Chapter 39: The Gatekeeper of Tragedy
"Good day......"
", don't call me that!" Ye Tianlong roared loudly at Xiaopang. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Xiaopang was lying on the ground knocking melon seeds, rattling and crunching, and the skin of the melon seeds was like a goddess scattering flowers, and he spit it everywhere.
"I've heard that people who pay attention to not only have a surname and a name, but also have a name, and I think that Liangchen is a good word, and it is just right for you." Chubby said.
Ye Tianlong glanced at Li Anlan, who was boiling water next to him, and swallowed a bad breath in his heart. Chubby is a baby to Li Anlan, much higher than his status, and on the bright side, he doesn't dare to mess with Chubby.
"Little fat man, you wait, that day I have to lock you in the little black room and ravage you fiercely!" Ye Tianlong lowered his voice and gritted his teeth.
Chubby shrugged his shoulders, blinked his big innocent eyes, and spread his hands.
Catching demons during the day, eating meat at night, and taking a nap when you have a little time is purely the true meaning of eating, drinking and sleeping, which is interpreted to the point of drenching to the fullest.
"Fat can't eat like this, look, have you gained more weight these days?" Li Anlan frowned and accused.
Chubby touched his belly, but it was a little rounder than before.
"That's it, I'm almost fattened into a pig, and I haven't exercised yet." Ye Tianlong's branch stabbed Chubby's stomach, God knows how he managed to hold so much food.
"By the way, that stupid big mile, why haven't you seen him lately?" Chubby picked his teeth and asked nonchalantly.
Ye Tianlong said: "I have already left the Qingyun Mountain Range, and I heard that I was sent by the inner courtyard to practice." ”
"The Inner Courtyard?" Chubby blinked a few times and asked, "What kind of place is that, why haven't I heard of it?" ”
"In addition to the major inns, restaurants, and canteens, you can find it by smelling it with your eyes closed, you can tell me, since you came to the academy, what do you remember?" Ye Tianlong is now specifically grabbing chubby's pigtails, and he wants to count him down fiercely at every opportunity, venting the evil anger that has been hoarded in his heart.
Li Anlan said: "The Inner Courtyard is an institution independent of the Genius Academy, under the direct jurisdiction of the Dean, with a total of no more than 30 members, generally between the ages of 20 and 40, gathering the best students in the past to further their studies in the Inner Academy. ”
"Inner Courtyard, ......" Ye Tianlong's face flashed a trace of solemnity and longing, and said: "Those who can enter the inner courtyard to practice are all demonic characters, and if they come out, it is enough to sweep the young man of the Xiliang Continent, and in Xiliang, it is enough to open a mountain and establish a religion and become a generation of ancestors." ”
"It's so greasy." Xiaopang blinked, and suddenly his round little face was stiff, and he said angrily: "But, why can that stupid big man enter, but I can't enter?" Anyway, I fought with him, right? ”
Ye Tianlong sneered and said, "Jingbui, if you hadn't smashed other people's buttocks and eggs, and walked away in shame, as long as you waited for your qi and blood to run out, it was not fish on the chopping board, and you were allowed to knead the surname Fang?" ”
"I said it all, I didn't mean to." Chubby wrung his fingers, looked shy, and said embarrassedly.
"Pull it down, I think you did it on purpose, otherwise why would you push him back?"
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The autumn hunt ended, and the teams that formed groups were successively led out of the Qingyun Mountain Range by the elders.
After some inventory, a total of five people were missing, six were killed, and twelve were seriously injured, and they were taken out of the Qingyun Mountain Range in advance.
"I didn't expect the loss to be so serious." Lin Qian muttered to herself.
"Although everyone is a dragon and phoenix among people, they are all like flowers in a greenhouse, how can they become a strong man without experiencing the cruel exercise of blood and fire?" An old voice came, and an old woman walked slowly on crutches and with her back bent.
Lin Qian hurriedly helped him up, and said humbly: "The disciple has asked the master to say goodbye." ”
"What do you think of that new four-year-old?"
Lin Qian recalled the round, fleshy little face, laughed lightly, and said, "A little fat pig." ”
"The ancestors said well, stupid people have stupid blessings, pretend to be pigs and eat tigers." The old woman muttered, leaned on crutches, and after three steps, disappeared into a light mist like a blinking cloud.
In the same place, Lin Qian stood alone, her beautiful eyes flashing, as if the essence of enlightenment passed by.
Coming out, Chubby took a deep breath of the academy's air, opened his arms, and his stomach rose and fell with his chest.
"Liangchen, don't go, you still owe me a meal of meat!" The sharp-eyed little chubby found that Ye Tianlong was about to walk, so he hurriedly ran over and called loudly.
"Dead fat man, shut up for me, you dare to call me Liangchen, don't want me to invite you to eat meat in the future!" Ye Tianlong roared in a low voice.
Xiaopang immediately became honest, took Ye Tianlong's hand, dragged him out of the academy, and picked a restaurant with the most dishes and the most delicious, not expensive, just to satisfy Xiaopang's somewhat picky appetite.
