Going up the stairs, across the corridor, all the way up, the old man finally stopped in the roof attic, the large piece of transparent glass blocked the cold wind, and the morning sun sprinkled lazy warmth in the attic. The old man lay on a wooden rattan rocking chair covered with thick plush cushions, stretching comfortably.

A certain tea also said that he had something big to do, and he wanted to say something, so he waited on the side, but the old man of Tanuki stretched his waist and buried his head, hugged it into a fleshy ball, and squinted his eyes and was about to fall asleep under the warm winter sun.

A certain tea: "Master Tanuki, your day will not be to eat after eating, sleeping and sleeping, let's ...... our interview"

Master Tanuki patted the fluffy cushion and sighed leisurely: "I saw Wu Hook, the railing was patted all over, no one would, and I was on the verge of it." ”

A certain tea: "Actually, you don't need to drag some poems before you speak every time." ”

Master Tanuki coughed: "Master, my cat is really not something that you kid can understand." Lying in the attic in the winter and basking in the sun to sleep in the cage, this moment of leisure, gold and silver mountains can not be exchanged, this is called enjoying life, take your time, more calm. Ladies and gentlemen, my meow wisdom is not easy to teach, so let's experience it slowly. ”

A tea banquet sat down, took out an interview outline, and took the opportunity to ask: "Master Tanuki, I have a question here that the audience wants to know." What do you think of yourself? is it a cat, or a spirit, or what humans call a youkai?"

Master Tanuki: "This question is a bit deep. ”

He became interested, raised his eyelids and asked, "What do you think?"

A certain tea: "Hmm...... Fat cat with a very smelly fart, like this?"

As soon as the words fell, an invisible mental force suddenly fell, and the host was pressed into a "big" word in an instant. The attic floor shook, and the sun's pillar of light suddenly poured out of the floating dust.

A certain tea held his waist and climbed up: "Come to this trick again, be careful that I use the author's divine power to teach you a lesson." ”

Master Tanuki: "Meow haha, hand slip, hand slip, you are the author, you don't have this mind?"

A certain tea: "Mind, you are embarrassed to say." ”

Master Tanuki laughed cheekily twice: "It's far away, it's far away, let's go back to the question just now." You have this question because you are too attached to the obstacle of the flesh. If, according to Buddhism, this body is just a perishable and perishable stinky skin, why bother to be a ghoul keeper?"

Old Man Tanuki paused, stretched out his fat paws and patted his head, and said, "The important thing is that here, it is the spirituality that shines with immortal brilliance. In this sense, we and humans actually belong to the same 'spirit', the human body, the cat body, and the panda body...... Hey, it doesn't really matter. However, you humans have always liked to narrow the concepts of 'human' and 'spirit', or even opposed......"

Old Man Tanuki sneered and drooped his eyelids, unwilling to continue talking.

A certain tea: "So, sir, you ...... Will you be in heat with a normal female cat?"

Master Tanuki laughed: "I just praised your question for being a bit deep, and it won't work anymore soon." Hahaha, this question may be bold and sharp, but the depth is lacking. But you humans are like that, don't you have a quip that says, Everything in the orld is about sex except sex. Sex is about poer. Isn't it funny that you humans either love to talk about sex the most, or you are the most afraid to talk about sex, arrogantly claiming to be the spirit of all things, and oppressing other living beings as a matter of course, but you yourself are always enslaved by your physical desires?"

A certain tea: "It sounds like a bit of truth, but most of the audience of our show are human beings, and I always feel that if you continue to talk like this, the already pitiful audience will be gone." ”

Master Tanuki: "If you are kidnapped by the ratings, you will never be able to make a good show, you are really not good at this consciousness." Estrus and estrus, haha, what can make me emotional is love, not desire, this is the real sense of emotion, not simple physiological needs, understand? Many times, the animality of your human beings is much stronger than that of 'monsters'. So sir, every time I see your human stories arrogantly describing how youkai aspire to cultivate into human form, I can't help but want to laugh, youkai, you may not be able to look down on you human meows. ”

A certain tea: "Well, this is a bit esoteric, I have to taste it slowly." However, I always feel that if I don't go downstairs and ask Alice to appear on camera, there will be no production funds for the next show. Master Tanuki, why don't you sponsor the next episode?"

The old man didn't answer, he didn't know when he had fallen asleep.

9:40

Master Tanuki, sleep.

A certain tea: "It's really cute when you're asleep, the sun shines on the smooth fur, like a chubby doll." No wonder he dared to claim to be a handsome boy when he was young. The audience has also begun to rise, and humans really prefer this kind of stupid appearance without threat to a free soul of their counterpart. Could this be the arrogance of human beings that Master Tanuki said?"

