A young man wearing sunglasses and a long shirt walked on the most prosperous Chunxi Road. The pen %fun %Ge www.biquge.info saw a white banner hanging on the bamboo pole he was holding, and the black characters on a white background were written "Immortal Venerable, Iron Mouth God Calculation", and he knew that he was a fortune teller.

"Boss, how are you preparing?" He was followed by a little brother with some listlessness.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, the poor path has been prepared, please relax." The young man bowed back.

"......" the little brother was stunned.

"Oh, I forgot you're a rough man, and I can communicate with you in another way." After the young man finished speaking, he was scolded:

"You melon critics, do you have a little confidence in Lao Tzu? I think I, Zhang Yang, is also the king of the people's park generation, known as the god Zhang Banxian, how many girls have been around begging Lao Tzu to open the light and transfer you forgot? ”

"But this time it's not about setting up a stall, it's about facing the top rich. The customer level is much higher. The little brother who was scolded was still chattering.

"Cut, rich people are better to cheat, not bad money, like those people in the park have to bargain for a few cents."

"But, but we don't even have a few cents now, the sisters have disappeared a long time ago, and the only steamed bun has just been eaten by you, and I'm still hungry."

"You're so fat, you'll be fine if you're hungry for a few days. But Lao Tzu can't be thinner, otherwise the skin won't be able to cover the bones. The young physiognomy named Zhang Yang was very frustrated when he said this.

"All of this is the fault of that dead girl, and you have to put her like this and then that again. Brother, boss, sooner or later, I will go back to the park to regain the territory, and I will ensure that you continue to eat and drink spicy bubble girls. ”

Hearing Zhang Yang's bold words, a little star of admiration appeared in the little brother's eyes, and he forgot about hunger for a while, although he knew that this was also a fool, but it was also very sensational and inspirational, wasn't it?

The two stopped in front of the tallest building in the prime area of Chunxi Road.

"Asgard? The most famous and high-end fortune-telling club in the city, helping people to tell fortunes here should not reduce my Zhang Banxian's compulsion. ”

Zhang Yang straightened his robe, took a deep breath, and then staggered into the tall building opposite.

After entering the door, the environment changes suddenly, giving people the feeling of "one door apart, two worlds". I saw that there was a small bridge in front of me, there was flowing water, there was a Taoist temple and an immortal courtyard, and there were distant mountains and white clouds, and the sky was even more auspicious, and the fairy birds were flying.

Zhang Yang was in a trance, where did he walk into the hall? It is clearly a step from the world to the fairyland.

"Welcome to the Asgard Fortune Telling Club." A fairy dressed as a greeting greeted.

"Fairy Gu is not polite, I am called Zhang Banxian by the people of the rivers and lakes. I applied for a job here. Zhang Yang replied with a salute.

"Oh, Zhang Banxian came just in time, the club is now short of fortune tellers, and the appointment customers are all scheduled for half a year. Your immortal mansion is above thirty-three days, and the little woman will take you there now. ”

"Thirty-three days? Do you want to go to heaven? Zhang Yang was stunned, it was too much to go to the sky to tell fortunes.

"No, it's the thirty-third floor of the building. We don't really have the ability to go to heaven and earth yet. ”

There is a sightseeing elevator in the center of the hall, and it is surrounded by transparent glass on all sides, making it look like a vacuum.

I saw a white cloud rise from the flat ground, and the two of them rose up. Zhang Yang knew that he was in the elevator, but he gave people the feeling that he was driving the clouds. And you can see that the blue sky and white clouds around you are all falling, and there are even some other immortals who pass by with them.

Seeing Zhang Yang's surprised and curious look at the surrounding environment, the welcoming beauty smiled again: "Don't be surprised, in fact, these are all effects made with the latest imaging technology, pretending to be forced, you know." ”

Zhang Yang nodded and sighed: "This effect is so amazing, no wonder those rich people are willing to pay a lot of money." ”

Soon, the thirty-third floor arrived. The view outside the elevator resembles the South Gate of Heaven on TV, passing through the corridor surrounded by white clouds, and stopping at the door of a pavilion-like room.

"This is Zhang Banxian's mansion." The welcome fairy smiled.

Zhang Yang looked up and saw the words "Divine Calculation" written on it, and nodded with satisfaction.

"Fortune telling at Asgard Clubhouse is much easier than in the park, because it's full of celebrities, their company and family information, personal preferences, and little things in life will be collected by the paparazzi we send out. You see. ”

The welcome beauty began to introduce Zhang Yang to the work process, pointing to a seemingly ancient Taishi chair.

"As soon as you sit in this chair, your body automatically becomes a computer, and you will have all the information about the customer on the other side. No matter whether the customer needs to ask about personal fortune, marriage and love, and the future of the company, draw lots to interpret dreams, and turn evil into good fortune...... Computers will go through trillions of calculations to show the best results in your brain, process them appropriately, and then pretend to say them mysteriously. ”

When Zhang Yang was telling fortunes in the park, he also had to send his younger brother to inquire about the information of strange customers, so that he could pretend to use it "like a god", but it was very troublesome, but it was much simpler and more practical here, and sure enough, the money of rich people is easier to deceive. But the beauty said:

However, some customers like to ask questions in a whimsical way, not only limited to their own divination, fortune-telling, and dream interpretation, even the computer can't calculate the answer quickly, all relying on the fortune teller's knowledgeable and improvised. Although the difficulty increases, the customer price will be higher, and some customers are even willing to go bankrupt to solve some personalized problems. Receiving an order of business will make Xiangshi rich. ”

"It's difficult, but you don't have to worry about any tricky problems." The beautiful woman pushed open the back door and continued:

"This study is the biggest foundation of the club, and the master feels that he is not knowledgeable enough, so he can make up for it, and the books here can basically solve all problems. If you don't have time to read, you can press a hidden button at the bottom of the desk and the relevant content will enter your mind in the form of data. ”

"But don't worry, because the content is too rich, and there may be accidents." The welcome beauty also gave a special advice.

