Chapter 6 If you want to catch the old and indulge in it, you will plan it

The spring gushes, the mountain stream confluence, but look at this lake: the herring swims, the white scales jump, and the group plays the waves; The yellow crane used to stay, the egret is still resting now, and the wild goose is a guest every year. Pen Γ— fun Γ— Pavilion www. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žο½†ο½

But look at the mountains by the lake: surrounded by spring trees, with different fragrances; Wild apricot pale pink, delicate and yellow; The mountain peach is splashed with blood, and the cheeks are dripping with dew; The cuckoo is flying fire, full of branches and burning; There is also the floating pear, a tree is clear; Weeping acacia, splendid and soul-breaking; Sprinkle the golden pine, dry and shake, and the stars fall.

But look at the depths of the forest and grass: foxes and rabbits run, pheasants and birds fly; Bees and butterflies dance, mosquitoes make noise; The lizard is full of dragon blood, and the gecko will never be king; The male fly spreads its wings and soars up to three feet into the sky; Jing Ke is not hated through the ages, who has heard of the mosquito sting King Qin?

Exactly: the mountain peaks and mountains are windy, the cuckoos and cuckoos are crying, the pine trees and squirrels are squeaking, and the cranes and cyclamen are flying.

The more you don't understand the rhythm, the more you love nonsense.

"Go and see, go and see! The ugliest duck in the world! Go and see it, it's too late if you don't look at it again! The ugliest duck in the world! Over there, over there! A cried out.

On a rhododendron branch on the rhododendron tree, the male cuckoo laughed madly: "Laugh to death, laugh to death!" Daughter-in-law, he actually regarded the mountain lake as the sea, are you ridiculous? Hahahaha! ”

Next to her, the mother cuckoo responded happily: "Yes, yes, it's so funny!" My dear, how can you have such an animal that has never seen the world! You see, he's so ugly, oh, so ugly! If you watch too much, will people have nightmares at night? ”

"It should ...... Not really! But just in case, daughter-in-law, don't look at him, look at me! ”

"Well, husband, it's still your best!"

"Of course! Daughter-in-law, in the spring, potpourri, shouldn't we be 'long'? The male magpie frowned.

"Nasty! Come on, come on, come on! The mother magpie did not refuse to go straight to the tunnel.

"Heyβ€”"

Who would have thought that the two cuckoos, who had broken down their relationship, used to pinch each other, but since the ugly duck came, now not only do they live together and complain happily, but they can also ride their horses and gallop without shame, oops, oops, oops!

By the lake, a colorful pheasant was singing to all kinds of birds clustered around: "Ladies and gentlemen, old and young, this afternoon, before the sun set, a monster suddenly rolled down on the mountain in the west!" This beast is really very ugly, but seeing him violently intrude into my mountain lake area, he has caused no less than a million damage to the vast number of birds and beasts in our area! Ladies and gentlemen, after many verifications, this beast is not a monster, but the ugly old duck and ugly big brother in my Dayimeng District! It is understood that a few days ago, the ugly big brother left the hospital in order to go to the east to see the sea, and when he first arrived here today, he mistakenly took the mountain lake for the East China Sea, which made this big joke......"

In the col on the other side, a gray hare opened its three-petal beak and announced to the surrounding beasts: "Hey, have the big guys gone to see the ugly ducks?" Listen to my brother, if you haven't seen it, hurry up and see it, you won't be able to see it when it's late! Actually, get up, everyone should have heard of his name, the ugly duck in the Li family's compound! You see, I know it all! Hey, yes, that's right, that's him! Hey, guys, do you know why the ugly big brother is going crazy to our lake area? Haha, I don't know, right? Haha, I know! Because, ah, he treats our mountain lake as the sea, are you funny? Haha, haha......"

All the animals are talking about the ugly duck, even the fish in the lake are gathered together, spitting bubbles about the ugliness and "heroic deeds" of the ugly duck, and from time to time the fish jump out of the water with excitement......

The whole lake area but listen to the chirp, the croak, the croak, the coo, the coo, the squeak, the quack, the cluck

At this time, the ugly duck had long forgotten the big joke he had made, and he ignored the countless pairs of curious eyes crowded in front of him, behind him, on the left and on the right! Now, his gaze was on a young green-headed female mallard, and he felt that a heart was sometimes beating drums on Yi's body, and sometimes shattering into a bright starlight to surround Yi,...... At this moment, in his eyes, there was no other living creature in this world except Yi!

This duck, like all mallard ducks, has the name of a green head but no green head, its whole body is full of gray spots, its beak is dark brown, the tip of its beak is brownish-yellow, its big feet are orange, and there is a webbed middle.

However, in this appearance, in the eyes of the ugly duck, it is as beautiful as a fairy, like a fairy in the nine heavens, better than Chang'e in the moon, as the so-called: my fair female duck, male duck is so embarrassed!