"Oh, Student, you're here again." Xiao Er at the door greeted Xiao Pang eagerly, no need to ask, from the maids, Xiao Er, doorman, shopkeeper, etc. in this restaurant, you can know that Xiao Pang is already a frequent visitor here.
"The shopkeeper is still the same, what kind of meat is served quickly!" Chubby shouted.
A slightly fat shopkeeper nodded earnestly, urging the chef to cook the dishes himself with a smile on his face.
The Genius Academy is a holy place for the people of this city, and it is better than any advertising slogan to have a student who patronizes it all the year round and spreads it, and in recent days, the turnover has increased more than tenfold.
Looking at the wild eating and eating a kind of little fat with a white face, Ye Tianlong automatically put down the dishes and chopsticks, moved his butt to the side with a chair, and felt that eating with Xiao Pang hindered his image.
"Liang~~~ Xiaoye, what are you doing so far away from the table, could it be that these dishes don't meet your appetite?" Chubby asked, dripping with a large bowl of noodles.
Ye Tianlong shook his head, stood up, left a few dozen taels of silver, and said, "You eat slowly, I'm full, go back first." ”
The well-fed and well-fed little fat walked down the street to eat, and greeted a group of aunts, uncles and uncles cordially.
Before he knew it, he was at the gate again, and everything was as it had been before.
"Hey, big tiger, long time no see, miss me?"
As qualified gatekeepers, they are located on the gates outside the city, and they are invisible to the gates inside the city.
Chubby stuck to the gate of the city, and said to himself to the door that was all vermilion.
Bang!
Suddenly, a city gate opened, and it opened inside, and a tiger head came into the eyes of Chubby.
"Who are you?" The tiger head was very familiar, but not familiar, Xiaopang sniffed carefully, frowned, and said, "Who are you, why haven't I seen you?" ”
"I asked who you were first, why did you ask me back?"
Xiaopang didn't say anything, and punched it directly in the nose, and two lines of nosebleeds flowed.
"Ah, it hurts me!!" The tiger head roared, his face twitching together.
"Tell me quickly, where did the big tiger go, was it eaten by you?" Chubby tugged at the knocker in its mouth and tugged at its gums, making a crunching sound.
"Don't talk about it, the hero spares his life, I'll do it all!" As the king of beasts, he has no tiger domineering spirit at all, which makes Xiaopang's eyes full of disdain.
The tiger head didn't know what to do, looked at Xiao Fat flatteringly, and said: "That unlucky bastard, because of dereliction of duty, was fired by the Council of Elders, and now he is pressed on the door of the men's bathroom." ”
"Hey, unlucky boy, he was tempted by a tigress, opened the city gate, and let the tiger demon blend into the city." Another door also opened inward, revealing a lion's head.
The door of everyone's compound, all use the way of the beast head ring to drive away evil and avoid evil, arch guard the door, under normal circumstances, there are two beast head rings, on both sides of the door crack in the center of the two street doors, a person to the high place is equipped with an object similar to the door handle, can be a door knocker, can also be a diamond-shaped door pendant, and hold the door knocker or hang the door pendant, fixed on the base of the door is called the shop, also called the door shop. The shop head and door knocker are indispensable and important components of the door.
When Xiaopang first came to Genius City, there was only one tiger beast head ring, and he learned from the second tiger that there was a lack of demons at that time, so he could only let the unlucky guy guard the tiger alone, otherwise if he had one more helper, he would not be confused, and easily opened the city gate and put in the tigress.
"Where is the big tiger, I'll go and ask the master to ask for it." Chubby said.
The lion's head snorted and said, "Don't think about it, it's the decision of the Council of Elders, if you don't give it a little punishment, why be strict in discipline and warn other gatekeepers......"
Xiaopang tugged at the knocker in the lion's mouth, pulled its gums violently, and scared: "Little San, you shut up for me, otherwise I will eat you directly!" ”
"What junior, when did my name become junior?" The lion-headed protested loudly.
"Okay, aren't I also called Tiger Er by him?" Tiger head secluded road.
Letting go of Shi San, Xiao Pang found the thatched house according to the information he received from the torture of Hu Er.
"Stop, you male or female?" A tiger head was questioning a male student, holding the door knocker, making a crisp sound of collision, and his face was vicious.
"Naturally, it's a man, if it's a woman, who has nothing to do here?" The male student hurriedly replied, urging Huda to open the door quickly.
"No, how can I know if you're a man or a woman, unless you can prove it to me." Tiger Boulevard.
The male student is a little dumbfounded, how can this be proven? Isn't it under this bright and sunny day, do you take off your pants to prove it?
"Hurry up and open the door, or I will blame me for unloading you and throwing you into the pit!" The male student threatened viciously.
"No! As a qualified gatekeeper, you should have strict discipline and a noble character that is not afraid of life and death. The tiger squeezed his eyebrows, looking very bad, and shouted in a righteous and awe-inspiring voice.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
While! While! While......
A fierce punch rained down on Huda's face.
"I don't shout! Don't shout when you die! Be a good gatekeeper...... Can you do it lightly~~~" The last note of the tiger is very long, almost a hysterical howl.
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