Zhang Yang looked into the study and was also surprised. The endless bookshelves are a real sea of books, and I'm afraid that all the libraries in the world don't have as many books as here. However, according to previous experience, this must also be a video effect, and it is impossible to hold so many books in a small study room in the building, but it looks really amazing.

"The effect of the Asgard Club, I give full marks, and I am not afraid of pride." Zhang Yang said with a smile.

"In terms of hardware, the club has done its best, and in terms of software, it depends on how Zhang Banxian makes customers pay money."

"Of course. This half-immortal culture exam failed, but there is still a set of fooling pit people. ”

The first customer Zhang Yang received was a young girl with an excellent temperament, and her appearance and figure were a little excessive. If he met her in the park before, Zhang Yang would try his best to soak her in his hands. But the information given by Asgard shows that this is the daughter of the top rich man in China, and the gap between the two is too big, so he can only be his customer.

As soon as the beautiful girl entered the door, she saw a young man wearing a Taoist robe, and said suspiciously: "Asgard is looking for a little kid to fool Miss Ben, aren't you afraid of smashing the signboard?" ”

Customers like this who suspect that he is young and incapable often encounter, Zhang Yang has long been able to advance and retreat freely, and he even increases his firepower to brag about himself in the face of rich people.

"The girl is really ignorant of this, the age of the physiognomy master naturally can't look at the surface, in fact, Poor Dao has lived for two years, and he just turned one hundred and twenty years old last year. The reason why he has been able to maintain the appearance of his twenties is because Poor Dao has refined this beauty pill. ”

Zhang Yang shook his head and said indifferently, casually took a purple gold gourd from the desk, and poured out a pill from it.

"This beauty pill is unique in the world, only this one, now you and I are fateful, poor road suffers a little loss, count you millions of yuan a pill, ten grains a course of treatment, three courses of treatment are effective, ten courses of treatment can be like this half-immortal. Just hundreds of millions of dollars can stay young forever, do you want to try it? ”

Zhang Yang took advantage of her suspicion of age, but instead started to sell fake and shoddy elixirs, and the price was outrageously high, which could be regarded as a kind of counterattack that was free to advance and retreat.

If you want to buy my beauty pill, you will be deceived directly, if you don't buy it, you are not qualified to doubt Lao Tzu's age.

"Hmph, Miss Ben is naturally beautiful and not old, so I don't want your Dan." The beautiful girl looked at Zhang Yang, and sure enough, she didn't talk about her age anymore, but she suddenly complained of her bitterness.

"Do you know the phase? My dad died, leaving me with a fortune of tens of billions, but I feel bored living, can you help me? ”

"Nima shows off her wealth, huh? If you are bored to live, you will die, and you will live a boring life like yours in exchange for Lao Tzu. ”

Zhang Yang muttered in his heart, but he said, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable." There is nothing sinful about being rich, and if the girl learns to experience a different life, she will find that there are many interesting things in reality. ”

"It's boring, I've experienced almost everything I can think of."

The beautiful girl sighed, and suddenly seemed to remember something, and said with a strange smile on her face: "But I did something interesting not long ago, and it's funny to think about it now." ”

"What's so funny? Poor Dao is willing to share with the girl. "Being a good listener is also the basic quality of being a physiognographer, so that you can grasp the psychological trends of customers. In the experience of fortune telling in the park, the answer that the client sometimes asks for is in his own words.

"Does Xiangshi know that there is a people's park in front of Chunxi Road?"

"Well, of course. Every morning, Poor Dao will go to do Tai Chi to maintain health and practice. "That's Zhang Yang's old base, and it's all too familiar.

"There's a fortune teller in there who is rampant and shameless, and often uses fortune telling to take advantage of girls. Not long ago, this girl seriously injured her foot, and disguised herself as a poor girl to tell his fortune, but after the boy talked nonsense, he pretended to be blind and wanted to touch the bones of my body, and then hugged me, and lied that it was to use the method of fortune to weigh my future fate. ”

"Hahaha, as a result, this girl exposed his hedgehog conspiracy on the spot, and asked my little sisters to smash his fortune-telling booth. As a result, everyone in the park knew that he was a liar, and no one asked him for fortune telling, so he moved away, and I thought, he lost his job, and now he may be asking for food on which street......

The beautiful girl laughed unscrupulously and trembled, and her posture was charming. It seems that this incident is the proudest thing in her life.

"How can this be, you, you are deceiving people too much." Zhang Yang was angry and rushed to the top of the case, rushed forward and pinched the girl's throat and lifted her up.

It's really nowhere to find it, and I met a big enemy here, no wonder I felt that this girl was familiar from the beginning, after all, the current image and identity of the two have changed greatly, and they don't recognize each other.

The unlucky ghost that the beautiful girl said is naturally Zhang Yang and Zhang Banxian. Before I thought about it, he was very prosperous in the park, just relying on the income from fortune-telling, he could eat and play at his fingertips, and he also raised a group of little brothers to drink around, but all of this was framed and buried by this girl's design.

The girl's neck was pinched by Zhang Yang, and her face was white due to insufficient blood supply. But she was not afraid, she still frowned and said, "What are you going to do?" ”

"I'm going to kill you." Zhang Yang roared violently.

"Haha, let's do it, this girl hasn't experienced what it's like to be a ghost yet. And can you do that first and then this, this girl doesn't want the yellow flower girl to be a ghost. ”

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