The old pedant, wearing big old black-rimmed glasses, walked in slowly. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

As soon as the old pedant came in, the students immediately straightened up, and they all looked radiant, of course, the trace of helplessness flashed in their eyes, whether they were really happy, only they knew.

However, among the many students, one of them was sleeping, and at first glance it looked so conspicuous that the old pedant frowned, and then picked up the blackboard brush and slammed it on the lectern.

The sound was so loud that everyone was startled.

"Rotten wood can't be carved! Rotten wood cannot be carved! The old scholar looked at Li Shaolong and said with some excitement: "Now some students really don't know how to cherish time and waste their parents' hard-earned money!" Is the classroom a place where I can sleep? Is the classroom a place for you to sleep? ”

As he spoke, he tapped it the lectern with a blackboard brush, and white powder flew sideways.

This old pedant is a well-known Tang Seng in the school, although he can't lift a sword when he gets on the horse, and he can't wield a gun when he gets off the horse, but the most powerful thing about Tang Seng is not the kung fu in his hands, but his kung fu in his mouth.

Think about it back then, Tang Seng's mouth, but the monkey who said Sun Wukong had a headache and a brain pain, and he couldn't wait to die immediately, the most powerful weapon in the world is not a sword, but a mouth.

"Rubbish! Garbage, scum! I saw the old scholar gushing endlessly: "Nowadays, people just don't know how to cherish their opportunities to learn, let me tell you, there are many, many people in Suzhou and Hangzhou City who have no chance to study, in our Chinese Empire, there are many, many people who don't even know a word, and in the world, there are still more than half of the people in hunger!" ”

"Some people just don't know how to cherish it! If you don't study hard now, what can you do when you go out in the future? Can only do waste! Be a scumbag, be a garbage in society! ”

"Bang bang bang!"

The sound of banging on the table was even louder, but Li Shaolong was still on the table and fell asleep, this guy was not in a good mood today, so he fell asleep as soon as he came back.

However, when the old scholar saw that Li Shaolong did not wake up, the anger on his face became even stronger.

In his class, no student dared to sleep, and now Li Shaolong is actually asleep, which is simply an insult to him! As a famous teacher all over the world, of course he was very angry.

With a wave of his hand, the blackboard brush flew out of his hand with a "whoosh" and quickly smashed towards Li Shaolong. Li Shaolong, who was sleeping soundly, suddenly stretched out his hand and grabbed the blackboard brush in his hand. Then he stood up in a daze: "School is out so soon?" Time flies. ”

As he spoke, he threw the blackboard brush on the ground, turned around and was about to go outside, and said as he walked: "No wonder I'm hungry so fast, it turns out that I actually slept in two classes." Sister Xiaonan, Sister Xiaobei, Sister Xiaoxi, let's go, my brother will take you to eat delicious food. ”

"Hahaha......"

As soon as Li Shaolong's words fell, there was laughter in the whole class, Li Shaolong couldn't help but be stunned, at this time, Huang Qibei next to him hurriedly whispered: "Love letter Oba, just&...... It's just been class. ”

"Just had a class? Oh, what a disappointment. Li Shaolong couldn't help but shake his head, and then returned to his position, and was about to sit down, but the old man walked forward quickly, and reached out to twist Li Shaolong's ears.

However, how can anyone who wants to twist Li Shaolong's ears can be twisted? I saw his hand quickly rush forward, grab the old pedant's hand, then a backhand, and then push.

The old fellow staggered a few steps forward, and then a dog fell to the ground with a and screamed angrily.

"It's miserable, I have to lose money now, Nima's, I have to think about whether to help my grandmother fall down on the road, and now I have knocked down an old man, this time it's really miserable." Li Shaolong said secretly: "A villa can't be escaped this time. ”

However, I saw that the old pedant came to a donkey to roll, and then stood up, did not pat the dust on his body, returned to the podium with an angry face, and looked at Li Shaolong with an angry face.

"You...... You...... You! Sven scum, Sven scum! You're a rotten wood! A rotten wood that cannot be carved! ”

"Teacher, whether I am a rotten wood or not, it's not up to you to decide, as for whether the teacher is a rotten wood, then I don't know." Li Shaolong smiled and said, "As for the scum of Sven that the teacher said, I don't have Sven, but I am a scum." ”

Another burst of laughter.

The teacher's face was flushed with anger.

"You...... You're really hopeless, you're really hopeless! The old pedant trembled and pointed at Li Shaolong: "You can't teach your children, you can't teach your children!" ”

"Comrade teacher, I have a doubt that has been bothering me, I don't know if you, a teacher who preaches and teaches and solves doubts, can solve this puzzle that has plagued me for a long time?"

"Say!"

"Teacher, what are we students doing when they study?"

"Knowledge changes fate, you should study hard and then go to a good university! Then change your fate! ”

"I don't think our fate needs to be changed, which one of you here is not worth more than a few millions? Does the teacher mean that all of us should study hard, then go to college, and then all become beggars? ”

"You...... You're misinterpreting me! ”

"Tell me, then, what are we going to college for?" The smile on Li Shaolong's face became even stronger, this old guy was already choked by Li Shaolong's anger, and his brain was not very good.

"Study hard and you'll be able to get a good job after graduation!" Do you just want to live this life in a hurry? ”

Li Shaolong couldn't help but roll his eyes at the old pedant, and then said: "Please, everyone here, who doesn't have a company at home?" In the future, we are all going to be bosses, do teachers think that we should go to work for others, and not let others work for us? ”

"Teacher, you are obviously misleading people's children, let a good boss become a migrant worker, teacher, you are really good."

"You...... You...... You ......" The old pedant was really angry in his heart, he didn't mean that, but at this time he had some poor donkey skills, and in a fit of anger, he threw the Chinese textbook on the table, and then went outside.

"Hey, it's good that you walked fast, otherwise I'm really afraid that if I keep talking, you'll squirt blood directly." Li Shaolong made an innocent expression, and then fell asleep on the table.

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