After watching the performance of the crane in the clouds, Jing Wubian was shocked.

This overlord step is indeed swordsmanship. After people watched it, they wanted to beat him to death.

Yun Zhonghe said: "Do you want to learn? I'll teach you!" (taken from "Kung Fu")

"The trick is very simple, you just think you have a pound and a half, and you have to walk with your legs open, otherwise you will catch the egg, plus because of your heroism and majesty, you have an irrepressible sense of pride from the bottom of your heart, and your overlord step is considered to be completed. ”

Jing Wubian said: "Like this?"

According to the guidance of the crane in the clouds, Jing Wubian re-walked the overlord step, and the crane in the clouds sang in dubbing on the side.

After walking, Jing Wubian really felt that his pace was a lot better.

Yun Zhonghe said: "Yes, yes, yes, you have mastered Shen Yun." ”

Jing Wubian laughed and said: "Hahaha, it's really better to listen to your words, than to read ten years." ”

Yun Zhonghe said: "You don't say this dick, you should say, listen to Jun Yisao's words, and pretend to be ten years old." ”

But at this time, Jing Wubian couldn't help it, so he walked towards the thatched house behind.

The crane in the cloud said, "Are you going to the thatched house?

Jing Wubian said coldly: "You really kicked your nose in the face, I just treated you a little kindly, don't you know how thick the sky is? What is your identity, son of a beggar, a bug-like task, and worthy of going to the hut with me?"

"But ......," Jing Wubian said, "for the sake of you making me laugh half the night tonight, let's go together." ”

"That's great. Yun Zhonghe said: "I'm not afraid to tell you honestly, the moment the tiger pounced on me just now, I have already completed a small half, so let's go and finish the remaining half of the kidney." ”

Then, the two of them walked towards the hut one after the other.

Everyone around was stunned.

I...... My day!

Where is this?

What just happened?

Didn't Childe catch that beggar and feed him to the tiger with his body cut into thousands of pieces?

Why do you go to the toilet together now?

How do you mortals know that only the mentally ill understand the mentally ill in this world?

As for worrying about the safety of the well?

Just with the unrestrained power of the crane in the clouds?

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The thatched houses of the City Lord's Mansion are also resplendent in gold, and they are more able to release themselves here.

Jing Wubian suddenly said: "I don't know why, the first time I saw you, I felt a little familiar. ”

Can you not be familiar with it? Psychosis meets psychosis.

The crane in the cloud said: "How can I not be like this." But your sentence feels a little familiar, and it's not enough. ”

Jing Wubian said: "Then what should I say?"

Yun Zhonghe said: "In the elegant version, I have seen this younger brother." (Adapted from "Dream of Red Mansions")

Jing Wubian said: "This is not good, too ambiguous." ”

Yun Zhonghe said: "There is also a coquettish version." ”

"Tell me about it. ”

The crane in the cloud said: "A song of liver and intestines is broken, where to find a soulmate at the end of the world." (3rd time)

Jing Wubian glanced at it and said, "It sounds so good, a cultural person?

Yun Zhonghe said: "Early childhood enlightenment school, dropped out of school in three months. ”

Translated into Earth dialect, it is a small dropout of kindergarten.

Jing Wubian said disdainfully: "It's too low for young children to start and drop out of school, and they don't learn and have no skills." ”

Then the crane in the cloud said, "What about you? What diploma?"

Jing Wubian said expressionlessly: "You won." ”

Damn, you haven't even been to early childhood enlightenment.

Immediately after, the crane in the cloud suddenly glanced towards the well.

Jing Wubian turned sideways and said lightly, "I'm not interested in men. ”

The crane in the cloud looked at his wrist, and there were several deep wounds on it, the latest one that hadn't even healed yet.

In other words, Jing Wubian committed suicide by cutting his wrists.

He tore off his sleeves, hid the wound and said lightly: "Yun Aotian, don't give me hope and make me desperate." If you really heal me, then you are my benefactor. We're so crazy that I really don't want to kill you. ”

However, the crane in the cloud sighed in his heart.

