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In the afternoon, the ugly duck rolled all the way down the mountain, and when he learned that the ugly duck actually regarded the mountain lake as the sea, of course he would not let go of this opportunity and made fun of him fiercely. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

After that, the strange ugliness of the ugly old duck attracted all the birds and beasts to rush from all sides to a "famous duck" style, and his jokes quickly spread, thus attracting more birds and beasts to come to watch.

Among the onlookers, the ugly duck saw the female mallard and quickly ignited the fire of love unilaterally! From the moment he saw her, his fiery and affectionate gaze never took his eyes off her.

Seeing that this duck is not old-hearted, and a lot of people are still bent on making young ducks at an age, after making fun of him again, the old man didn't want to be watched, so he quietly withdrew!

Jumping along the shore of the lake, I saw a group of birds holding a "meeting of representatives migrating from south to north". At that time, the representatives of the various bird tribes were taking turns to make a "Report on the Safety of Last Year's Migration Routes"! He thought it was funny, so he stayed.

As soon as I communicated with these flat-haired beasts, I heard that most of them were from the south, so I asked them about the current situation in Huaguo Mountain!

In the star shower a few nights ago, something big happened in the southeast of Ming, which made Master Yu feel very unstable all the time - Huaguo Mountain is also in the southeast, if something happens to Huaguo Mountain, it will be a big cake in the world!

He interviewed these delegates one by one, but unfortunately these birds were short-sighted, and most of them had never even heard of the name of Huaguo Mountain!

A mallard-headed female duck talked about the clouds and mountains and fog cover, and was decisively scolded away by the master; A red-crowned crane looks quite fairy-winded, but I don't know if I ask, I was blasted away by the master gritted his teeth; A male goose is called a chatter, and he has to call him an ancestor if he is verbose, and he actually wants to visit Ye Ye in turn, I will go to you, I was directly hypnotized by Ye Ye, this guy fell to the ground and talked vigorously; A swan loves to sing, and from time to time it will raise its neck and sing a song......

What does this mean?

“…… So, there was no capsizing? And the big bang too? Ye Ye asked a yellow-billed egret.

"It doesn't seem to be there yet, but I don't know if there will be one in the future." The egret stands on one leg and has an elegant posture.

"Did you come from Huaguo Mountain? Or have you heard about it from other birds? ”

"Huaguo Mountain? Where is it? I haven't heard of it! ”

"Haven't you heard of Huaguoshan? Does Monkey King know? "Master is inexplicably angry!

"Nope! Hey, who is the Monkey King? Egret asked innocently.

Ye Ye sighed, this is not playing the piano to the cow, this is playing the cow to the bird! After visiting so many birds and gaining nothing, he couldn't help but be a little disheartened, and he said to the egret: "Okay, you go!" ”

The egret turned to leave, walked a few steps and suddenly turned back and said, "Hey, I heard from a buddy of mine yesterday, it seems that there is a monkey island in the southeast that has just been controlled by them!" ”

"Monkey Island?" Ye Ye came to the spirit immediately!

"yes, there are a lot of monkeys on that island!" Egret explained.

"Hey, was your island controlled by 'them' just now?" Who are they? ”

"Oh, 'they' are 'them', oops...... You know! ”

"Oh, you're a Terran, aren't you?"

"Uh-huh!"

"Go on!"

"It seems that they locked up the monkeys, and the monkeys revolted because they were unwilling to be controlled, and then they were brutally suppressed! I heard the monkeys were almost dead, and now they're fetching monkeys there from out of town—"

"Huh!?" Ye Ye screamed!

"Hey, are you alright?"

"It's okay! What else? Hurry, hurry! The young man asked sharply.

"I didn't ...... That's all, that's all! ”

Ye Ye was so angry that he couldn't stop yelling.

The surrounding flocks of birds looked at him sideways, is this baby crazy?

At this time, the ugly duck was honeying on the lake with the female mallard!

After that, the master turned to ask the birds about the recent situation of Monkey Island, and it was really fruitful!

It turns out that the Terrans are developing Monkey Island, and they want to build hotels and villas there to develop special tourism. The characteristics of Monkey Island are monkeys, and the importance of characteristic tourism must of course also fall on monkeys!

The specific operation is quite simple, catch the monkeys, obedient, train them to perform monkey shows, and serve tourists in the future; If you are not obedient, you will be sent to the hotel and the live monkey will take your brain.

