"Oops!"

"Didn't I tell you, don't make a sound, you want to die?"

"Boss, something just hit my ass!"

"If you don't want to die, just endure it!"

"Boss, are the gods flying around in the sky?"

"You ask me, I ask who to go, I haven't seen a fairy!"

"Boss, I want to fly too!"

"If you don't shut up, I won't give you meat for three days!"

As soon as the voice fell, a humanoid corpse fell and smashed on a snowy field, and there was a sudden silence, and the two of them were silenced together and closed their mouths. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Half an hour later, the killing in the forest was over, leaving corpses all over the ground, a mess.

A corpse suddenly stood sideways, and was gently lowered in the middle of the sound, stretching out two heads, one of which actually returned to the moonlight, looked around for a while, and finally patted the snow residue on the body and stood up.

The two of them are Dongfang Xiaoshu and Huizhi Little Monk, the two who were going to rush overnight, did not expect to encounter such a fight, and as a last resort, Dongfang Xiaoshu had an idea and buried himself and the little monk in the snow, which led to the conversation just now.

"Search!"

After Dongfang Xiaoshu dropped a sentence, he bent down and began to grope on a corpse.

"Why did the boss search his body, everyone is dead?"

The little monk Huizhi squatted aside for some reason, tilted his head and asked.

"Looking for silver, what are you doing stupidly squatting, and you haven't found the right clothes and shoes, isn't it cold?"

Dongfang Xiaoshu found nothing after searching for it, and asked Hui Zhi rhetorically.

"It's a bit airy!"

The little monk Huizhi said twice.

In the end, the little monk Huizhi saw a package, and Dongfang Xiaoshu carried an ordinary hardwood bow, and hurried eastward by the moonlight.

"Boss, I just found a package, why are you in a hurry?

The little monk asked.

"The smell of blood is so strong, are you stupid to be a beast in the forest? But it's strange that we didn't meet one along the way? ”

Dongfang Xiaoshu seemed to be answering and talking to himself.

"By the way, what monks did they mention, from the Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple, it won't have anything to do with you, right?"

Dongfang Xiaoshu asked suddenly.

"Why does the boss ask that?"

The little monk Huizhi asked suspiciously.

"Because you're also a monk!"

"It seems to have something to do with it!"

"How much does that matter?"

"Boss, what are you going to do?"

"I'm thinking about whether to sell you for some silver!"

……

"The Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple is not big, there are only dozens of monks, and there is nothing big about eating fasting and reciting Buddha."

"Suddenly, one day, several big monks suddenly visited, and after arguing with the old monks, they left angrily."

"I was doing my homework in the old monk's house, and I barely heard that they asked the old monk for something called "Buddhist books", and the old monk insisted that there was no such thing as "Buddhist books" at all. ”

"I thought this was the end of the matter, but who knew that one night, the old monk suddenly gathered us together and asked us to escape from the Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple overnight, and everyone must have a golden Buddha on them."

"The old monk said that the Golden Buddha is the capital of the fate, and then a group of people in black broke in, fought and killed, and then met the boss?"

The little monk Huizhi told the general story in three words, and had to run two steps to keep up with the pace of Dongfang Xiaoshu.

"Then why don't you see your Golden Buddha?"

Dongfang Xiaoshu asked.

"Senior Brother Huiwu wanted to go, he said that I was young and too tired to carry it, and I was a little grateful to him at the time, but I didn't expect that he was not a good person, so I ran for my life naked!"

The little monk Huizhi said resentfully.

It seems that the "Buddhist book" is the trigger for the fire! ”

Dongfang Xiaoshu said to himself, but there was no voice from the little monk Huizhi behind him.

"Boss, I ate a little too much at night, I want to!"

The little monk Huizhi covered his stomach and bent over and said embarrassedly.

"Let's do it together!"

Under the moonlight, two white buttocks squatted under the big tree, shrugged one after another, trying to detoxify, and from time to time there were whispering voices: If you don't pull for a day, it is equivalent to smoking a pack of cigarettes, and the nicotine in a pack of cigarettes can kill a cow, huge poison, I pull, I pull......

A dark shadow instantly retracted her gaze, and even took a sip, but her face was blurry, and she couldn't see any change, she just felt that she was smiling.

Because its tall and round body is shaking, and the mouth is soft, smoke? Nicotine? Cow, huge poison, I don't understand, how to have something to do with the last thatched house?

The little monk of Huizhi, who was squatting under another big tree, glanced around in surprise, and then concentrated on cleaning his stomach and intestines, humming as if he was boxing.

……

The night passed, as the usual night passed.

After Qingfeng Town, walk on a two-day journey to Anxi Town, to Anxi Town and then half a day's journey to Anxi City, it is estimated that the first and third sons are in a hurry, the East Xiaoshu leaned on a big tree and calculated, holding a nameplate in his hand.

"Xuantian Palace, Scorpion Gate, Reincarnation Palace...... What the hell is this, it's like a myth! ”

Throwing a nameplate in his hand on the snow with a loud bang, Dongfang Xiaoshu said helplessly, raised his right hand, pressed it on the center of his eyebrows, and kept rubbing it.

"It's all small shrimp, it's not a big deal if the boss doesn't know!"

The little monk Huizhi rummaged through the package to see if there were suitable clothes, and replied without raising his head.

"It's all small shrimp? How do you know? ”

"What the old monk said!"

"The turtle king has eight mung beans, the old monk said, the old monk said, do you think the old monk is a Xinhua dictionary?"

"What is the Xinhua dictionary, the little monk has never heard of?"

"You don't know, how can you know such a profound question!"

Dongfang Xiaoshu deliberately made a sloppy eye, and the little monk Huizhi, who didn't care about the side and wanted to continue talking, stood up and buried one nameplate after another under different tree roots.

After burying it, he clapped his hands and said:

"You don't have to make a gesture there, the waistband of your pants is almost up to your neck, obviously you can't wear it!"

"There is less than half a day's journey to Anxi Town, and I will buy you a new one when I get to Anxi Town, but there is no free lunch in the world, you can't eat and wear for nothing, so let's wash my clothes for ten or eight years!"

The little monk Huizhi, who was holding his pants and comparing the size, heard it, and fell to the ground with a grin, and just wanted to speak to refute, Dongfang Xiaoshu's voice continued to sound:

"Of course, my Dongfang Xiaoshu has always been fair and benevolent, as long as you are satisfied with your performance, I will appropriately reduce my time."

"But if you don't perform well, such as forgetting to wash your socks, you will be fined for one year."

"Of course, you can choose to repay the money, provided that you can repay the money at a rate that can keep up with the interest rate, and go!"

The little monk Huizhi's blue nose and swollen face suddenly turned from green to green, from green to blue, and he lay on the ground and didn't want to get up.

But after thinking about it, it seems that I also do this in the Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple, I only wash clothes, I don't need to cook, and I also have meat to eat, this business seems to be very cost-effective.

Thinking of this, the little monk Huizhi got up with a grunt, followed with a fart, and shouted as he walked: "Boss, it's decided!" ”

"Is it that I am too smart, or the little monk's head is broken, looking at the little monk's smile, how do I feel that he has taken advantage of me!"

"What a stupid hat!"

Dongfang Xiaoshu pursed his lips, and after dropping a sentence, he turned around and continued to walk eastward, not caring about the little monk Huizhi.

"Silly hat? The boss is definitely a person with great wisdom, and a few words contained a mystery that the little monk couldn't understand, ashamed, ashamed! ”

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