Alas, the spring season always makes you unsuspecting and lost!

At this moment, the heart lake of the ugly old duck suddenly bubbled without warning, and in each bubble there was a female mallard, and the two ugly and old ducks who had been fighting endlessly stopped fighting at this time, and they forgot everything and chased the bubbles happily...... Ah, how good life is!

However, at this time, opposite the ugly nymphomaniac, a young mallard duck is staring at him from the female duck!

This male duck has a green head, a green head, a green head, hehe, important words three times! His duckbill is bright and yellow, with a white collar around his neck, his brown chest is particularly majestic, and there are two black feathers on his tail, like a bewitching roll burned out of a noblewoman's head, which is extremely coquettish.

Look at this appearance, anyone who has eyesight will think, this beautiful duck! Look at this posture again, but anyone who has a heart and eye will understand that this one has a "great relationship" with the female duck! However, the ugly old duck, whose eyes were full of female mallards, was not aware of his presence at all.

The female mallard seems to enjoy the feeling of being surrounded by birds and beasts, especially she has never seen much of the world, and she is particularly curious about the "famous old ugly duck" like the ugly duck, so she is particularly enthusiastic!

The angry and shy children's attitude, the delicate "old ugly brother", the soft and charming voice, screamed that the bones of the ugly duck were about to melt, and the eyes of the male duck next to him were about to burst into flames!

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Oh, old ugly brother, people admire you so much, you dare to leave the hospital and go to see the sea alone! ”

Ugly Duck: "Hey, hey." ”

"Oh, old ugly brother, you're so annoying, don't look at people like this, people will be shy!"

Ugly Duck: "Hey, hey." ”

……

The ugly duck only felt that he was dizzy, and his body was about to float off the ground!

At this time, the male mallard finally couldn't hold back anymore! He stepped forward, and was about to rush over to teach the ugly duck a lesson, but he was suddenly stopped by an old duck next to him and called to the side!

"Uncle, don't stop me, I have to teach him a good lesson, is it tolerable or unbearable-" The male duck said.

"Shut up! Kid, that's what's wrong with you! The old man reprimanded.

"Huh? Mine is wrong? The young duck was stunned.

"Of course it's your fault! Child, why are you so attentive! What kind of jealousy do you eat for such an ugly duck? Do you think your partner can take a fancy to him? Are you so unconfident? The old man reprimanded.

"Ah, yes!" The young male duck suddenly realized, but he still said a little unwillingly, "But, uncle, as soon as I saw him so close to my object, I felt green on my head!" ”

"Silly boy, our heads are already green!"

"yes, hehe!"

"Don't do anything stupid! Uncle will teach you another trick, you go far away, you can play if you like, and if you like to tease other female ducks, you must show that you don't care about your object! The old man admonished.

"This ...... What's the trick? Will this work? The male duck hesitated.

"Fool, this is called wanting to get away with it! This trick has been tried and tested, and it is guaranteed to work! The old man said, in a tone that could not be questioned.

"Uncle, don't worry, I listen to you!" The duck walked away.

Not long after, the female duck suddenly noticed that the male duck who had been guarding her side was gone, and when she looked into the distance, she saw that the guy was playing happily with other female ducks in the distance...... The female duck's heart sank suddenly, and she immediately rushed out from the encirclement of all the birds and beasts, and was about to go to the male duck to settle accounts, when suddenly an old female duck flashed out from the side and stopped her.

"Auntie, leave me alone, I'm going to settle accounts with him!" The mother duck was furious.

"Child, don't be impulsive, listen to Auntie!" The old she-duck said.

"Aunt ......"

At this moment, the ugly duck followed from behind, and the birds and beasts around him also followed.

The old female duck shouted at the ugly duck: "Hey, hey, big ugly, big ugly!" Our mother and daughter have some whispers, you can get out of the way! ”

"Oh." The ugly old duck answered, and led the birds and beasts to turn and walk away, but his eyes did not leave the mother duck for a moment.

In the distance, the old female duck whispered softly: "Hello, with your aunt, what's wrong with you?" ”

The female duck wanted to cry: "Auntie, I am so close to the old ugly brother, he doesn't care at all, and now he is running over there to play in the water with other female ducks!" Auntie, you, doesn't he love me anymore? ”

"Kid, you're stupid, he's obviously playing with you!" The old she-duck has a precise eye, in a word.

"Huh? How could he do that? No, I'm going to settle accounts with him! The female duck said angrily.

"Don't be impulsive, kid! It's easy to peck him, but that's too low-level! That would solve the problem, but it doesn't solve the problem! The mother duck inspired her.

