Anxi Town, guest tavern

"I haven't heard of it, I haven't heard of it, our Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple in the Western Regions was destroyed overnight, and it is the largest Buddhist temple in the Western Regions!"

"It is said that the Thousand Buddha Temples in the Central Plains are all branches of it, and if you say no, it will be gone, which is also too evil!"

A man with a roe deer head shook his head and said loudly, as if he was drunk. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"That was a few days ago, do you know why the number one temple in our Western Regions was destroyed overnight?"

Because the legend of the Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple has a "Buddha book", this "Buddha book" is commonplace, mainly because it is mixed with a picture, a picture that can become an immortal when you get it! ”

A strong man with loose hair and a scruffy beard said with a shy stomach and a flushed face, with a posture of seven disagreeing and eight not angry.

"Stinky feet three, where did you get the news, don't pour a few bowls of wine soup and talk nonsense!"

The roe deer-headed man weakened his momentum when he saw it, took a sip of wine, and said-for-tat.

"Mouse's eyes, don't be so unconvinced, Ah Hong of Cuixiangyuan is Lao Tzu's concubine, a few days ago, a person who claimed to be a poisonous scorpion door said that he leaked his mouth after drinking, and this only came to my ears, what we said is well-founded!"

The strong man with a scruffy beard patted his belly and said as a matter of course.

"Stinky feet three, I'm the most angry, just your pair of stinky feet, the wind can stink for eighty miles, how can Ah Hong take a fancy to you, I'm so dashing, my feet don't stink, why doesn't Ah Hong like me?"

The roe deer-headed man said with a hammered chest, looking extremely aggrieved, which caused laughter in the tavern.

"Mouse's eyes, Ah Hong said that you can't do it, the reason why Ah Hong gave me money for wine and let me drink is because Ah Hong said that Lao Tzu lives well!"

After the bearded strong man finished speaking, he immediately burst into laughter again, and the roe deer-headed man immediately blushed with shame and had a thick neck, wilted, bowed his head and drank, and stopped talking.

"Boss, what do you mean to live well?"

Sitting in an inconspicuous corner of the tavern, the little monk Huizhi asked curiously.

"What do you ask, you monk still want to try? By the way, I thought you were an honest person, but I didn't expect that you were also a lord who opened his eyes and said nonsense, the Temple of Ten Thousand Buddhas is the largest temple, and it was actually said that it was a small temple with only a few dozen monks, what do you have intentions? ”

"Lying is punishable, and the number of years of washing clothes and socks will be increased by another ten years!"

"But, bald, what do you say about that picture, don't be in a hurry to eat meat first, stop and stop, say!"

Dongfang Xiaoshu put down the wine bowl, rubbed his right hand against his eyebrows, and asked the little monk Huizhi with a smile in his eyes.

"Boss, where is there any picture of becoming an immortal, I have never heard of it, and the old monk has never said it, even the "Buddhist book" I only heard the old monk mention a few mouths, I don't know what it looks like! ”

The little monk Huizhi swallowed the meat in his mouth in two bites, his eyes were pure and free of impurities, and he whispered with a face full of grievances and busyness.

Dongfang Xiaoshu is also confused, and it is relieved to think about it, what a teenage monk can know is hearsay at best. Seeing Dongfang Xiaoshu's eyes looking away, the little monk Huizhi immediately grabbed his chopsticks, pinched two pieces of meat in a row, stuffed his mouth up, and chewed slowly

Make move.

"Mouse's eyes, I heard that the major immortal gangs are now arresting monks everywhere, could it be that the picture was brought out by the monks?"

The bearded strong man said to the roe deer-headed man, his face full of arrogance.

Just because Ah Hong chose him, he didn't choose the roe head rat man.

"Stinky feet three, I don't know if it's a picture, but it's true that the major immortal gangs are catching monks everywhere, if we find a monk and tell the immortals of the immortal gang, the benefits are great, maybe give a pill of elixir, we can call the wind and rain like the immortals, and drive the clouds and fog!"

As soon as the roe-headed man's voice fell, a pair of eyes in the tavern looked at the little monk Huizhi who was eating meat, and their eyes were full of doubt and greed.

The bearded strong man was about to stand up patting his stomach, the roe deer-headed man was looking at the mouse, his eyes were shining, and the little monk Huizhi who was full of meat was obviously stunned, and the lively and noisy tavern was instantly quiet, as if he could hear the squirming sound of the stomach.

Dongfang Xiaoshu, who was also stunned but reacted instantly, immediately said:

"Fake monk, there are really those who eat meat, it seems that our brother has to find another way, pretending to be a monk is not good!"

"Cut, it turned out to be a fake monk, a liar, go back and tell your mother-in-law, and if there is a monk to turn your fate, all of them will be called out, and they will ******all be liars!"

The crowd was in an uproar, and the tavern resumed its original bustle and hustle and bustle, and continued to laugh at you.

The man with the roe head and the mouse eyes turned his eyes, lowered his head and didn't know what he was calculating, and the strong man with a scruffy beard patted his stomach and drank the same wine as before, only occasionally glancing at the little monk Huizhi.

"Boss, things are a little bit bad?"

The little monk Huizhi finally swallowed the meat in his mouth, and said in a low voice.

"Eat first, after settling the account for a while, remember to walk calmly, especially when walking through mouse eyes and stinky feet, not only to be calm, but also to talk and laugh!"

Dongfang Xiaoshu took a sip of the wine in the bowl, said in a low voice, but looked away casually.

After drinking another bowl of wine, Dongfang Xiaoshu settled the account, carrying a pound of beef that he had packed, who called himself not full, and walked towards the door of the tavern.

"Huizhi, it's time to go to Lao Zhang's house today, the mother-in-law of the Zhang family said that her kid was frightened, you go to chant the scriptures, and you are scaring him when you are fine, I guess it's good!"

Dongfang Xiaoshu was carrying a bag of beef, and while picking his teeth, he said to the little monk Huizhi.

"Boss, didn't you hear what you just said that the Immortal Gang is catching monks now, the wind has been so tight recently, let's rest for two days, always do this, I really think of myself as a monk, and I will marry a daughter-in-law in the future!"

The little monk Huizhi picked up the conversation and said unhurriedly.

"Why don't we go to Cuixiangyuan today, how about finding you a woman?"

Dongfang Xiaoshu said jokingly.

"Boss, I'm a serious boy! Is it easy to keep yourself like jade for more than ten years? Shall we go now, or later? ”

The little monk Huizhi's eyes lit up and asked in a good way.

At this time, they had already walked out of the main entrance of the tavern, and the doubts in the eyes of the roe deer rat were finally relieved, and they decided that Huizhi was just a fake monk who was swindling.

The bearded strong man was still the same, and he couldn't see any change, but his hand slapping his stomach had slowed down a lot.

"Let's go, while my brother has money, I will add you some clothes, maybe the bustard of Cuixiangyuan sees that you look like a dog, and you are a chick, so you don't need money! Hahaha! ”

Fang Xiaoshu deliberately said in a laughter that every man could understand, and his voice was full of obscenity that could arouse the passion of men.

After visiting a few ready-to-wear shops and spending five taels of silver on the Oriental Xiaoshu again, the little monk Huizhi finally walked from the wilderness to reality.

The injured Dongfang Xiaoshu was greatly pained, and kept muttering that he had lost a lot of money, and the new Huizhi little monk looked at the Dongfang Xiaoshu with a bad face and immediately said:

"Boss, don't worry, I'll wash your clothes, socks, and cook for a lifetime!"

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