At five o'clock in the morning, Sun Su and his family.

A certain tea yawned and waited at the door.

The winter night is long, the sky is still dark, suddenly, there are two jumping and flashing green lights in the air in the distance, and the old man of Tanuki Hua flashes through the wet and cold morning fog like lightning, and suddenly flies in front of a certain tea.

A perfect emergency stop in the air, the old man of Tanuki appeared on the stage, but the fat on his stomach was still shaking disobediently because of the inertia of high-speed movement, the old man of Tanuki Hua took a breath of embarrassment, straightened his chest and closed his abdomen, and then shook his hair elegantly, shaking away all the moisture and dew on his body, and this time it was finally perfect.

"Good morning, host. Good morning, audience. I'm a human! ”

"You stinky cat, shake all the water off me. And it's not even started. A certain tea helplessly wiped the water droplets on his body, then rubbed his face and shook his spirits: "Hello audience, it's five o'clock in the morning Beijing time." I'm the host of a certain tea. Today we are fortunate to have the popular king (pseudo) Tanuki master. In the next 24 hours, I will continue to conduct a personal interview with Master Tanuki. How did the real day of the popular king (pseudo) go? The exclusive interview that you can't miss starts now! ”

Master Tanuki whispered: "Can that bracket pseudo not need to be emphasized?"

A certain tea: "Ahaha, don't care about this kind of detail." Okay, let's say hello to the audience. ”

Master Tanuki: "Good morning, host." Good morning, audience. I'm a human! ”

A certain tea: "Master Tanuki, it's more than five o'clock in the morning, you don't sleep at home, but come back from the outside, is there anything important? Can you tell you about it? What is our next itinerary today?"

The old man of Tanuki shook his fat paws: "This doesn't need to be answered, focus your eyes on the lord and me, and you will naturally know later, don't ask this kind of question without depth, a question like this, a clever interviewer can solve it directly using the image language, you still need to learn one, talk while walking." ”

The old man flicked his tail as he spoke, and floated into the yard in a dashing manner.

A certain tea hurriedly said: "Wait a minute, I can't fly, and I don't have a key." ”

Master Tanuki: "Why are you so straw bales?" Aren't you an author? There's always a way. ”

A certain tea finally used the author's divine power to climb the wall and follow.

A certain tea: "Master Tanuki, what books have you been reading lately? Would you mind sharing with you your favorite authors?"

Master Tanuki almost hugged his stomach and laughed: "I asked you to go to the writer's interview to study, you are too rigid, are you too stiff, can you be an author?"

A certain tea: "I can't say anything. Reading preferences reveal a person's ...... best Eh, a cat's taste and interest. Isn't that much better than a stereotyped self-introduction?"

Master Tanuki: "That's a bit interesting. But sir, I read a lot of books, I read both elegant and vulgar, and I don't stick to one or two books, I pick it up and read it when I'm interested, and I put it when I'm interested. I really can't tell one, two, three, or four at this time. As for the writer meow, there are many writers I like, for example, there is a writer in the East called Natsume Soseki, it's very good, he has a masterpiece called "I Am a Cat", have you read it? Master, I read it, it's very good, it's not a small good, it's a big good. Although it is still written about you human beings, but step by step, I believe that one day there will be a literary classic that truly belongs to cats. ”

A certain tea: "In this way, Master Tanuki has already obtained the samadhi of reading, but the resentment in your words seems to be not small." ”

Master Tanuki: "Of course, sir, I'm a real reader...... Uh, reading cat, hey, you see, your human language is really full of self-respecting arrogance. It's natural for us to feel uncomfortable. Of course you don't feel like you're human, but in our 'spirits', can you not have a temper?"

