76 - Dark waves
"That's it!" Shizune wiped the sweat from her face, she really felt that when Tsunade-sama used the Yin Seal, not only did her body become smaller, but even her mind became similar to her appearance.
Because the Yin Seal changed the external characteristics, it caused Tsunade's height to become shorter. She sat down on her chair on her feet, and when she heard this long-awaited answer, she couldn't hide her excitement and jumped out of the chair, looking up at the figure in the mirror with pride.
"The old lady is so beautiful, it's just as good without makeup...... See. Tsunade was halfway through speaking, his face condensed and gloomy, and he turned around and twisted the placket of Shizu's clothes and asked, "Who is that!" Is that a ghost! Whose child is still so ugly now?! Tell me I'm going to overtake him, the province of polluted world! ”
"Tsunade-sama, that's you." Silently slapped Tsunade's slender hand away. Fortunately, although the other party was angry, he still knew restraint and did not use strange power. Otherwise, Tsunade wouldn't even be able to pull the placket of her clothes, but would have used too much force to shred the kimono directly.
“……”
Tsunade covered his face helplessly, but suddenly woke up, worried that he would wipe off the wrinkles on his face and suffer again. She covered her hands and didn't let them go, and she stood in the air in embarrassment, letting the dust in the room leave traces on it.
"You said you could put on makeup, so I asked you to help!"
"It's easy to attract bees and butterflies when you're beautiful." Said quietly and flatly. Turning his head to hide the smile in his eyes at Tsunade's current face, he continued to persuade Tsunade, "And I heard that Cardo has heard the news of Tsunade-sama and is on his way here. And ......"
"He also likes beautiful young girls! Instead, he will be caught by chance......"
“……”
"Then wouldn't it be nice if I made my appearance a little bigger!" Tsunade said angrily. If she was allowed to go out with this monkey face, she really couldn't do it.
"If you get bigger, you still won't be able to escape."
"That's what an old woman looks like!"
Mute sighed and looked wistfully at the flock of geese flying outside the house. She looked at the master with great sympathy, put her hand on her shoulder blade, and said with a sympathetic face: "He will like even a seventy-year-old grandmother...... Tsunade-sama, you better bear with me. ”
"......" This is really several times more uncomfortable than losing money......
Tsunade nodded helplessly, turning to look at the face in the mirror. I don't know if this face can be Hokage. She didn't want to be caught by the old man for hard labor because she went to save a stranger.
"Don't worry, Tsunade-sama. If you enter the monkey group, you will definitely become the concubine of the Monkey King. Burst. ”
“……”
Tsunade turned around abruptly and grabbed Shie's placket, and then in less than a second, he made this innocent-looking young girl look like a ****, tore all her clothes, and said angrily: "I heard you laugh just now!" ”
"Wronged!" Shizune shouted in a panic. She looked at the monkey's face and couldn't help but shrink her head back in great fear, trying to escape.
All in all, I know how ugly this face is......
Tsunade thought silently as the corners of his mouth twitched. She saw that the apprentice who had respected her in the past couldn't help but tease under this face at this moment, and then felt afraid. It's the parable of the monkey princess that Mute said in the true letter.
"Forget it, let's go first." Tsunade waved his hand helplessly, and then hugged his hands in front of his chest, subconsciously trying to support the pair of waves that were gone.
"Tsunade-sama, please wear this."
“……”
Shizune provoked Tsunade's nerves with a dog leash and collar, and then in the collapsed house, the surrounding people saw her looking extremely attractive under the half-covered and half-exposed torn kimono.
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It's not that Kakashi wasn't worried about Uchiha Shizu, but she personally told him that she was going to stay there for a while when she went to Ne.
He took down the book covering his face, lay on the branch without moving, turned his head and said, "Eat lunch first and then practice." ”
Sasuke thought that this was a test that Kakashi gave him and deliberately distracted him, and continued to fight each other with the shadow clones in front of him without stopping, absorbing Kakashi's combat experience.
"Eat lunch!" Kakashi rubbed his hair and jumped off the tree helplessly, retracting his shadow clone and looking at Sasuke, who was snorting at his lips and not knowing what he was thinking.
"If you don't want to eat, ...... onigiri"
“……”
Sasuke, who rarely shows his heart in the original book and has never made a fuss, blushes and is a little coquettish, and Kakashi looks helpless with dead fish eyes. He took out his wallet from his bosom and glanced at it, put on a mask to hide his desire to cry without tears, and asked, "What do you want to eat......
"Fruit and vegetable salad ...... of that barbecue restaurant"
"Sure, just a salad?"
"It would be nice to have a little more meat......
When did the Uchiha celebrities start to rub their meals, hey! Why should you rub rice when you are super rich! Hurry up and spare my wallet! Don't you hear it crying!
Kakashi took a deep breath and decided to take him to the Akido clan's barbecue hall to sacrifice the Five Organs Temple according to the coquettish behavior of this future brother-in-law.
"Who!"
"Don't panic."
The vine writhed out of the grass and slipped out of the snake, and it watched Kakashi suddenly become vigilant, but when he saw that it was nothing more than a ninja snake, he put down his hand and didn't care, silently suppressing the anger in his heart, and the contempt for this countless times had become commonplace.
It spat out the snake letter, and used the body and head of the snake to show the grace of a human nobleman, and said slowly in a tone at the negotiation table: "The **** knows in the forest that I am a subordinate sent by Lord Orochimaru to Lord Jing." Without further ado, I used the perceptual ninjutsu taught to me by the White Snake Immortal to detect that Lord Jing's current qi was intermittent. Do you know where she is? ”
"Root!"
"Orochimaru-sama looks at her very well, and it would be a pity if she died like this." Fuji said cool words to stimulate Kakashi, who was frowning in front of him. It looked at the man with satisfaction, who had just looked at it with disdain, but now his face was full of regret and worry. He bowed in the form of a serpent and swam back into the woods, waiting for the return of his new master.
"What's wrong with my sister?" Sasuke didn't know who the noun and Orochimaru were for this snake and Kakashi, but he understood that Uchiha Shizu's life was at stake, and couldn't help but question Kakashi and reprimand him for protecting her.
Even Sasuke himself didn't realize that he seemed to have seen Kakashi as a member of the family, and took it for granted that Kakashi was protecting Shizuzu Uchiha.