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The whole family is stupid!

The third sister almost fainted to the ground, "It's my brother!" ”

Mom was dumbfounded, "Damn! How did Xiao Ye go up! ”

The eldest sister was surprised: "How can it be my brother!" ”

Chenchen opens his mouth!

Grandpa and grandma widened their eyes, "Xiao Ye acting in a sketch? ”

……

Cctv.

Xu Yipeng was shocked, "What? ”

Chen Ye is also a spirit, "Why is he on stage?" ”

"Mistaken, right?"

"How could it be him?"

"What's wrong with me?"

"Why did Zhang Ye go up?"

The people in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala program team were stunned by this scene!

……

meager on.

"Come and see, Zhang Ye is out again!"

"Huh?"

"Zhang Ye is going to act in a sketch!"

"Is Beijing TV crazy?"

"Why did you find Zhang Ye to save the scene? Qu Haiying's accident has been an hour now, how did you come up with this sketch? ”

"Look at the program introduction sheet at the bottom of the screen!"

"What?"

"Performers: Zhang Ye, Yao Jiancai, Dong Shanshan?"

"I'm going to go!"

"I said, why didn't Dong Shanshan show up just now!"

"A host, two cross talk actors, and three blood laymen to act in sketches? I'm a little confused, any of you pinch me and tell me it's not true! ”

"Hurry up and call someone!"

"Yes, hurry up and call someone!"

"Take a look at the Beijing Spring Festival Gala. Something big is happening again! ”

"Zhang Ye took the stage finale sketch!"

"All over the world! Check it out! ”

"Will Zhang Ye act in a sketch?"

"The devil knows!"

"Yao Jiancai and Dong Shanshan are not good either!"

……

Haqiqi was stupid in front of the TV.

Fan Wenli Chen Guang was stupid in front of the TV.

The famous sketch actor Ci Xiufang looked at the familiar figure that appeared in the Spring Festival Gala in the capital, and was also taken aback, "Xiao Zhang? He? Acting in a sketch? ”

Now. Everyone is a little confused!

The people in the director team of the Beijing Spring Festival Gala were also sweating nervously, just a few staff members who prepared props, almost in the last five minutes to make a thing, and then ran to the stage to install it at the speed of a 100-meter race, at that time the host had already introduced the next program, and the curtain was about to open, which was really a thousand shots. I almost didn't catch up!

Chang Xiaoliang clenched his fists, "It's all hard!" Great work! ”

"It's not hard!"

"We're fine!"

"It's Mr. Zhang who works hard!"

"Whether it's dead or alive, it's up to Zhang Ye!"

"Come on, Mr. Zhang!"

"Teacher Zhang. It's up to you! ”

Hu Feihou's brother, Xiao Lu and the others were a little trembling in their hands, and their emotions were very unstable, which was a physical reaction caused by extreme tension!

Anxious!

Expect!

Disturbed!

But it was all to no avail!

The current stage can only be handed over to Zhang Ye, Yao Jiancai and Dong Shanshan!

Leave it to fate!

……

Scene.

The sketch begins!

The audience couldn't help but be shocked. Before they could fully react, they all stared at the stage. The palms of the hands subconsciously clapped up, and there was a roaring applause!

In the applause, Zhang Ye ran to the center of the stage, at this time he was completely like two people when he was talking about cross talk, his expression changed a little, and his clothes were changed, he was dressed in an ordinary sweater and jeans. While running, Zhang Ye also shouted: "It's over, it's over, it's over!" Something is wrong! The old bureau chief of our unit. Unfortunately, it was photographed by ******, and another one was sent down from above...... Uh, one. The new bureau will be rectified, and at this juncture, our section chief summoned me, usually I have so many small problems, I guess this time the job is not guaranteed, it's over! ”

******？

Send one down?

There were already audience members laughing.

Several sketch actors and some professionals who had performed before in the backstage were also stunned, and this sketch introduced all the backgrounds and characters clearly in one sentence. During the rectification? Summoned by the section chief? Can't get a job? And there is a burden in an introduction, and you can see the skill in just one sentence, which is obviously a standard sketch mode and idea! Very mature!

