The great monk of Huiwu raised one hand again, but before he could land on the bald head, there was a cramping pain in his abdomen, and he was twisted in pain. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

There are three urgency in life, and everyone is in a hurry when the three urgency comes.

The great monk Huiwu looked around fiercely, and when he saw that there was no one around, he looked for a leeward place, untied his belt and paused.

I saw the great monk Huiwu squatting for a while and then stood up, trembling and holding the job with his hands, and squatted down again after not moving for a long time, and then squatted down again, like again and again, but he couldn't pull out or pee, and his face turned blue, his lips were purple, and he looked more uncomfortable than death.

"The Buddha forgives the sin, the Buddha forgives the sin, the disciple is wrong, the disciple is wrong, the disciple is greedy, there is a murderous intention, the disciple is really wrong!"

The great monk of Huiwu collapsed to the ground, because his legs were numb from squatting, and his mouth kept babbling, and with a snap, he slapped his bald head again.

"Great monk, don't chant the scriptures in the Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple, what are you doing in this cold and snowy place?"

A snarky voice sounded behind the great monk Huiwu, like a knife pierced Huiwu's back, Huiwu shuddered, felt that the temperature around him had dropped a lot, and in horror he lifted his pants and asked:

"Who is there to make a noise, the woman actually peeked at the monk to be respectful, do you still want to be faced?"

After the great monk Huiwu finished speaking, his belt was also tied up, and he looked at the veiled woman in green opposite him like a golden eye, which was completely a posture of you peeking at me.

"Yo, it turns out that the monks of the Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple are all stinky monks, the old ones are full of feces, and the small ones are just as smelly!"

"Acquaintance, throw your package over and tell the whereabouts of other monks, especially a little monk named Huizhi, otherwise you will die without a place to be buried!"

The bitter voice said with disdain and coldness, as if the temperature around him was much lower than just now.

"Shameless stinky woman, although the monk eats fasting and recites Buddha, but he is not taboo about meat, could it be that you have fallen in love with the monk, the monk ......"

"Shut up!"

Before Monk Huiwu said foul language, the woman in green broke off her drink, stretched out her finger and passed a little in the air, and the great monk Huiwu fell down with angry eyes, poof, and feces and urine flowed together.

"It's so bad luck, it stinks, it just stinks!"

The green-clothed woman waved her sleeves, her body flew up, and she said in disgust, her fingers were a little bit again, and the body of the great monk Huiwu actually spontaneously combusted, and instantly turned into flying ashes.

A golden Buddha was revealed in the ashes, and the woman in green raised her hand to pick it up as if she had discovered something new, and kept playing with it in her hand.

"My sister is really cultivated, so fetish, not only flirting with monks, but also likes to play with objects in feces and urine, which really makes my sister ashamed!"

The distant voice sounded with a banter, and there was no trace of anyone to be found.

The voice of the playful abuse seemed to turn into countless little hands, wantonly lightness on the heart and face of the woman in green, the woman in green let out a cold snort heavily, and the whole person flew up and disappeared.

On a hillside a hundred zhang away, Meng Feixue, dressed in black and with a blurred face, stood quietly, with an abnormal white head wagging its tail, rubbing her legs affectionately from time to time, Meng Feixue touched the head of the white wolf with her hand, glanced at the east, and also disappeared.

"I said what's the matter with you, how long did it take to pull after eating, belong to the pigeon?"

Dongfang Xiaoshu asked, leaning against a big tree.

"Brother Xiaoshu, I have been eating vegetarian food before, and the first time I ate meat, I may not be comfortable with my stomach, but why is it a pigeon?"

The little monk Huizhi stretched out his head and asked curiously.

"Rectal animals, eat and pull at the same time!"

Dongfang Xiaoshu said casually.

"Brother Xiaoshu, the monk understands while eating, but what is a rectal animal?"

Monk Huizhi asked with a curious look at the baby.

……

As the sun sets, the pale golden afterglow adds a touch of warmth to the world covered in silver.

The moon rises, the wind rests, the birds return to their nests, and people have no place to live.

Dongfang Xiaoshu walked among the mountains and forests with a deer on his shoulder, his brows furrowed, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

Strange, really strange, hunting today, hunting there, more like the prey is automatically delivered to the door.

Dongfang Xiaoshu wanted to catch a few rabbits, but what he didn't expect was that whenever he found prey, the prey was either scared and paralyzed to the ground, or the chicken wings collided with each other regardless of the south, south, south, and northwest, as if he had encountered a natural enemy.

This deer was the result of crashing headlong into a rock and ending itself.

Dongfang Xiaoshu released the rabbit in his hand at that time, carried the dead deer, and walked to his newly dug stone cave.

"Is it the reason for it?"

Dongfang Xiaoshu glanced at a string of teeth on his wrist and thought of it, but this idea was instantly replaced by a pair of beautiful eyes, like a dream, Dongfang Xiaoshu was stupid for a while.

"Boss, you are so mighty, a rabbit in the morning actually didn't eat much, but it turned out to be stomach trouble, monk I am now hungry with my chest against my back, almost becoming a paper man!"

The little monk Huizhi patted his ass on the road, and his name for Dongfang Xiaoshu changed again and again in a day, and the boss was even more smooth, as if they had known each other for a long time.

"After eating the meat, the deerskin can make you a strip of bottoms, so that you don't always have a bare ass!"

"Boss, you're so good to me, Huizhi I thought it would be rewarded, how about a boy who doesn't make a bed warm for the boss?"

"Get out of the way!"

"Boss, I'm serious!"

"I think you're too ugly!"

……

In the night, several black shadows supported each other and rushed quickly through the trees, strangely without making any sound.

A little silver light rushed from behind the black shadow like a meteor, and in a miserable scream, several black shadows had to stop, each with their weapons on guard, and one of them shouted: "Who is the character, dare to hinder my Xuantian Palace from doing things, aren't you afraid of the wrath of Xuantian?" ”

"Hmph, a few shrimps from Xuantian Palace also dare to mention Xuantian's anger, if you know each other, put things down, otherwise you can close your eyes!"

The old voice rang out in the night sky, flickering left and right, making it impossible to figure out its exact location, as strange as the silver knife.

"The scorpion senior, the Xuantian Palace and the scorpion gate have always been injustice and no enmity, the well water does not violate the river water, I don't know if the scorpion predecessor suddenly intervened, is it also for this golden Buddha?"

A voice said lightly, there was no joy or sorrow in the voice, and it was indifferent.

"Hmph, the Xuantian Palace is not full of native chickens and dogs, and there is finally a long-eyed one! The Golden Buddha stays, you can get out! ”

The scorpion's voice sounded again, and he said forcefully.

"Senior brother, the Golden Buddha stays, let's go!"

"Hmph, if you want to go, you can go, kill!"

As soon as the faint voice fell, another voice sounded on its side, and a large number of black-clothed people suddenly gathered around them, fighting without any words.

For a while, the elongated black shadow jumped in the sky, and various streamers appeared in the sky, and the streamers collided and emitted dazzling light;

On the ground, the sword light shimmered, the sword shadow flew, the screams continued, and the corpses and stumps fell and fell from time to time, and the scene was terrible.