At 10:03, I slept so much that a small piece of my tongue was exposed, and a certain tea couldn't help but pull it, and was pressed to the ground by the power of thought. Master Tanuki, continue to sleep.

11:00, Master Tanuki, asleep.

At 12:05, the old man Tanuki woke up and began to lick his hair seriously.

Master Tanuki: "Later, I will go to the 'Qian Kitchen' with me to try their saury wontons, this umami is a must in Jiangyin, originally only on the eve of Qingming can be appreciated, I heard that they have recently improved the" plumbing Spring River Array ", in this winter to raise the saury before the Ming Dynasty, this taste, can not help but taste." How about it, sir, I'm angry! Wang! Treat you well, right? How can interviewing someone else have such a benefit?"

12:50, Qian Kitchen.

One after another the delicate and flavorful saury wontons floated and sank in the steaming broth like swimming fish, and the old man of Tanuki Hua feasted on it while appreciating the commentary: "Meow, it is so fresh that my tongue is going to swallow it." However, the meat is a little harder than the authentic Meizen saury, and what do you use with the broth of the noodles? I think there is room for improvement......

14:10

Old Man Tanuki ate with a full stomach, drank tea and chatted for a while, and made an appointment to try it next time, and then waved his paw comfortably: "Let's go." ”

A certain tea: "I feel that our interview is about to become a food show." ”

Master Tanuki: "What's wrong with that?

A certain tea musician said: "It's good, it's good, and the ratings are much better than in the morning." Master Tanuki, what's next?"

Master Tanuki said with a mysterious face: "Next is a serious practice, master, I have a duel at night that I can't help but go to, and there is an opponent that I can't defeat." ”

14:33

A small apartment near Sun Suhe's house, which is the residence of the black-clothed housekeepers who came with Master Tanuki.

Master Tanuki: "Oh, Nintendo's new console, SITCH, has it finally arrived?" Come on, come on, sir, I'll see what games there are, well, "The Legend of Celda: Breath of the Wild", this can't be played online, "Mario Kart 8", no, no, no, the racing game lost badly last time. "ARMS", boxing fighting? I think this one can be tried. ”

A handle floated in the air and trembled wildly under the control of telekinesis, and the old man stared at the TV screen tightly: "Meow, there is a problem with this game, why can't I beat the computer, master?"

A certain tea: "Hmm...... This is a serious practice?"

Master Tanuki said solemnly: "Of course. By the way, this section can't be seen by the bear. Help me block her...... Ouch, ouch, ouch, I'm dead again. Meow, it's all your fault for talking to me. ”

Master Tanuki rolled his eyes angrily, stretched out his fat paws, and the black-clothed butler on the side immediately handed over the small snacks that had been prepared.

Old Man Tanuki said while chewing: "Master, I don't believe it, let's take another hand." ”

17:45

Master Tanuki: "Let's go, go home for dinner." Tonight is the anglerfish hot pot, and if you go late, be careful to be eaten by those stinky boys. That's right, yes, I almost forgot to bring the console and the game, sir, I'm really a game genius, and I became so strong after practicing all afternoon, meow haha, little bear, little bear, this time I will teach you what is called the majesty of the elder. ”

18:50

Master Tanuki couldn't wait to say: "Little Bear Little Bear, don't play that, come and play the game I bought newly." ”

Little Bear: "Is it fun?"

Master Tanuki: "Of course it's fun...... Meow...... It's supposed to be fun, I haven't played it yet, master, it's the first time to play, come on, let's go together. ”

21:15

The old man slumped on the sofa with a helpless face.

Little Bear: "Host, what's the score now, how many games have I won?"

A certain tea snapped his fingers: "It's a bit much, um......"

Little Bear: "How many games did the old man win?"

A certain tea smiled and compared a big zero egg: "I didn't win a game." ”

At this time, Sun Suhe came over with two cups of hot milk and said, "Little bear, wash and sleep after drinking milk." ”

The bear drank it all from the glass, then poured it back, smiling and lying on the couch without moving.

Sun Suhe smiled helplessly: "Got it." ”

He picked up the bear: "Hey, my little baby seems to be a little fat recently." ”

"Fat?" Little Bear tilted his head, then waved his hand and shouted: "It's okay, I'm not a master, it's called healthy growth and development." ”

Master Tanuki: "Little Bear, what do you mean by that?"

Little Bear stuck out his tongue, grimaced at Master Tanuki, and then put his arms around Sun Suhe's neck and went upstairs.

21:25

Master Tanuki hugged his mobile phone and said to the host: "I want to make a routine work report, this is confidential, you go away." ”

Master Tanuki: "Master, it's me, yes, yes, I'm fine." Ah, didn't you ask me? Meow...... The bear was nice and just went to sleep......"

