Chapter 40: The Highest Realm of Eating and Waiting for Death
"Bang!"
Aiming at the man's buttocks, Chubby kicked it over and directly kicked the male student away. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
He turned around angrily and wanted to yell, but when he found that it was a little fat, he forcibly swallowed a bad breath, covered his buttocks, and left without saying a word.
Fang Yanshan was beaten away by this murderous little baby, looking at the huge genius academy, who else is its opponent? Definitely a guy who can walk sideways.
"Tiger big, I haven't seen you for a few days, I didn't expect you to get mixed up like this." Chubby rubbed the tiger's swollen cheeks, and he grinned at him, swollen very high. There are large bruises.
"Stop, you're a man or a woman? As a qualified gatekeeper, if you want to enter this thatched house, you must quickly show your identification......" Hu Da said mechanically, popping out of his mouth word by word, his eyes looking a little dull and empty.
"Holy, didn't that dead skinny man beat you up? Don't worry, I will definitely avenge you! Chubby angrily rolled up his sleeves and trouser legs, planning to settle accounts with the student now.
The tiger's big eyes suddenly showed a little more look, looking at Xiao Fat, and the familiar voice gradually filled his mind.
"Is that you?" Tiger blinked and recognized Chubby.
Xiaopang took out a few meat buns and stuffed them into the tiger's mouth of this unlucky brother, watching it gobble up, and he didn't think it tasted big at all.
In fact, even the thatched hut where excrement is piled up is not smelly at all, it is covered by a faint fragrance, and only the captive civet dogs in the academy walk around this thatched house.
Tiger Da is as lonely as a day for ten years, and others can't imagine how it survived.
It's just a gatekeeper, everyone can bully them, even the older children can beat them with eggs, except for a mouth, there is no room for backhand at all.
As a demon, it is rare in the world to get mixed up with such a miserable end.
However, although they do not have the terrifying mana of normal demons, after the transformation of the academy, they are endowed with strong defensive power, that is, the ability to resist beatings, the recovery ability is amazing, and the lifespan is extended, and they can live for a long time.
"Our gatekeeper snatched the watchdog's job, just because we are fierce enough to suppress the young people, but except for a mouth, we don't even have the ability to resist, a mortal, a pig and dog can wantonly bully us......" Hu Da snorted and cried, and said the sadness of the hundreds of years he had spent.
Once the chatterbox is opened, there is an unstoppable tendency, and many people want to go to the thatched house, but they are all kicked away by Xiaopang, emptying a few feet in a radius.
When the sun hung high enough to burn the summer clouds, Huda stopped talking.
"You guys are so pathetic." Chubby said sympathetically.
"The more we scold the other person, the more we fight, the more we ignore him, but we start to hit harder, thinking that we despise them and disdain to talk to them...... As a proud and unruly demon, mixed to such an extent, after I die, how can I face my ancestors? Huda began to cry again.
"Pull it down, if I'm not mistaken, your ancestor is also a gatekeeper, right?" Chubby said.
Hu Da was speechless, and could only hide it with howling and crying: "I can't live this day!" ”
Xiaopang stopped poking at its sore spots, and comforted it a few times before it gradually subsided.
"Master, can you talk to the Council of Elders and give me the big tiger, the second tiger and the third child?" Xiaopang hugged the thighs of the real dream, looked up at the little face, and said with a face full of hope.
Said Meng Zhenren raised his eyelids lightly and asked, "Do you want those three gatekeepers?" ”
Chubby nodded busily.
Said that Meng Zhenren stroked his beard, squinted his eyes, smiled a little treacherously, and said, "This is easy to do, but you have to promise me one condition." ”
As soon as he heard this, Xiaopang immediately became vigilant, let go of his thighs, took a few steps back, and asked, "What?" ”
"What?" Said that Mengzhen pulled Xiaopang's face and said viciously: "Of course, I want you to study hard!" Speaking of which, this is not a condition, it is what you should have done. ”
Chubby broke free from the clutches, rubbed his reddened cheeks, hesitated again and again, and then reluctantly nodded in agreement.
Within an hour, a Dao boy respectfully sent three bottles to Xiao Pang's cultivation room.
Uncorked the bottle, two tiger heads and a lion head, with long tails, like ghosts, swam out of the bottle.
"Hey, no, it's not a thatched house, so where is this?" Hu Er's tight face relaxed slightly, just now he was taken down by the boy from the genius city gate and put it in a bottle, and he thought that he was going to repeat the fate of the tiger and go to see which thatched door.
"Look, it's the fat man!" Xiao San swept Tiger Er with his ghostly tail.
"Ahh Isn't that the unlucky one, why are you here? Hu Er's eyes glanced and saw Hu Da not far away.
"Okay, don't make any noise, I asked the master to give it to me." Chubby said.
"Your master?" The lion's head floated over, and said in surprise: "Who is your master, how can you have such great ability?" ”
Chubby rolled his eyelids upward, thought seriously for a long time, and said, "Well~~~ What's it called?" ”
The three gatekeepers were disdainful for a while, and they didn't even know what their master's name was, you apprentice should be ...... I don't know if it's the unlucky guy who got your apprentice.
