Looking at the student council close by, I happily walked in, "President, hello everyone!" When I opened the door, I saw that the other members of the student council and Ben Lianli ignored me, and I walked over curiously as I saw a small hedgehog with a leg wound and a bandage in the box, looking at us tremblingly. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Wow, it's a hedgehog!"

Hearing my voice, all three of them glared at me at the same time, "Be quiet!"

I immediately shrank my head and whispered, "Where did you find out?"

"We didn't find it, it was the president who found it!"

"That's where you found out, President, you know that it's rare to see a little hedgehog here!"

"Oh, I found it in the grass on my way to school, and I saw that it looked like it was injured and brought it here!"

"Well, yes, it will be a long time, if you don't bring it here, I'm afraid it will die in a few days!"

Hearing my words, the president's face showed a gentle smile, and he reached out to touch the little guy, but the little hedgehog probably didn't feel safe because he came to a strange place, and immediately erected his thorn when he saw the president stretch out his hand!

Seeing this, the president smiled and said, "It seems that this little guy is still very afraid of life!"

"Well, it's probably a little guy judging by its size after all!"

When the president heard my words, he showed a distressed expression, and when he saw this, I asked, "President, what are you doing?"

"It's okay, it's just that I don't know what to do with this little guy, after all, you can't keep pets in school!"

"In that case, how about letting this little guy go!"

Hearing this, the chairman showed a painful expression and said, "But it's already injured, if you put it back, will it ~~~?"

"Don't worry, this hedgehog is so young, there should be parents, but there shouldn't be too many problems in the future!"

Hearing my words, Mo Canglan pushed his glasses and said, "No~ I think this little hedgehog should have no parents, or it was abandoned by its parents!"

I asked curiously, "Oh, how did you see that?"

The president was also curious and asked, "Yes, why, why are you sure that this guy was abandoned by his parents!"

"Hmph, of course I reasoned it!" After speaking, the four eyes pushed his glasses in a nutshell

"Hey, you guy, don't pretend to be Conan out there, tell me your reasoning, bastard!"

"Hmph, in that case, Uncle Ben will let you see my excellent reasoning skills!"

"If you don't say it again, then don't blame me for being rude!"

"Don't be so violent, okay, I said it's not okay!" Mo Canglan pushed the frame of his glasses and looked at the president with a wise eye, "President, let me ask you, when you found this little hedgehog, were there any other hedgehogs around it?"

"Isn't that, if the president finds out that there are other hedgehogs around, then the president won't ask you!"

"Can you not be so anxious, you know, this is a normal procedure, understand, if you dare to interrupt me again, I won't say anything!"

"Okay, okay, you're a brother, it's okay if I'm wrong!"

"Well, that's about the same time, can you restore this little hedgehog in detail!"

"Well, yes, I remember it was about seven o'clock in the morning, I was rushing from home to school, but I found this little guy in a lump of grass on the way, I saw that his leg was injured, so I bandaged it with gauze, and then I thought this little guy was quite pitiful, so I put it in the student council!"

"Okay, so there are no other hedgehogs around where you're holding the little hedgehog, right?"

The president thought for a moment and nodded, "Well, yes, I can guarantee that there are no other hedgehogs near where I hold this little hedgehog!"

"Okay, I see, then I'll ask you another question, President, that is, did you feed the little hedgehog when you brought it here?"

"Well, I thought it should be hungry, so I bought a small loaf of bread and put it in the box!"

"Well, that means you've fed it a piece of bread in the morning, and it's still good to eat in the afternoon, right?"

"Well, yes, but is there any connection?"

Hearing this, Mo Canglan proudly pushed the frame of his glasses and said proudly, "Hmph, since that's the case, let me give you a gorgeous reasoning!"

"Hey, Four-Eyes, don't tell me the reason you reasoned because this little hedgehog ate too much, so you came to the fact that this little guy was abandoned!"

Hearing my words, Mo Canglan's expression froze obviously: "You guy, you can't really think like this, right?"