A certain tea couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Master Tanuki: "Go away, go away, this is a secret of our Shennong Cave, don't shoot." ”

......

"Kyoto...... Kyoto ......" After hanging up the phone, the old man Tanuki sat on the sofa with his stomach in his hand and muttered to himself, his expression was extremely complicated.

A certain tea: "Kyoto, can you tell us what happened?"

Tanuki Lord: "I didn't say anything about Kyoto. Let's go, sir, I want to have a headache, let's go have a supper first. The Song sister-in-law fish soup recommended by Cai Xiaozi last time was really good, so I'll make an appointment by phone first. ”

A certain tea: "Eat again?"

Master Tanuki: "Eat to solve the worries, eat!"

21:55

A small roadside food stall in the middle of nowhere, the store is about to close, and the old man is the last customer. He used the Taoist technique of cognitive disguise, pretending to be an ordinary middle-aged office worker.

The owner of the stall, a young woman in her 30s, sat at the counter and called her husband while waiting for the last customer to finish eating.

"Aren't you coming to pick me up at night? Oh, it's okay, you're busy. I'll just come back myself. That way...... I'll just ride my bike quickly, don't worry, it's okay. I'm not a child. Is my daughter asleep? Oh, Mom is taking it at night, okay, I know. Don't worry, you're busy. ”

Master Tanuki: "The craftsmanship of this fish soup is really speechless, Cai Xiaozi really has a way, I don't know how he found this small food stall." ”

A certain tea: "Do you have any other arrangements for the night of Master Tanuki?"

Master Tanuki: "When you are full, you naturally have to go for a walk." ”

He waited a little after settling the bill, and when the landlady had packed up her things and rode home on her bicycle, he pretended to follow unintentionally.

A certain tea looked at the old man Tanuki suspiciously.

Master Tanuki replied with only two words: "Take a walk." ”

Because of the construction of the nearby road, the female boss had to pass through a small alley with complicated road conditions and a pitch black. She gritted her teeth as she rode to the mouth of the alley, ready to rush straight over. But halfway through the ride, in the faint light at the exit, you could faintly see a few young people walking towards them.

The female boss couldn't help but panic, and subconsciously reached out to cover her waist bag with a day's income. With this movement, the bicycle suddenly became unstable and almost fell.

The old man who was far behind him flicked his tail, and the bicycle not only did not fall, but rushed forward as if it was going downhill, while the few little hooligans who were full of alcohol all fell to the ground and couldn't get up at all.

A certain tea: "Master Tanuki, don't you have a lot of opinions about human beings?"

Tanuki: "So what? Oh, you said this? I just slipped my hand. Let's go for a walk. ”

After that, the old man went straight to the nearby mountains and walked leisurely among the lush trees. There was a light snow in the sky, but for some reason, the snowflakes could not get within a meter of the old man.

After walking around the mountains, the old man walked to the edge of the West Lake. At this time, the light snow has stopped for a while, on an arched stone bridge on the side, the water vapor on both sides of the bridge deck is slippery and a layer of thin ice, but a short section in the middle is relatively dry, the color of the bridge deck is different from both sides, as if it is disconnected, this is the remnant snow of the broken bridge on the West Lake, but unfortunately the snow is not heavy tonight, and the charm is lacking.

The old man flew to the broken bridge, adjusted his breathing slightly, and then jumped down, Ling Bo tread water, and walked the West Lake at night. At this time tonight, on the West Lake, by the broken bridge, there is no white lady, no Xu Guanren, and some are just a fat cat walking on the water.

A certain tea: "Master Tanuki, I seem to understand a little, your walk is actually a method of cultivation." ”

Master Tanuki: "The children can be taught." ”

A certain tea: "What is this practice, surface flying?"

Master Tanuki: "I just said that you are teachable, why did you become a wooden head again, I can't praise it." Ling Bo treading water, night walking in the mountains, is just a form, to the level of the master, the important thing is not the specific form, but the artistic conception, which is not words can convey, mysterious and mysterious, the enlightened self-realization. ”

4:15

The old man stepped on the snow and returned.

In the study, Alice was still reading at night, and the old man flew over to play with her for a while, and then sat down on the chaise longue next to her, eating snacks while pulling out a copy of Yasunari Kawabata's "Ancient Capital".

"Hey, I'm upset, let's wash the text. ”

At this point, the one-day interview with the old man of Tanuki has come to a successful conclusion!

A certain tea typed this subtitle on the screen and asked, "I don't know what you have gained? My words seem to have unlocked a major secret, that is, why a certain fat cat became a fat cat." Ah......h

The host was pressed to the ground again by the telekinesis that came from nowhere.