A certain tea: "But this is the language that humans created to use for human beings, so it is only natural that this will be the case." ”

Master Tanuki: "That's it, the unconsciousness of human beings who are like no one else is the greatest arrogance." Do you really think that you are the only one of all things who will always be superior to other living beings? Forget it, temper is temper, books still have to be read, those who hate human beings are wise, and those who underestimate human beings are stupid. Sir, I have never looked down on human intelligence. ”

A certain tea: "It is the wise who hate human beings, and those who underestimate human beings are stupid." Master Tanuki's words still have a bit of a celebrity quote. However, the vast majority of our audience is human, aren't you afraid of offending the audience by saying that? Maybe the next time you vote for popularity, you will have fewer votes. ”

Master Tanuki laughed indifferently: "Master, I'm a human being, angry, king, do you need to pay attention to the opinions of the mediocrity?"

One person and one cat talked as they walked, and Alice, who was reading at night on the first floor and in the study, waved hello and walked straight to the bear's room on the second floor.

Master Tanuki: "Shhh ”

He opened the door carefully, and although he didn't turn on the light, he could see it clearly. The little bear slept freely on his back, with one leg on the bedside table, half of his body was already hanging out of the bed, the quilt had already been kicked to the side, and his pajamas were crumpled, revealing his entire stomach.

The old man snorted in distress: "How can this sleep look like this! I don't know if I catch a cold later, and I slept so much that my saliva flowed out." ”

He hurriedly urged with his mind, and a light and soft force rearranged the bear to sleep and cover the quilt. Old Man Tanuki took a tissue, helped the bear wipe the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and then lay down next to the bear in a ball.

The little bear hugged the old man in a daze, rubbed his face against his face gently, as if he felt a familiar feeling of peace of mind, and continued to sleep directly in his arms.

While trying to lower his voice, a certain tea asked with a gesture, "Master Tanuki...... Interview...... What to do?"

The old man replied with a big yawn, then buried his head and went to sleep.

A certain tea: "Sleeping can also be part of the interview...... So audience friends, let's start live sleeping. ”

5:21, Master Tanuki, sleep.

6.00, Master Tanuki, sleep.

6:34:13, Old Man Tanuki's ears were eaten by the bear.

At 6:34:25, the old man Lihua trembled, and finally rescued his ears from the bear's mouth, grinning in pain, not knowing whether to rub, blow, or touch, after five minutes of busy work, he buried his head and continued to sleep.

At 6:50, the sudden sound of the alarm clock suddenly shattered the good dream, and the bear was sleepy-eyed and got up angry, "Ah, today is Sunday." She suddenly remembered that she didn't have to go to school today, and she couldn't help but be even more annoyed, and slapped her pillow angrily and went back to sleep.

At that moment, the dim room, which had only a faint morning light, suddenly became enveloped in a thick darkness, and this terrible darkness disappeared for a moment, as if it was just an illusion, but the alarm clock did not ring again.

The old man's hair stood on end, staring nervously at the bear's sleeping face. More than ten seconds later, Sun Suhe, who was wearing pajamas, also stumbled in. He glanced at the old man Tanuki, and waited quietly for ten minutes, and only then did he settle down when he saw that nothing unusual happened. Sun Suhe hugged the alarm clock and turned back to his room. He closed the door softly and shook his head helplessly, "I'm going to buy an alarm clock again......

At 8:30, Sun Suhe walked in and opened the curtains with a bang, and the warm winter sun instantly sprinkled the room.

"Get up, my bear master, I'm going to do rehabilitation today. ”

"Get up, Master Tanuki, I specially prepared fried dried fish for you for breakfast today. ”

Sun Su patted this and pushed that, no one refused to get up, he had no choice but to lift the quilt.

"I'm going to sleep. ”

"Sleep meow. ”

Suddenly there were two balls on the bed, one large and one small, writhing and rolling around, and it was a sea cucumber that refused to get up.

At 9:10, the old man Lihua lay down at the table with a heroic posture, and drank a big bowl of white porridge with a plate of golden and crispy fried dried fish.

Master Tanuki: "The rich taste of dried fish and the natural fragrance of rice complement each other the most. Ladies and gentlemen, I recommend it with my conscience, you are blessed. ”

A certain tea: "Master, what's next?"

Master Tanuki suddenly groaned: "Last night, the west wind withered the green trees, and I went up to the tall building alone and looked at the end of the world." ”

Tea: "What does this mean?"

I saw the old man Tanuki pat his stomach, got up and flew up.