When I said this, Mo Canglan's face turned obviously red, but he still said stiffly, "What's the matter, isn't this reasoning very good, because this little guy was abandoned by his parents, so he hasn't eaten food for the past few days, so he is so hungry."

"Your reasoning, I'm also drunk, as long as it's any wandering creature, no matter how much food you give it, it will give you to eat, think back then, I wore a praying mantis, and I wanted it to eat enough, so I went to catch three grasshoppers and came back, but the next day the mantis was strangled to death, this is really a sad story, so do you understand!"

"Well, I see you're an idiot!"

"You're a fool!"

"If you're not stupid, why would you give that praying mantis so many grasshoppers!"

"Of course I'm here to see how praying mantis eat!"

"And what about the result?"

"It was a bunker!"

"You two are talking about the little hedgehog right now, what the hell are you talking about!"

Looking at the president who was about to go berserk, I said calmly, "President, we are discussing the amount of food for the wandering creatures!"

"You two, hurry up and give me my attention, or I'll keep the little hedgehog on both of your faces!"

Hearing this, Mo Canglan and I shook our bodies, "President, don't do such a cruel thing, you must know that I eat with my face, if you really treat that little guy."

In my face, then I'm broken!"

"I didn't care!"

"President, do you want to say that even if I break my appearance, you will like me, I'm so touched!"

The president smiled softly and said, "No, I mean, 'If you break your appearance, then you won't be in school, then I won't have to accept your daily harassment!"

"Woo~~President, I feel that my heart is broken now~~"

"It's okay, your filthy broken mind is equivalent to purification!"

"Wow~~" I pretended to vomit a mouthful of blood and lay on the table, the poisonous tongue of the president is really too powerful!

"Wanying, I found that your poisonous tongue skills are even more powerful than before!" Vice President, you speak my mind!

"Is that so, well, maybe it's because I recently got a sandbag for me to practice!"

"President, President, am I a punching bag in your eyes?"

The president pretended to be surprised and said, "Wow, you actually found out, yes, in my heart you are a sandbag used to train my poisonous tongue!"

"Wow, President, I don't think you need to hone your poisonous tongue skills anymore, you've reached the MAX level!"

"No, I'm still too young now, I have to remember the saying that there are people outside of people, and there are heavens outside of heaven!"

"No, President, you are invincible now, you don't have to train so hard anymore, please be merciful, boss, let me go!"

Hearing this, the chairman showed a determined look in his eyes and said, "Now I have two goals, as long as I can accomplish these two goals, I can relax for a while!"

"yes, then what is your goal, President!"

"First, I'm going to make my poisonous tongue as good as Venus!"

Hearing this, I wiped the cold sweat on my head, "No~~ It won't grow, this goal is too ambitious, Venus's poisonous tongue skill is already an existence that is incomparable to our mortals."

Now, President, let's talk about your second goal!"

The president looked at me with a deep voice, "Well, my second goal is to break your defenses and make you tremble under my poisonous tongue!"

"No~ I'm already trembling under your poisonous tongue, President, and why are you always targeting me, my young heart is very hurt!"

"No, you're not at all what I expected, and as for why I want to target you, that's the result of my careful consideration!"

"So what do you want me to be, and I'd love to hear your reasons for me!"

"My goal is to make you tremble under my poisonous tongue, so I have deliberately divided it into three levels, the first is the primary stage, and the second is to make you cry bitterly under my poisonous tongue, and the second one

The level is to let you self-reflect under my poisonous tongue, and the third and most important level is to let you think about life and reshape values under my poisonous tongue, as for the other question you said, what is the reason for me to target you, let me tell you compassionately, this student union has only three people besides me, Jia'er is my good friend, of course I can't treat her like this, Mo Canglan, this guy's soul is too fragile, there is no challenge at all, so I can only target you!"

"I can't even refute it, but I know that my heart is also very fragile, as a really big husband like you!"

"No, after these days of observation, I have found that the strength of your mind is directly proportional to the thickness of your skin, so my husband!" Look at the president who is sticking out his thumbs, please let me show it

Make a sad face!