"Huh? So what to do? Auntie, you have to call the shots for others! ”

"That's nature! Who will you help if your aunt doesn't help you? With you, to deal with the desire to capture the old indulgence, my aunt has a trick! ”

"Auntie, teach me quickly!"

"Listen, the best way to deal with the master's desire to indulge in the old man's plan is to plan it! Listen to your aunt, you continue to get close to that ugly duck, ambiguously, to make your object think that you are in love with him! You must remember, you must hold on, don't go to your partner first, don't bother with him, you must hold on, you know? It's an endurance contest, and whoever can't hold back first loses, you know? The old she-duck admonished.

"Well, auntie, I listen to you!" The she-duck duck agreed.

"Child, remember, you must be ruthless to yourself!" The old she-duck instructed.

"Well, Auntie, I see." The female duck turned to leave, stopped after a few steps, and asked faintly, "Hey, auntie, what if he doesn't want to get away with it, but really doesn't want to pay attention to me?" ”

"Kid, you are stupid, if he is like that, you can find another male duck! Our girls pouted their butts, what kind of no, why hang yourself on a tree! The old she-duck unraveled the bell.

"yes, I didn't think of that! Thank you, Auntie! I'm going to find Big Ugly! Then the mother duck ran to the ugly duck in high spirits.

Over there, the ugly duck only felt that his heart was pounding wildly, and he was about to pop out!

Under a locust tree, the locust flowers are fragrant and the shadows are mottled.

The old duck and the old female duck walked opposite each other, and the two sides took a look, and they both snorted coldly, and then passed by. The two of them have been playing the game of "Wanting to Catch the Truth" and "Counting the Count" for three months, and they are still nervous, but they are really calm!

But don't worry, spring has come, see how long you can stretch!

The sunset will be hidden, the evening breeze will be rippling, the ugly old duck and the female wild duck swim on the lake, sometimes catch two fish, you feed me and I feed you; Sometimes they spread their wings and slap the water, frolicking and pecking each other, it is really happy!

During this period, the two red-billed lovesick birds have been following the left and right, encouraging the ugly duck again and again: "Old ugly brother, go on you!" Hurry up! Oh, can't you be brave when you're dying? ”

It's a pity that the ugly duck was too cowardly, and in the end he couldn't muster up the courage to confess.

Seeing that it was getting late, the male duck never came to bow his head to admit his mistake, and the female duck's mood gradually declined, and she had no intention of continuing to play with the ugly duck.

She: "Old ugly brother, it's getting late, I'm going back to the ducks." ”

"Oh." The ugly old duck looked at her reluctantly, and said hesitantly, "Hey, don't go back!" Either or ...... tonight"

Two lovesick birds said on the side: "Hey, I, or you will obey him!" ”

"You...... Do you want to do it? Old ugly brother, people are not female ducks like that! "The female duck is afraid of the ground.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ I...... That's not what it means! You ......," the ugly old duck stammered.

"Hee-hee, okay, they're kidding you! See you tomorrow! The mother duck patted the ugly duck with her wings affectionately, and then turned and swam away.

"Well, see you tomorrow!"

Looking at the back of the female duck duck in the distance, the ugly old duck was stunned.

Farewell to the ugly duck, the female duck swam to the west of the duck flock, passing by the male duck in the middle.

At that moment, the two sides looked at each other, shook their ducks' heads, "hummed", and then walked away.

After the female duck left, the male lovesick bird complained: "Old ugly brother, why are you so cowardly? Are you still a beast? ”

The female lovesick bird said, "Yes! Old ugly brother, you didn't get such a good opportunity just now, and you are too beastly! ”

The ugly old duck tilted his neck and defended: "What do you know, we are true love! ”

"True love? Hee-hee! True love! Hee-hee! The two birds laughed together.

At this time, the ugly old duck suddenly remembered that he hadn't seen him for a long time, ignored the laughter of the two birds, and hurriedly swam to the shore.

Overhead, two birds laughed and followed.

Mother Bird: "Hey, dear, what do you mean by true love?" ”

Male Bird: "True love, probably I don't dare to go on it, and it's very itchy if I don't get it, as if there are bugs in my heart!" ”

Mother Bird: "Do you dare?" ”

Male Bird: "Cut, why don't you dare!" Do you think I'm not a beast? ”

Mother Bird: "Come on! Come on! ”

Male Bird: "Hehe, come here, whoever is afraid of whom!" ”

……

On the shore, there was a roar from the distance: "...... You dead birds! Huaguoshan has never heard of it, what are you doing while you are still alive, and you should hurry up and die! Dead animals! Dead flat hair! Why don't you have bird flu? Oops, I'm so angry! ”

Nearby, a flock of birds ignored his cries and gathered for a meeting.

The ugly old duck stepped forward and asked with concern, "Master, what's wrong with you?" ”

The master didn't look back, and roared angrily: "your duck!! ”