"Don't look at me like that, or I'll eat you raw!" Chubby frightened.
"By the way, everyone else calls my master a dream real person."
"Dream real people?" Hu Er was stunned.
"Talking about the real ......," the tiger blinked a few times.
"Dreaming...... Reality! Xiao San almost screamed in a hysterical voice.
Xiaopang frowned and said, "Can I say my master's name three times?" ”
"It scared my body! Brother, take us in, from today onwards, our third brother will follow you. Hu Er flattered his face, looking a standard cheap.
Xiao Fat pinched his waist, tilted his head, and exuded a domineering atmosphere all over his body, with a sense of looking at the world and pointing out the country, and said: "From today on, we will eat fragrant and spicy food together, and if you have a bite to eat, you are not allowed to leave me with ten mouthfuls of food!" ”
The three gatekeepers who have been in the genius academy all year round, how can they not know the name of the dream real person?
The chief guest of the college, and the dean has a bad relationship, it is rumored that the dream of the real person is the dean himself came to the door countless times, before the invited big repairer, in the early years, its name shocked Xiliang, even if it is hidden in the mountains and cultivated, the huge Xiliang Continent is still full of its various myths.
The three gatekeepers were placed in front of their door by Chubby and became their new home.
The students passing by saw this scene, and they stopped in surprise, the gate of the normal family, there are only two beast head rings, but the gate of the little fat family, there are three beast heads, placed side by side, the cracks of the two doors are blocked, and the door is truly a qualified gatekeeper.
"Tigers, they're watching us." Toro Er squinted at his right.
"Look at what you see, and if you look again, you'll knock out your front teeth!" The tiger has big teeth.
"Snort, you and other gate keepers, lowly spirits, dare to attack us." One of the students scoffed, but he didn't dare to make a quick move.
Since Fang Yanshan was forced to enter the inner courtyard to practice, in the entire Genius Academy, Chubby is enough to walk sideways, no one dares to provoke, and the doglegs who used to be very close to Fang Yanshan have been honestly attending classes and eating quietly recently, and the rest of the time, they are all locked up in their own homes, and they have hung up the sign of meditation, and the door is not out, and the second door is not stepping, for fear of being counted by Xiaopang.
Take Pang Yuan's big fat man as an example, he has been frowning all day long, and he has lost more than a dozen laps and become slim.
", I'll scold you, do you dare to fight back?" Tiger two cheap Chong Tiger big and little three squeezed their eyebrows.
"Damn, a gatekeeper is still dragging with the master, isn't it?" The student was furious, picked up a stone, and threw it at Hu Er, the force was very heavy, up and down 600 catties.
Bang!
Tiger Er opened his big mouth and bit down on the stone at once, his chrome teeth buzzing.
"You're really beating me?" Tiger Er shouted, and then closed his mouth, because he saw the student and picked up another pebble......
A lowly gatekeeper dared to scold at the noble student, and after learning the news, the students in various accommodation areas flocked to the front of Xiaopang's cultivation house, watching the three gatekeepers scolding the student.
Squeak ~~~
The door was pushed open, and the three gatekeepers approached lightly, dragging their long ghostly tails and flattering faces.
"There are no rules, the gatekeeper demon is a gatekeeper, and the realization will be fixed with a round shop head, to prevent the beast head from leaving his post without permission and escaping from the portal, how can he be like him, there is not even a shop capital, like three ghosts, floating around...... "Someone muttered to himself.
Xiaopang sighed, pulled away the three ghosts, blinked his eyes a few times, and was shocked to find so many people around his house.
"What, do you want to fight?" The little fat is fearless, holding a big bone stick, grabbing an unlucky yellow dog, riding on it, and looking at it majestically.
Everyone dispersed in a hurry, and the little chubby-eyed and sharp-eyed found Fang Yanshan's dog legs from among the crowd.
"Bah, stop running!" Little Fat yelled, drove the yellow dog, and chased and killed those people.
"What are you doing, do you want to kill them all!" One person reprimanded inwardly.
Xiaopang was carrying a big bone stick, and there were three gatekeepers floating behind him, and Hu Er floated out, disdainfully saying: "What's the matter, if it weren't for the fact that this king has no feet, and there is no need for the master to make a move, I will have a bright face with one foot." ”
"That's right! Stomp on your face, snap. Tiger put on a fierce look and said helpfully.
"I don't bully you, who makes my heart so kind, as long as you deliver three full meals to my door every day at the time of breakfast and lunch, I will forgive you for your previous mistakes." Fat pushed the two large wooden barrels that had been prepared a long time ago in front of them.
Several people gritted their teeth, nodded indignantly, picked up the barrels, and left without saying a word.
"Hey, master, your trick is also a little damaged." Xiao San shook his head.
"Go back, show me the door!" The little fat reached out to grab it, but the three gatekeepers avoided it and hurriedly fled back.
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