"I am a sword man, a man is a sword, a sword is a man, a human sword is one, the world is invincible......" A loud mobile phone ringtone cut through the quiet teacher, the students looked sideways, looking at the place where the mobile phone ringtone came from, and many students showed a trace of contempt in their eyes. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

What age is this, and there are still people using such old-fashioned mobile phone ringtones.

When Li Shaolong heard the ringtone of his mobile phone, he didn't care about it, but when he saw that everyone's eyes were looking at him, his brows couldn't help frowning.

Hurriedly took out his mobile phone and looked, it turned out that someone was calling him. Li Shaolong couldn't help but be a little depressed, his mobile phone ringtone was clearly "Little Apple", what became "Sword Man"?

But now is not the time to think about this, because the person who called me this time is my grandfather.

He hurried outside the classroom to answer.

"Boy, what was it like in the Chinese Empire?" An old, but very spirited voice sounded.

"Okay." Li Shaolong said lightly.

"Okay? I think that's pretty good, right? I heard that the little girl from the Beigong family and the two little girls from the Huang family live with you, but you have to seize the opportunity. I've seen the photos of the little girl of the Beigong family, she has a big butt, she will definitely be able to give birth to a son, you must protect Lao Tzu well. Hey, anyway, I can't count on you and your unfilial father, you better hurry up and give me a little grandson, so that I can inherit Lao Tzu's position. ”

"Please, old man, I'm going to be a bodyguard this time, not a son-in-law!"

"What do you kid know? Back then, your grandmother was also my bodyguard, and in the end, I was taken down by your grandmother? The buildings near the water get the moon first, and the fertile water does not flow into the fields of outsiders, you don't know this? There was a hint of seriousness in the old man's voice: "But boy, remember, you must protect those three girls for me, the Beigong family is very important to the Huaxia Empire, even if you risk your life, you have to give it to the person who protects the Beigong family!" ”

"I said old man, isn't the Beigong family just a Langzhong family that buys medicine? You don't have to work so hard, right? Li Shaolong asked tentatively: "Could it be that the Beigong family doesn't just buy medicine?" ”

"There are some things that you will naturally know when you can know, the time has not yet come, so don't ask around, no matter what, you must protect the people of the Beigong family, even if it is risking your life, you will not hesitate!"

"I heard that your kid ate the sister of the Empress of the Wa Kingdom, and the Empress of the Wa Kingdom gave birth to a son to you?"

When Li Shaolong heard it, he secretly screamed that it was not good, the old man still knew about it, and he didn't know what to answer the old man for a while, but what made Li Shaolong a little depressed. The news spread too quickly, right?

It seems that the old man's hand is very long.

"Hmm...... Well, it seems to be. ”

"What do you mean? Yes yes, no no! You are a man, a Chinese man, you ate the empress of the Japanese kingdom, I won't blame you, you are winning glory for the country, you are giving the ancestors a long face, you have done a lot of things that Chinese men want to do but can't do, if it were a few decades ago, you could still apply to the empire for the National Hero Award. The old man smiled: "Hehe, I really didn't expect that the dignified Empress of the Japanese Kingdom would be eaten by the children and grandchildren of our Lao Li family, good, good, good!" ”

The old man said three good things in a row, it seems that the old man did not mean to blame Li Shaolong.

"Since you have eaten people and given birth to the bloodline of our old Li family, then you must try your best to bring them back, I don't care if you steal them, you must bring them back! The bloodline of our old Li family can't go to the people, as for the queen of the Japanese country, the queen of the Japanese country can't be your wife, but she can be a concubine. This matter is settled, give you three years, and you must bring those three people back to Lao Li's house! ”

Saying that, the old man hung up the phone, Li Shaolong couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, what are you kidding, is the empress of the Japanese kingdom able to bring it back if you want to bring it back to Lao Li's family as a concubine? The last time I killed the Japanese country, it was because the Japanese country was negligent in taking precautions, and I was able to take advantage of it, and now when I show up in the Japanese country, I am definitely hunted down and killed by hundreds of strong people.

But will the old man give Li Shaolong a chance to explain? Obviously impossible, the old man has always disliked to listen to explanations, otherwise you wouldn't have taken yourself abroad directly.

Smiling helplessly, Li Shaolong walked into the classroom.

"Love letter Oba, who called you?" Huang Qibei asked curiously.

"It's the president of the US imperialists, and the last time I saved his life, he called me every day to invite me to play with the US imperialists." Li Shaolong smiled and whispered: "I am a dignified Chinese, and I resolutely do not want to be friends with the American imperialists!" ”

"Really?"

"Sister Xiaobei, you can suspect anyone, but you can't doubt my loyalty to you." Li Shaolong said with a serious face: "I won't lie to Sister Xiaobei." ”

"It's weird!" Beigong Nan couldn't help but give Li Shaolong a roll of his eyes and said, "Only a little girl with a big brain like Sister Xiaobei will believe your words." ”

Beigong Nan's original impression of Li Shaolong has changed a lot, but after the incident in the Wa Kingdom, it began to deteriorate again.

"Sister Nannan, it's not too small, it's not too small, it's older than you!" When Huang Qibei heard Beigong Nan's words, he straightened up and pointed to the part below his neck, and said, "Look at you, mine is much bigger than you!" ”

"Xiaobei, how can you do such a thing in front of this villain!" Beigong Nan hurriedly stopped Huang Qibei: "You drool when you look at the villains watching from the side!" ”

"Sister Xiaonan, I'm not saliva, I'm bleeding elixir, don't believe it? Come, let my brother feed you the elixir. Li Shaolong said with a wicked smile, and those eyes kept looking at the third girl.

Ouch, I have to say, the more these three girls look at them, the more they look at them, the more they look at them, the more beautiful they become. is the so-called fair lady and gentleman, Li Shaolong is secretly thinking, should he work hard to collect all three women in the harem? Although the Chinese Empire does not allow polygamy, it seems that he is not a Chinese nationality, right?

For a stateless Chinese person, it seems that he is not subject to the relevant laws of the Chinese Empire, right? Hey......

Li Shaolong couldn't help but think about the evil.

However, Li Shaolong didn't notice that there were several pairs of eyes full of envy, jealousy and hatred not far away, staring at Li Shaolong.

Time flickered, and soon it passed, and it was time for school to end.