"It's nothing, you go to the barbecue first." The Sichuan character on Kakashi's eyebrows gradually distorted, and his eyes were full of color. He casually tossed his wallet to Sasuke, said without question, and then disappeared in front of his eyes in an instant.

The residual wind blew, pulling at a tree in the distance, and cutting off a branch of a tree that the ninja had forgotten to recycle.

"Roots."

Sasuke remembered the name, the name that one of Konoha's organizations had, most likely pushing his loved ones to death.

"Root!" The dog-faced wallet was pinched to the point of extreme wrinkles, which was grotesque and ridiculous. He knew how incompetent he was, and thus proved the inertia of the world, and accidentally changed back to the way it was.

Unless the man stood in front of him again unscathed, ...... The world is about to begin to rejoice that its offspring is back in its arms!

……

……

"Now, mute, where does the map show us?" Tsunade stretched out unladylikely, and let out a few crisp knuckles that proved that she was still a woman. She looked at the woods around her, which had basically not changed, and yelled in annoyance, not at all like the daughter of the Thousand Hands Clan.

"Ah, so I'm going to gamble in other countries. The woods of the Fire Country are like a maze and pai gow that I can't read at all. What the hell is this! ”

"Tsunade-sama, we are in front of Konoha, in front of the village where you have lived for forty or fifty years." Mute slapped Tsunade's big ear scraper with words, and also secretly revealed the other party's age, which attracted an angry look.

To be honest, it's really not that the silence is owed. She has always shown respect for Tsunade, not only because she is her master, but also because of Tsunade's charisma and every aspect of her daily life. But today...... That monkey-like face really made her unable to maintain respect anymore......

"How much does it cost a night?"

“……”

Tsunade was silent as she was silenced by the inquiries she heard about Mute from the people when the house collapsed...... with compromise.

Mute has a lot more shame than Tsunade, who will pretend to be a warbler to play fairy jumping for gambling money. But she couldn't take the joke about it.

"It's here, Tsunade-sama. Please use this visitor certificate later, and speak in close proximity to mother and daughter. Shizune was silent for a moment, ignoring her master's stumbling eyes that made her more like a monkey.

A few minutes later - at the Konoha gate

"Are you two really mother and daughter?" Izumo Kamizuki glanced at the visitor certificate and looked at the twenty-something-in-one Shizun suspiciously. He didn't believe that a girl could give birth to a child in her teens.

"It's true, don't look at me young, in fact, I have a good look! Do you want to learn! Shizuki's face hung on the expression she had learned from Tsunade to the scam she had used, and her eyes widened sincerely, looking at Izumo Kamizuki with teary eyes, as if to convince the other party of her answer.

"Ahaha...... You don't need to learn it. "Shenyue Izumo is an old virgin, how can he stand the fiery gaze of this innocent girl. He scratched his scalp and registered the visitor certificate, and then gave it back to Mute, and said without disagreeing: "Married a monkey...... Ahem, did this child suffer anything when he was a child? ”

"It's nothing, it's just a few bites on the face from the neighbor's dog."

"Uncle, I'm thirsty!"

Tsunade lowered his head to hide the anger on his face, and suddenly raised his head with a tearful deceptive expression like Shizune, which was really disgusting to the point of Kazuki Izumo.

“……”

“……”

“……”

The expressions of the three people were as aggrieved as if they had eaten, and Izumo Kamizuki had a disgusting look on his face. And the silence was made by the question "How did you give birth to a monkey" conveyed by Izumo Kazuki with his eyes, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

Tsunade looked at the two of them as if they had eaten, and couldn't help but be so angry by their reaction that they seemed to have eaten a piece of too, and they couldn't speak. For the first time in forty or fifty years, she has been questioned about her appearance since she was born. Although it is helpless to wear makeup now, it still makes Tsunade feel as if he has been verbally insulted, and he is angry.

"Uncle, I'm thirsty!" Tsunade pointed to the delicate iron sake pot that Izumo Kamizuki had placed on the table, as if he wanted to drink. Her uneducated demeanor made Shizune frown for fear of getting out of the way, and looked at Izumo Kamizuki with apologetic expressions on her face, and pulled Tsunade's clothes with full acting skills, wanting her to leave quickly.

The pull from the apprentice was easily resolved by Tsunade with strange power, and she stopped and refused to leave, like a child who saw her favorite toy in the supermarket, looking at the flask intently, her face full of longing.

Tsunade is familiar with the sake that is made in various parts of the country, and he also knows some products related to sake. At a glance, she saw this limited edition flask of the Land of Thunder, which was equivalent to an LV bag, from the pile of clutter on the table. And with his eyes, he told Kazuki Izumo to scratch him with the monkey's paw if he didn't give her a drink.

"......" Kazuki Izumo compromised, not because he was afraid that the other party would really scratch him with his claws, but because he was afraid that the other party would put on that tearful look again to disgust him.

“…… Then we'll quit first. ”

"Good...... Vomit. ”

Shizune looked at Kamizuki Izumo with pity and disgust at Tsunade's bright expression, and silently paid tribute to him. Only people who don't know that the child she is holding is the famous Sanninja dare to unconsciously insult Tsunade in this way of vomiting.

"It hurts, it hurts! Hurt! Tsunade-sama let me go, ahhh Hand bones are broken, hand bones are broken! Woooooo ”

"It's okay, I'll pick it up for you if it's crushed, don't worry."

"Whoaaaa

The two of them, who had already gone away, walked down the street illuminated by the afternoon sun, and the young woman with short black hair seemed to cherish her daughter in her arms, and bent down so that her hands would not be raised too high and paralyzed. And the blonde girl was so cherished by her mother, she couldn't help but turn her head and look at her bent over with an innocent smile as if to show her love, so that the other party couldn't help but leave tears of emotion.

- after half a ring

“……”

"Whew...... Thank you, Tsunade-sama, for not killing. Ay! Tsunade-sama, where are you going? ”

Shizun looked at the master who suddenly ran into the alley in silence, shook his head helplessly, and chose to follow her into the somewhat dark and bottomless corridor.

- In the Konoha alley

Tsunade silently looked at the little cyan snake that kept begging her for mercy and had just been pulled out by her tail from the dirt, and the threat in her eyes was extremely strong.

"Tsunade-sama, spare your life......!"

"How can there be a ninja snake in the Dragon Cave that you are so greedy for life and afraid of death, it's because Orochimaru is also like this, so it's ...... Did you follow along? Tsunade said with a smile and continued, "I'll take a look at the tooth I extracted last time...... Oh, after more than ten years, it should still be long......"

"Rao...... Spare your life. ”