Chapter 10: The Hedgehog (2)
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When I saw the president's appearance, I burst into tears, and if the president could give me half of this tenderness, then I would definitely die of happiness, "President, why can't you give me half of your love for small animals!"
When the president heard my words, he squinted at me, "The animals are so cute, of course I have to be gentle with them!" As for you~~"
"Woo~~ President, can't I even compare to a small animal in your eyes!"
"Needless to say, it definitely can't compare!"
"That's right, Wu Xiaotian, how can you be comparable to small animals!"
"But Howling Sky Dog, if you really want to compete with the small animal for Lin Wanying's favor, then you can change back to your original form!"
"What is Wu Xiaotian's true face, it's really curious!"
"President, you've seen Journey to the West!"
"I'm sure I've seen it!"
"Then do you remember one of the dogs under Jiro God!"
"You mean that Wu Xiaotian's body is the Howling Sky Dog!"
"That's right!"
Hearing this, the president looked at me with excited eyes, "Wu Xiaotian said this, can you become a dog?"
Seeing the president's 'I'm curious' eyes, I smiled bitterly and said, "Are you stupid, President, if I can turn into a dog, do you still need to stay here!"
"If Wu Xiaotian can really turn into a dog, then I guess he should be at the dinner table now!"
"That's right, I'm on the dinner table~~Ahh
"Yo, your little teeth still want to bite me, so let's get over it now!"
Seeing this, I hurriedly waved my hand and said, "Just kidding, just kidding, how could I do such a mindless thing!"
"Count you as a kid!"
Seeing Hu Jia'er withdraw her fist, I breathed a sigh of relief, and then glared at the culprit Mo Canglan, but that guy didn't react to this at all, I began to question what the president said, this guy is so thick-skinned, how can his heart be fragile!
"President, I protest!"
The president, who was watching the hedgehog, heard my words, turned his head and asked, "What are you protesting for?"
"Elder Four-Eyed, that guy's skin is so thick, how can you be fragile in his heart!"
Hearing this, the chairman shook his finger and said, "No, no, no~~ Wu Xiaotian, you are still too naïve, Mo Canglan is now pseudo-thick-skinned, not really thick-skinned, he is just a needle
It's like this for familiar people.,His mind is very fragile to know~~~."
Before the president finished speaking, Mo Canglan on the side hurriedly interrupted the president's words: "President~~President~~Don't forget to promise me!"
Seeing Mo Canglan in such a hurry, the president smiled and covered his mouth and said, "Oops, I'm sorry I forgot!"
"Lin Wanying, I think you just want to talk about that matter, right?"
"Why, how could I do such an undisciplined thing!"
"No, I think you've done a lot of this kind of thing!"
"Oh, yes, since I'm an undisciplined person in your heart, then I'll tell you what you asked me to promise!"
"No~~ President, you can't do this!"
"Why? Isn't it normal for me to be so undisciplined and not to keep my promise?"
Looking at the president pretending to have an innocent expression, I just want to say one thing, and sure enough, the powder is cut and it is black, where is my goddess-like president!
"I'm so sorry I just said it, President You can't even hold the Holy Grail!"
"Holy Grail?"
"Well, it's a very sacred cup!"
"Is that so?"
Looking at the appearance of the president, I despised Mo Canglan fiercely in my heart, didn't you just see the Holy Grail, and you dared to pretend to be in front of me, and Uncle Ben didn't speak here after reading countless comics, you dare to play such a little trick in front of me, see if I don't demolish you!
I made a puzzled look and said, "Holy Grail? Is that the cup full of the evils of this world?"
Mo Canglan kept giving me a look when he heard this, but Uncle Ben was very unhappy, so he didn't bother to pay attention to you, yes, I was so willful!
Sure enough, when he heard my words, the president's eyes showed a trace of curiosity, a trace of incomprehension, and a trace of doubt: "What! What are you talking about?"
When the president asked, I knew that the president had already taken the bait, "The holy grail I'm talking about is from the anime, but I don't know it's different from what Four Eyes said!"
