even the pinnacle of all current cross talk works, As a result, you still took the stage to satirize the two of them? Ironically, people don't know how to talk about cross talk? Do you have that qualification, look at what you say!

The audience didn't buy it much.

There was a snap, but there was still applause.

Why? Because Tang Dazhang brought a group of cross talk actors and some other judges from the preliminaries to enter the venue one after another, and sat down, they didn't start listening from the beginning, but when they heard the last paragraph that Zhang Xiao and the two said, they all felt very good, smiled and nodded and applauded!

A cross talk senior commented: "This is what it looks like to engage in art." ”

Another cadre of the Quyi Association said: "Well, Zhang Xiao and Liu Yuan are good. ”

"Old Tang has accepted two good apprentices, I am envious of it." There are also industry peers who praised.

Tang Dazhang said a few words modestly and said, "It's still two little boys, and it's not a thing." ”

The three judges in the audience are no longer the three of yesterday, they have all changed, all three of them are seniors in the cross talk industry, everyone looks like they are forty or fifty years old, they listened to it, and also spoke highly of Zhang Xiao and Liu Yuan's cross talk, "The artistry is very good, compared with the previous work, it is a higher level, and the final deduction is very strong, very good, and the current situation of cross talk is analyzed very thoroughly." ”

Another old judge touched his beard and nodded, "There is depth, not bad." ”

Audience: "......"

Do you have long eyes? What kind of broken cross talk is this, there's nothing funny at all, it makes people almost fall asleep when they listen to it, and it's actually good? Is it called depth and art? Are we in the same world? Are we listening to the same cross talk work?

Zhang Xiao smiled: "Thank you for the affirmation of the judges." ”

Liu Yuandao: "We will continue to work hard." ”

Only the third judge hesitated and said a fair word, "It's just that the few burdens in it don't shake and are relatively soft." ”

Tang Dazhang frowned, glanced at the judge coldly, and didn't know what he was thinking.

In the blink of an eye, the two of them stepped down and passed by Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai, and Tang Dazhang's two apprentices glanced at them with mockery.

The newspaper curtain spoke, "Next, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai, perform the work "I Want to Oppose the Three Customs", and invite two contestants to perform on stage. ”

What?

Want to be anti-vulgar?

The audience all laughed at once, compared to those cross talk actors, these audiences obviously know Zhang Ye the best, do I want to be anti-vulgar? They know that it is possible for this to come out of someone else's mouth, but from the mouth of Zhang Ye? The cliff is impossible! He wants to oppose the three vulgarities? The she-donkey can go up the tree! For some reason, the audience suddenly had a sense of anticipation, and their appetite was suddenly adjusted!

Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai stood on the stage.

The first judge glanced at them, "It's time to go." ”

The judges are not interested in saying anything to them, on the Internet, their music industry has already torn their faces with Zhang Ye, comprehensively boycotted, and comprehensively condemned, they believe that under their constant appeal, it will not be long before Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai may be disqualified, what is the use of what you say at that time? What's the use of getting more votes? You can't make it to the semifinals!

However, Zhang Ye didn't take them seriously at all, didn't even look at them, and began to say with a smile, "Hello everyone." ”

Yao Jiancai smiled, "Hello audience. ”

Zhang Ye: "We told you about this change." ”

Yao Jiancai: "Yes. ”

Zhang Ye stretched out four fingers, "Cross talk is an art, pay attention to four homework." ”

Yao Jiancai smiled: "Yes." ”

Zhang Ye said: "Slip, shoes, just, sing." ”

This kind of baggage-shaped shì, the cross talk world has long been eaten up, but no one in this world has ever said this kind of baggage content, so the audience laughed when they heard it!

Audience: "Hahaha! ”

Yao Jiancai glared, "It's talking about learning to sing!" ”

Zhang Ye blinked, "You changed it?" ”

"You just changed it!" Yao Jiancai was speechless and said: "Sing with slippers?" You're going to smoke the audience to death! ”

Audience: "Poofhahaha! ”

Several judges at the scene and more than 20 people in the cross talk art industry in the audience heard this, and their faces were not very good-looking, don't you want to be anti-vulgar? What you're talking about is still vulgar, you! Where do you have the slightest intention of sincerely changing your ways? Is the title of this work a blind one?

Zhang Ye said: "Anyway, I don't know much." ”

Yao Jiancai: "If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense, make people laugh." ”

Zhang Ye looked at Lao Yao and said, "Cross talk is good, I see that Mr. Yao is a professional cross talk actor, right?" ”

Yao Jiancai said with a smile: "I don't dare to be, but I have studied for a few years." ”

Zhang Ye was very curious: "I heard that your cross talk world has been very unpeaceful recently, it seems that everyone is making a lot of trouble, is there such a thing?" ”

The audience is in an uproar!

"Bah!"

"Bah!"

"Hahaha!"

Then the audience laughed, knowing that Zhang Ye was knowingly asking, not only is he jumping very fierce, those people are all boycotting you! It's all against your three customs!

Yao Jiancai coughed, "That's it." ”

Zhang Ye: "I heard that everyone is anti-vulgar? ”

The audience heckled again, "Hahaha! ”

Yao Jiancai said: "I really don't know about this? ”

Zhang Ye glared and said, "What? You don't even know about the three vulgarities? Hey, you've been abandoned by the carriage of the times! ”

Yao Jiancai said hey: "Carriage? Well, this era is too slow! ”

Zhang Ye: "You don't know the three customs? ”

Yao Jiancai: "I've heard of it, why don't you introduce it?" ”

Zhang Ye suddenly snapped his fingers, "What do the three vulgarities mean?" ”

Yao Jiancai: "Which three?" ”

Zhang Ye counted one by one, "vulgar...... Vulgar...... Vulgar! ”

Yao Jiancai snorted, "Why is it all vulgar!" What about vulgarity and kitsch? ”

Zhang Ye looked back and pointed to Tang Dazhang's two apprentices who had just walked down, "Didn't those two just get off the stage?" ”

When Zhang Xiao heard this, he was about to enter the backstage, and he almost fell to the ground!

When Liu Yuan heard the voice, he almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, Zhang Ye! Your grandma!

You're vulgar!

You're kitsch!

Tang Dazhang's face sank, and the cross talk actors around him were also angry!

However, contrary to their expressions, both the live audience and the viewers watching the live broadcast on the Internet were stunned when they heard this, and they all burst into laughter!

"Poof!"

"I knew it! I knew it! ”

"Hahaha! Zhang Ye's mouth is too damaged! ”

"Oops, laugh to death, laugh to death! Tang Dazhang's two apprentices just satirized Zhang Ye in the work, and in a blink of an eye, Mr. Zhang scolded him back! And they were just sarcastic, and they didn't dare to name names! Teacher Zhang, this is really scolding! Hurt them by name! ”

"There's a good show to watch this time!"

"I knew that Mr. Zhang wouldn't give up!"

"Haha, that's right! So many people collectively questioned and addressed Zhang Ye on the Internet, if Mr. Zhang didn't fight back, it was obviously not his style! ”

"Sharp teeth and slap your face!"

"Compared with Teacher Zhang, they are too far behind!"