Chapter 29: Volunteer Activities (2)
What the hell, this guy is so arrogant for Mao, and why do I hear the other party's voice faintly hairy, what the hell is going on! Could it be that the other person is really someone I know? But it's not right.,If you know me, then you should know that you shouldn't call me on Saturday and Sunday.,Even if you call, you'll give me the name and reason as soon as possible so that I don't hang up the phone before I get angry.,And even if there's really something big at school, it's supposed to be the guy with four eyes to call me to inform me.,So what is this woman swollen about?,Although I know my name, I've been finding fault from head to toe!
So to sum up, this guy must be a liar who doesn't know where to get my information, yes, only this explanation is reasonable, the other party is a premeditated liar, she doesn't know where to get my information, and wants to scam me from the phone!
Huh~~ But it's not right, what did the other party deceive me! The call was made by her, and there is no such thing as wasting my phone bill, and the other party has not said a word about fraud from the beginning to the present, am I mistaken? The other party is not a liar! How is it possible~~~ How could I be so wise and martial art, how could I be wrong, the other party must be a liar, as for why she hasn't said the question of money, it's because she hasn't officially entered the topic, yes, so far, I've only said a few words in total with the liar opposite, obviously I haven't entered the liar's script!
According to my rigorous logic and careful judgment, it can be seen that the liar is saying this sentence {Oh, Wu Xiaotian, I will give you twenty minutes, if you don't come, then you will bear the consequences!} It should be a sign that the deception has officially begun!
According to the common sense of ordinary people, after the other party says this, he should ask a question: {Go to school!} Why? And if the other party hears you say this, it is estimated that they will make up a lot of messy things, such as your parents were hit by a car at school, or your younger brother was beaten by a bad boy at school, or even more directly said that our homeroom teacher fell into the sewer and broke his leg! Anyway, he will say a lot of nonsense, and his mouth will be summed up in one sentence, that is, {Hurry up and transfer the money, I'll help you hand over the money!} }
Hmph, this liar's way of thinking is too simple, but even if she is unlucky to meet me today~ah~ha~ha~~ha~~ha~~ But I'm going to have a good time with this liar to let her know how terrifying it is to know the person opposite her!
{Go to school?} Why! I started to follow my script, and the next thing I had to do was to see what the crook on the other side was supposed to do, and I stared at my phone with an excited and nervous expression1 and waited for an answer from the other side!
{Hah!} Why do you say, didn't I tell you yesterday, let you come to the school at nine o'clock today, you see it's more than nine o'clock now, hurry up and come over to me, you're alone here! The director's script is wrong, what should I do if this liar doesn't play according to the routine, and after the liar said this, I feel as if I really forgot an important thing, but forget it, since I can't think about it, the most important thing at the moment is to leak the true face of this liar to prove my wisdom!
Well, maybe this liar is too shy, I should deliberately show my flaws to seduce the other party, that's right, that's it {oops, my brother went out today to make an appointment with someone else, I'm really worried!} It should be obvious to say this, please, you old liar, don't pretend to be so reserved, okay, hurry up and say it, okay, it's good for both of us, right!
{Wu Xiaotian, your brain is wat, when did you have a younger brother!} Hurry up and come to school for me, don't play tricks on me from home! I can still have a good time here, I said that you still don't tell your purpose, such an unprofessional liar, I still see it for the first time, other liars should call me brothers, how can there be such a thing as you!
I decided to try again one last time to see if this scammer could be hooked {Oops, brother, what do you say, how could I not have a brother, you said that my brother was beaten up in the hospital and needed money, right, you said I would call you as much as you needed!} This time, the liar on the other side should be able to be fooled, this is equivalent to putting the food in front of her defenselessly, I don't believe that this guy still shows his true colors!
{Wu Xiaotian, is your brain really broken, do you need me to call 120 for you.} www.biquge.infoHearing the worried voice on the other side, I felt that I was nakedly despised, and I didn't play cards for Mao, a liar!
Forget it, my heart is tired, I broke the jar and said {The liar on the other side!} You really don't have any professional ethics at all, I said it so obviously, why don't you show your true colors, everyone knows this matter, don't you and I just have a scene, as for wasting each other's precious time! }
{I~No~ I~~~Liar!} Hearing the sound of gritting my teeth on the other side, I shook my head helplessly, why is this liar so persistent, I have seen through her true identity, what else is she hiding from there, just admit that she is a liar, what's the big deal, although this business is a bit embarrassing, but the big husband has cute big!
I said in an extremely perfunctory and helpless tone {Yes~~Yes~~ Yes~~ You're not a liar, right~~~ Why are you so dead-eyed, you can admit that you are a liar as soon as possible, rest assured that I won't look down on the liar industry! }
{I'm not~~~}
{You don't need to explain when you are old, I know you may have just debuted and are still constrained by your self-esteem, but you must lose your discipline as soon as possible and hone your face so that you can survive in the complex and chaotic workplace of liars!} }
After listening to my words, the other side was silent for a while, and then roared and said{Mo Canglan~~You roll over to me~~ Tell the guy on the other side whether I am a liar or not~~~~}
Hey, how did that liar know that my best friend's name is Mo Canglan, a liar shouldn't be able to investigate my information in such detail, could it be that I guessed wrong? The guy on the other side isn't a liar?! But if she's not a liar, then who is the other party?
Just as I was thinking about who the other person was, a gloating voice came out of my phone {haha~~Howling Dog~~ You're finished!} Hearing this voice, I said, okay, I really guessed wrong, the other party is definitely not a liar, if that group of liars can really imitate Mo Canglan's underwhelming voice, I am willing to be deceived!
It's a shame to be dead~~ It's a shame to be dead~~~ I actually treat the students of the same school as liars, there is really nothing more embarrassing and embarrassing than this!