Chapter 0002: I want to be an immortal

"Nimei's. Pen%Fun%Pavilion www.biquge.info still want to frame Lao Tzu when he is dying? Zhang Yang had a black line on his face when he heard this, although today is an auspicious day for the zodiac, it is also easy to turn things around. This girl is not afraid of death, she is not afraid of being humiliated, she can not hesitate to harm herself just for fun.

Damn, Lao Tzu earns you a lot of money, turns you into a poor person, and runs around all day long to survive than kills you.

Thinking of this, she threw the girl the chair opposite.

"Xiangshi, what are you excited about? You're not that kid. Ahem, ahem. If you want to kill and that again, you will be happy in vain, but you don't dare to do it. "The beautiful girl touched her pinched neck with her hand and said with a look of contempt.

As soon as the word "cowardice" came out, another angry shout was heard.

"Slut!"

Immediately "pop, pop" two crisp sounds. Zhang Yang slapped the beautiful girl on the face with two slaps left and right, and ten crimson finger prints were suddenly printed on her white face.

"Warning you, never challenge the bottom line and say that men are cowardly. The god swears not to beat women, but only for those who are well-behaved and sensible and respect the god. A woman like you can be punished by all. ”

"Even if you are rich and beautiful, you can't just bully others! Don't cry, this god is now possessed by the master, killing you is also a wasted killing, and if you become a ghost, you will be detained in the eighteenth layer of hell, and you will never be able to live. ”

The beautiful girl who was slapped by the sudden two slaps was stunned for a moment, and almost cried. Regardless of whether Zhang Yang was really possessed by a god or he beat her himself, she was much more honest and didn't dare to play tricks anymore.

Beat and scolded, scolded and scolded, and Zhang Yang should make her money next. So his tone changed suddenly, and it seemed that the god had returned to himself after leaving the body, and had become a very good person:

"Ah, girl, are you okay, it's not that you don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade just now, it's really God who wants to beat you. Alas, everyone's life is not easy, in fact, the boy in the park still has some Taoism, and the poor road admires him very much. You will have no other intention to harm him, and provoke the wrath of God. ”

"I, I know I'm wrong, but the little girl is so boring. Good girl, female hooligan, thief, heroine, beggar have all experienced, today I came to find a physiognomy, not a fortune teller, but I want to experience being a fairy, you must help me. The girl was a little pleading, and the self-proclaimed "Miss Ben" was changed to "little woman".

"You were born to be a witch." Zhang Yang said sarcastically. "If you want to be a fairy, you can come to Asgard to work part-time to have a good time."

"The little girl wants to be a true fairy who goes to heaven and earth and helps the people in the world, not a role-play. I heard that the physiognomy of the fairy palace are all famous half-immortals, and the ancient, modern and future heaven and earth know everything, so I want to ask a few questions, and the physiognomy will give me a satisfactory answer, and the inheritance left by my father will all belong to your fairy palace. ”

Hearing the girl's words, Zhang Yang's mind became active. This crazy woman has tens of billions of assets, and Lao Tzu earns it back and shares it with the Asgard Club, and the income she can get is usually unimaginable! If the flicker is successful, this girl's previous painstaking design to frame Lao Tzu can be considered for a write-off.

Today is indeed an auspicious day for everything to go well, but this girl is too ghostly, Zhang Yang has suffered her losses, and she must always guard against it.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable. Girl, we are used to cash payments, can we answer every question and pay it on the spot before asking the next question? Depending on the difficulty level of the question, the price varies. 10,000 ordinary questions, 100,000 advanced questions, and 1 million level questions perceived by humans on Earth. ”

"You know, once the secret of heaven is revealed, it will be the price of life, gold is valuable, life is priceless. Let's be a villain first and then a gentleman, the real price is clear, and the child is not bullied, how about it? ”

Zhang Yang has a strong logical thinking, and takes all factors into account in one sentence. And since she's rich, don't blame me for opening her mouth.

"Deal." The beautiful girl agreed without thinking. After a phone call, four big men in black came up with several large suitcases of cash. Zhang Yang checked it under the girl's contemptuous eyes, and it was indeed genuine.

"Girl, please ask questions."

Zhang Yang was still fierce just now, and immediately became obscene when he saw money, and he was as excited as if he was sitting on a TV show with millions of cash-level questions and answers.

"I wonder if there are real immortals? This should be a common question, ten thousand. After the beautiful girl finished speaking, she took out a stack of cash from the suitcase and threw it on the table.

Regarding this question, Zhang Yang can answer that there are no immortals in this world at all, and he must believe in science when he listens to national propaganda, but this directly denies the mystery of the fairy palace, and at the same time breaks the dream of a beautiful girl to be a fairy.

"Of course there are immortals, aren't they recorded in many folk classics? Hey, laughed. Zhang Yang smiled and reached out to take the cash on the table.

"Then why is there no record of immortals in the official history?" The girl asked again.

Zhang Yang first stretched out his right hand, pinched it with his thumb and the other four fingers, his eyes were slightly closed, and there were words in his mouth. Then he stretched out his left hand again, and made the same movement, constantly pinching.

"Heavenly Spirit Spirit, Earth Spirit Spirit, Immortal Emperor of All Ages, solve my doubts......"

After half a ring, Zhang Yang opened his eyes and said nonsense:

"There are actually official historical records about immortals, but there are many secrets involving immortals, such as whose immortals cheated, and a certain immortal gave a green hat to a certain immortal, which seriously affected the status of immortals in the hearts of mortals. They have a long life, how can they stand the mortals who love gossip? So there are great gods and immortals who hide these official historical records, and what flows out is some lace wild history. ”

"Alas, the poor road has already leaked the secret of heaven. Girl, this question belongs to the advanced level, and the historians do not know. ”

"Oh? Xiangshi knows so much. The girl was obviously very satisfied with this nonsense answer, and smiled in surprise, glad that she had found the right teacher with such a character and knowledge.

Only such an awesome physiognomy would dare to slap a customer. So I threw 100,000 yuan very happily.

"Haha, the girl is really stupid...... It's really refreshing. ”。

Zhang Yang was in an extremely happy mood at this time, and in less than ten minutes, he was already able to get a commission of 55,000, which was equivalent to the income of several days in the park before, so much so that he almost showed his mouth and scolded others.

"Since there are really immortals in this world, then the phase master told me where I can buy the exercises for cultivating immortals?"

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable Girl, this question is beyond the imagination of mortals. It's extremely difficult. ”

"I understand, a million questions. If you can get a copy of the Immortal Cultivation Exercises, I believe that all those who can come up with this money will not hesitate. The beautiful girl didn't care about piling ten bundles of cash on the table.

Looking at this million, Zhang Yang was very moved. With this money, he can continue the life he used to live with all day and wine. But apart from fooling, how can he know any exercises? He knows a little bit about the nonsense designs in fantasy novels, but he can't use them here.

And in his heart, why didn't he want to have an immortal cultivation method?

He quickly thought of the sheer volume of books in the back study. The welcome beauty said that these books can solve all problems, and they must also include materials such as cultivating immortals.

You have to make up for it right away in order to get a high commission and a big fortune, and maybe you can also cultivate.

So he quietly pressed the hidden secret key under the table.

Sure enough, a lot of information came into his mind like water......

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