The monkeys, who have always been wild, of course do not want to be disciplined, do not want to be locked in cages, do not want to act in monkey shows, and do not want to be eaten alive monkey brains, so they swear to resist!

The human-monkey war unfolded vigorously, and the final result was not surprising, the monkey clan was defeated, with heavy casualties, and almost all of them were captured!

In order to maintain the characteristics of Monkey Island, the Terran people are now planning to transfer monkeys to the island from other places......

After you heard such news, can you be in a good mood?

So, when he heard the ugly old duck ask him what was wrong, the ugly man suddenly broke out and scolded: "What's wrong with me? What's wrong with your grandfather? I still want to know what's wrong! What's wrong with you? Dead duck, don't look at your old and ugly dead virtues, and the old duck eats the tender duck! Why don't you go and be happy with the female duck, what are you going to do? Don't you see that Ye is annoying? , your duck ......"

was scolded for no reason, the ugly duck wilted and drooped his head is unknown, this is too wronged!

It's one thing for him not to fight back, but the two lovesick birds can't stand it, it's too bullying!

The male bird scolded: "Dead bug, do you think you are good-looking? It's full of bells and whistles, did you fish it out of the dye vat and put it together piece by piece? I've never seen an ugly bug like you, this, or that, and so old! ”

The mother bird said, "That's it, that's it!" Dead bedbug, why are you scolding the old ugly brother so much? Why does your mouth stink so much? Did you fall into a manure pit, or did you have a-stirring stick in your mouth? ”

Ye Ye was furious, who is he, he has always been the only one who deceives people, how can he ever be bullied! Now the two flat-haired beasts dare to scold him and not give them color to see, they really don't know how many eyes the horse prince has!

This time he was so angry! But see him:

A mouthful of true yang dantian feet, two hands crossed waist and bold courage, red teeth spurting sound waves, who laughs at my generation is not a husband!

In the blink of an eye, a Dingxi sonic wave hits the male bird!

The bird immediately fainted and fell from the air to the ground!

Then, the master shot a directional sound wave at the mother bird with lightning speed!

However, at this moment, the ugly duck suddenly intervened from the side, blocking the path of the sound wave!

Boom! The sound wave is hitting the fat belly of the ugly duck!

For a moment, the ugly duck felt a buzzing in his ears, and his internal organs seemed to be upside down.

Bang!

The male bird then fell to the ground!

Seeing that the second wave was actually shot on the ugly duck, the master was a little sorry, so he didn't launch the third wave.

The mother bird pounced on the male bird, and saw that he seemed to be dead motionless, and couldn't help but be angry from her heart, and her hatred was born to the side of the guts, and she spread her wings and pounced on the master, shouting and scolding: "Grandma's, the old lady is fighting with you!" ”

Even if you are this, the sound wave will shoot out in an instant!

Alas, it was also the bad luck of the ugly duck, who knew that he blocked it again, and the sound wave hit his fat belly again! And at this time, the mother bird also happened to hit his back from behind!

This time, he finally fainted!

The mother bird spread her wings from the ground and flew again, and she was about to pounce on the master again.

Ye Ye shouted like thunder: "Stop, stop, stop!" ”

The she-bird actually stopped and asked, "Why?" ”

"Stop fighting, stop fighting! I'm afraid of you, okay? "The master is excited.

"No! You killed both of them, and I'm going to avenge them! "The mother bird is going to rush forward again.

"Are you stupid? They're not dead! "Master said.

"Really!?"

"Of course it's true! As for fooling you, a flat-haired brute? ”

According to the instructions of the master, the mother bird went to the venue to invite a red-crowned crane and asked him to spray water on the male bird and the ugly duck!

Sure enough, soon the ugly duck and the male bird woke up in a daze!

After this fight, it really responded to that sentence: If you don't fight, you won't know each other! Although the master did not admit his mistakes, he knew that his mistakes were in his own hands, and he was sorry in his heart! The two birds are both open-minded, and the bird clan has always been forgetful, and the grudge has been revealed soon, and the ugly duck and the old man are old acquaintances, and they will not hold grudges because of accidental injuries.

So it didn't take long for them to become good friends!

At this time, the bird congress over there was nearing the end, and the bird delegates were chatting. Listening to the meeting over there, the ugly duck had to go over and have a long experience, so the two birds and one worm also went over together!