Who wrote this book?

Zhang Ye wrote it himself?

The camera showed the position of the desk, and at this time, many people realized that there was still a person sitting on the chair, sleeping with his hands propped up.

Dong Shanshan, who was dressed in a capable professional attire, lowered his head and snored.

Zhang Ye blinked cautiously and said softly, "Chief Ma? Chief Ma? ”

Dong Shanshan shook his head and woke up, "Ah, who?" Yo, little Hao, come in, come on. ”

Zhang Ye scratched his head: "I'm sorry to disturb your sleep." ”

Dong Shanshan picked up the teacup and smacked it a few times, "It's okay, I'll sleep for a while, don't delay!" ”

Spectator:

"Hahaha!"

"Poof!"

Applause!

Although there is not much laughter, many viewers' attention has been drawn to the work!

The scene fell silent.

Dong Shanshan stilted his legs, the leader was full of style, and said with a pressed hand: "Sit, recently, the family is very good?" ”

Zhang Ye sat on the sofa stiffly, holding his knees with his hands, "I still work in front of my eyes, what will happen in the future." Appointingly closed his eyes, "Leave it to fate!" ”

Someone is amused again!

Dong Shanshan glanced at him, "I heard that you like to play table tennis when you have nothing to do in the unit?" ”

Zhang Ye was taken aback, and hurriedly said, "I'll review!" I'm so playful! Playing table tennis hurts others and myself, if I play table tennis again in the future, I will waste my hands! He said loudly: "I, I reject Huang!" Say no to betting! Say no to Ping Pong! ”

As soon as these words came out, the audience was stunned, and then burst into laughter!

The burden was too sudden. Suddenly, no one was prepared, and they just laughed and exploded!

"Poofha!"

"Oops!"

"Hahaha!"

"Say no to ping-pong?"

"Why did you put the table tennis ball together with pornography, gambling, and drugs!"

If it weren't for the previous thing, the audience wouldn't have laughed like this. But just an hour ago, Han Li and the national table tennis team lost! also publicly shifted all the responsibility to Zhang Ye when the reporter interviewed! It was Zhang Ye who caused them to lose! At that time, many people were angry, and felt that the table tennis team was too ungraceful this time, what did Zhang Ye do? Losing is his thing?

Originally, everyone thought that the matter was over, and in the end, at most, it would be over, but it was beyond everyone's expectations. Unexpectedly, at the live broadcast of the Beijing Spring Festival Gala just an hour later, Zhang Ye took the stage, and he was directly damaged at the scene. And it is to damage them unabashedly!

The audience blew up!

Netizens also blew up!

"Awesome!"

"This is Zhang Ye!"

"Yes, this is Zhang Ye!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Refuse Huang, refuse to bet, refuse to pong? What did he think, he! ”

"Tick me off! This gang of table tennis teams, who do you say you mess with, why do you have to mess with him! Zhang Ye, what kind of character is this stinky-hooligan, it's not the first time you've seen it! You who are good and decent have to recruit him! See, no. This scolding is going to be coming soon! And it was still in the Spring Festival Gala. In front of a national audience! ”

"Laugh!"

"I just like Zhang Ye's temper!"

"This sketch is really a surprise!"

"Look at this book, it was written by Zhang Ye!"

"Nonsense, such a sinister line, no one can think of it except him!"

"I'm looking forward to it below!"

"My appetite has been lifted!"

"Han Li! You're in for a big deal! ”

"Pong team, you're in for a big deal! I've named you in the face! ”

Netizens are all as excited as if they have been beaten with chicken blood!

……

Abroad.

A hotel near the stadium.

After the game, the team went back to the hotel to rest, and the coach and the players were also talking about the loss, and everyone was okay after the discussion.

"Alright, let's get some rest." Head coach Liu Yifeng said.

Han Li was still chattering. "If it weren't for Zhang Ye's song......"

The assistant head coach said, "Don't click on his song when you see it." ”

A teammate said: "Han didn't know that Zhang Ye sang it!" ”

There was a team member next to him who didn't speak, and he kept using his mobile phone to watch the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala on the domestic network. Suddenly, he broadcast the live video of the Spring Festival Gala in Beijing.