"Don't worry about that, tell me what you mean by that chalice!"
Hearing this, I squinted at Mo Canglan, whose face was pale, and couldn't stop snickering in my heart, but on the surface, I still have to pretend to be very innocent, it's really ~ cool!
"Hmm~~ The Holy Grail I'm talking about is actually an item in a series called Fate, but this item is very unlucky, because this Holy Grail is loaded with a lifetime
That's why the evil thoughts of the world are called the evil of this world!"
After I finished speaking, I saw that the president's face had now turned iron-blue, but I belonged to the people who watched the excitement and didn't do a lot of things, so I said how could I let this go so easily
What about this bastard, "Well, if it's my reasoning, then what Four Eyes said would have a meaning!!
I didn't say the rest of the words, after all, judging from the president's IQ, she wouldn't not understand such a simple thing, and sure enough, the president looked at Mo Canglan with a sneer, and said, "Oh, Mo
Do you mean that my discipline is worse than the evil of this world?"
Mo Canglan wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and said, "No~~No~ President, I definitely didn't mean that~~ Didn't that guy also say that it was the Holy Grail in the anime, he is different from the Holy Grail I said~~It's different~~"
"Oh, yes, what do you mean by telling me about the Holy Grail?"
"My Holy Grail~~My Holy Grail~~ President is not the time to talk about this, our first task now is to think about what to do with this little hedgehog, right?"
"Okay, I'll write down the account for you this time, and I'll settle the account with you later!"
After speaking, the president turned around and continued to observe her little hedgehog, Mo Canglan wiped the cold sweat on his forehead when he saw this, and sat down in his chair tremblingly.
Mo Canglan glanced at me when he heard this, and said, "Stimulate your uncle!"
"I'm sorry I don't have an uncle!"
Hearing this, Mo Canglan gritted his teeth and looked at me and said, "Howling Sky Dog, you guy is really powerful!"
"Haha, this is called the rotation of mountains and rivers, you are unlucky today!"
"Hmph, forget it, I don't care about the villain, and I don't care about the dog!"
"Oh, yes, but I'm curious right now about what happened to you and the president!"
"You don't need to know about this!"
"But I really want to know~~ Look at my sincere big eyes!"
As I spoke, I kept blinking in front of Mo Canglan, and Mo Canglan turned his head to the side directly, "Lose money, your appearance has caused my spirit."
It's a great injury, I guess I can't sleep tonight, hurry up and pay me money!"
I slapped Mo Canglan's outstretched hand aside, "Four-eyed, who is with whom, don't mention money, it hurts your feelings!"
"No, I don't think the two of us have anything to do but money!"
"That's sad!"
"yes, then you lose money quickly!"
"Alright, alright, I'll burn it to you when you're dead!"
"Hurry up and get out of here, what money do I need when I die!"
"What if, if you really need money when you die, what a painful thing it will be if you don't have money at that time!"
"Thank you for your concern, but I don't think I need to think about it that long-term, and it's not certain which of the two of us will die first!"
"If you two really want to die, I'm more than happy to serve you!"
Looking at Hu Jia'er who was moving her wrists, I felt that my scalp was numb, why is this woman so violent, and why is this woman's strength so great, is this world swollen!
"No, I don't think I have finished watching all the anime, so I won't die so early!"
"yes, what a pity!"
"yes, that's a pity!"
"Oh, then Mo Canglan, would you like to die once!"
"No, I haven't gotten a girlfriend yet, I won't die so early!"
"What a superficial reason!"
"What's wrong with my reason, it's great, okay, it's much greater than Wu Xiaotian's otaku reason!"
"Well, you two aren't a great reason to do anything!"
"Oh, yes, we're sorry for insulting your ears for our vulgar reasons, so can you tell me about your noble reasons!"
"Of course, the reason I didn't die was because I didn't have a sweaty battle!"
"What the hell is this reason, this is a society governed by the rule of law, how can it give you a sweaty battle!"