Because, the well is boundless to discharge dark brown blood in the urine, and then look at his puffy eyelids, even his hands are a little swollen.

The worse situation happened, he was already infected with acute nephritis, and hopefully there would be no more complications.

Otherwise it will kill people.

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Back in the hall!

A handsome little Taoist priest suddenly said: "Beggar, there is no deadline written on this military order, how long will you be able to cure your son's illness?"

This is the disciple of the Blue Immortal, they haven't spoken before.

Now I saw that Jing Wubian and the crane in the clouds had actually fallen in love, so I stood up.

Of course, the Blue Immortal is a big man, and it is impossible to end up in person, so the disciple will come forward.

Hearing the disciple's words, the Blue Immortal and Leng Bi glanced at each other.

Just now, Jing Wubian wanted to kill the crane in the clouds, and they didn't care.

Now you can't ignore it, it's enough to have a madman in the City Lord's Mansion, and you can't come in another madman.

If the well is boundless and does not kill, it is up to them to find a way to kill.

In the entire City Lord's Mansion, no one can get close to Jing Wubian, and his Blue Immortal wants to monopolize all the favor of Jing Wubian Gongzi.

Whoever wants to take away the boundless intimacy of the well will die!

The disciple of the Blue Immortal said: "Beggar, say a deadline, if the deadline is up, you can't cure the son, and you will be executed." ”

"Half a month. Leng Bi said: "Half a month of your alchemy is enough, and within this half a month, you can ask us for any materials you need for alchemy." ”

"However, if you can't cure your son within half a month, I will kill you with my own hands!"

With that, Leng Bi left directly.

Damn, women really say one thing and do another, and they just said that they weren't angry, but now their tights are about to crack.

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In this way, Yun Zhonghe lived in the City Lord's Mansion and began his alchemy career.

And Jing Wubian didn't come to him at first, but gradually he couldn't help it anymore and came to him every day.

How to describe the relationship between the well and the crane in the clouds?

Is that really the golden wind and jade dew when they meet, and they are better than countless people in the world?

No, no!

It's not Brokeback Mountain.

Attached?

Not right either!

Or can only be described in that sentence: XXXXX, XXXXXXX. (4th pass)

In short, after the crane in the clouds came, Jing Wubian was a lot happier, laughed a lot more, and rarely harmed people, and didn't kill people much.

The two of them became more and more in love, and at first Jing Wubian still had the shelf of the son of the city lord's mansion, but he forgot about it while playing.

For some reason, the words of the crane in the clouds always make him happy.

It's really a lot of fun for neurotic children, even if it's a brain-dead game, both of them can have fun with relish.

What is certain is that Jing Wubian has a good IQ, and is even considered smart.

However, he did have psychosis, mania, and a certain amount of depression, schizophrenia.

Because when he's having fun, when he's laughing, he might burst into tears.

When I was chatting with great interest, I would suddenly say nothing, and then sit there in a daze.

Because he's so neurotic, no one can know what he's thinking, what he's wanting.

But the crane in the cloud can know at a glance what he wants and what he wants.

In this world, only neuropathy can understand neuropathy.

However, after spending several days in the City Lord's Mansion, Yun Zhonghe found that Jing Wubian's status was not high at all, or even very low.

All the servants were afraid of him, but they all looked down on him, and avoided him like snakes and scorpions.

Although he is extremely arrogant, Jing Wubian is completely a person who has been abandoned.

He couldn't have children, but he ...... Not many people even cared.

Because, he is a neurotic madman, what if a madman is reborn?

Aside from his mother, Lady Splitwind, she desperately longed to be able to hold her grandson.

As for the city lord of the well moon, he has never shown his face.

He kept saying that he wanted to regain the position of the city lord, so everyone in the city lord's mansion did not dare to approach him, for fear of causing a misunderstanding in Jing Zhongyue.

Therefore, Jing Wubian is surrounded by some scum, liars.

As he himself said, these people cheated money and money from him, and they scolded him for being a fool in their hearts.