The voice came out!

"I review! I'm so playful! Playing table tennis hurts others and myself, if I play table tennis again in the future, I will waste my hands! I, I refuse Huang refuses to bet on refusal to pong pong! ”

Everyone in the room was stunned!

"Who is this?"

"What's that?"

"Say no to ping-pong?"

"Who said that?"

Everyone in the team gathered around to take a look, and they were shocked and angry!

Zhang Ye!

Your uncle!

What are you going to do!?

……

on TV.

The sketch continues.

Dong Shanshan smiled meaningfully and said, "Let me tell you this, the newly transferred Director Yao, coincidentally, he also likes to play table tennis, hehe, you know how to do it, right?" ”

"Section Chief." Zhang Ye had a bitter gourd face, and Yin Yang suddenly said: "You will embarrass me!" At most, I can control myself and not fight, how dare I manage the director! ”

"Hahaha!"

"Who told you to take charge of the director, hey!"

"Hahaha!"

The audience laughed and became more and more emotionally engaged!

Dong Shanshan rolled his eyes angrily, stood up, and walked to Zhang Ye's side, "Hao Jian, your ability to comprehend intentions is also too poor. The reason is because you don't seek to be motivated ideologically, let me tell you, if you continue like this, you will be a member of the department in this life! ”

Zhang Ye stood up with a look of surprise and said excitedly: "Really? Then I'm relieved! The job is finally stable! "Bow deeply!

Spectator:

"Hahahaha!"

"Oops, I can't do it!"

"Zhang Ye owes so much for this appearance! Hahaha! ”

"What a good performance!"

"Both of them acted so well!"

Warm applause!

Dong Shanshan helplessly held his forehead, pointed at him and said, "Hao Jian! Now it's your hobby that collides with the leader's hobby, what kind of opportunity is this? They both raised their hands and shouted, "This is a corpse that makes your ancestors cheat...... What a chance! Aren't you excited? ”

The audience laughed!

Zhang Ye blinked, "Where's the excitement?" ”

Dong Shanshan was convinced, dragged him and said: "Come on, you sit down, you see, you are the only one who can play table tennis, so if you play table tennis and make the leader comfortable, then won't you become a celebrity around the leader?" ”

Zhang Ye didn't know why, "Red? ”

Dong Shanshan snapped his fingers, looked at him and said: "Zhang Xiaohe (a fictional character in this world, the character experience is similar to Wei Xiaobao in Zhang Ye's world), accompany the emperor to practice martial arts, so what happened to Zhang Xiaohe in the end?" ”

Zhang Ye blinked: "...... Eunuchs. ”

"Poofha!"

"Eunuch?"

"Oops!"

"Hahaha!"

Once again, the audience burst into laughter!

Dong Shanshan was completely convinced, got up and said speechlessly: "Okay, you don't need to understand." She took a few steps to the desk, "From today onwards, your only task at work every day is to practice table tennis, put that work on the line, and prioritize it!" He took a sip of tea from his cup.

Zhang Yehan said: "Then I can't leave my work and play with the leader every day!" After a pause, he added, "Isn't that a sycophant?" ”

Dong Shanshan squatted down the teacup and sat down, Erlang's legs were cocked, his eyes were horizontal, and he said with an accent close to Northeast dialect: "Who are you talking about?" Who are the sycophants? ”

"That's not what I meant!" Zhang Ye hurriedly explained.

Dong Shanshan shook his hair and said in a loud voice: "If you can do it, you can do it!" If you can't do it, you'll go! Give me that slot, hey, I'm telling you. She said loudly, word by word: "Our country! There is no shortage of people who can play table tennis! ”

The audience burst into applause!

"Hahaha!"

"Good!"

"Good!"

"Hahaha!"

The audience laughed and applauded, and some people were about to fall off their chairs!

……

Abroad.

Liu Yifeng's faces were blackened by several coaches!

Han Li and the rest of the team members all had green faces!

I grass!

What the is this sketch!?

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[Happy Lantern Festival, I'll write more today.] 】

…… (To be continued.) )