Because he often plagued in Splitting Wind City, he had already been locked up and confined and couldn't leave the City Lord's Mansion for a single step, nor could he leave his western courtyard for half a step.

Jing Zhongyue's order is very clear, you can do whatever you want in the West Courtyard, but you are definitely not allowed to get involved outside.

To a certain extent, this West Courtyard can be regarded as a gorgeous prison with boundless wells.

As the relationship between the two people got better and better, Jing Wubian soaked in the alchemy courtyard of the crane in the clouds almost every day.

Because Jing Wubian is really curious to the extreme.

The crane in the cloud actually used rotten watermelon to make alchemy, it was too weird and crazy.

Even everyone was amazed, other charlatans used lead, mercury, and all kinds of strange materials for alchemy.

And this Yun Aotian beggar actually used rotten watermelons, and used tens of thousands of catties of rotten watermelons, which is really strange, it is a big joke.

The rotten watermelons in the City Lord's Mansion are simply piled up like a mountain, and the smell is overwhelming.

He, a madman, became the laughing stock of everyone.

The entire City Lord's Mansion didn't have any hope for Yun Aotian, and as soon as the half-month deadline arrived, he was killed by Leng Bi.

Even Jing Wubian himself didn't have hope, he just thought it was funny, and he was very curious about what bullshit pill Yun Zhonghe would refine in the end.

So these days, Yun Zhonghe has been staying in his small courtyard to make alchemy, and for the materials he requested, the City Lord's Mansion did not shirk and supplied them all.

But no one was willing to help, because in their eyes, the crane in the clouds was a mortal man.

Jing Wubian comes every day, but he is clumsy and helps.

But he felt very comfortable here, he was very happy, and no one thought of him as crazy.

This small courtyard has become a paradise for two madmen, and there are smart people outside, and smart people will not be with madmen.

The two mentally ill children are getting happier and better.

The blue fairy's gaze became more and more gloomy, but he did not attack.

Because as soon as the half-month deadline arrives, the crane in the clouds can't cure the boundless well, and he can be killed justifiably.

As for whether this Yun Aotian can cure the well boundless?

Isn't that a joke?

Rotten watermelon alchemy?

The imperial doctors of several empires can't cure the boundless well, but can Yun Aotian's beggar's rotten watermelon pill be cured?

Even if the sun rises in the west, it won't be possible.

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Busy and happy days go by day by day.

Jing Wubian and Yun Zhonghe turned out to be like brothers, and at this time, this neurotic man had no shelf for the son of the City Lord's Mansion.

But......

Suddenly, one day, the well was boundless and never came again.

Because, all of a sudden, his illness suddenly became more serious.

Severe urethritis, prostatitis, acute nephritis.

Not only is it frequent urination and painful urination, but even blood in the urine is often urinated, and it is suppurated, and the lymph nodes are very swollen.

The real pain is not to be lived.

His infertility is also because of this, severe prostatitis, which directly leads to a large number of necrosis of his seeds, how can he have children?

"Ah...... Yes...... Ah......h

In the middle of the night, I heard the crazy screams of Jing Wubian.

for he bleed again and suppurated.

Then he would pick up his sword and slash wildly at everything he saw.

At this time, the people in the house will treat him as a ghost, desperately running away to avoid him.

Although this well is boundless and noble as the original young master of Split Wind City, it is completely like a plague in the eyes of everyone.

Soon he could not cut people, because complications of acute nephritis appeared, which spread to the brain, but also to the respiratory system.

These complications can be fatal.

He could only lie on the bed, motionless.

Acute nephritis and complications, no one in this world knows what this disease is.

His body is deteriorating every day.

The immune system of this well is too bad, it is completely vulnerable, and it shouldn't be so bad.

In recent days, more and more doctors have entered the City Lord's Mansion, but everyone is helpless.

The atmosphere is becoming more and more oppressive and eerie.

Leng Bi's expression became more and more cold, even violent.

Well boundless...... Dying.

His mother, Lady Splitwind, had fainted from crying.

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Note: Today's update is nearly 8,000 words, and the recommendation votes of the benevolent princes continue to give me, and I admire you.