Under a towering ginkgo tree at school, I confessed to the president {President, I like you, please be my girlfriend!} }

The president opened her lips and was about to speak. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info The piercing phone woke me up from my dream!

{Uncle's!} Who is it! I don't know if it's Saturday, and I don't let people have a good rest, Lao Tzu's dream has dissipated like this, bastard, I'll see who is so bold to call me on Saturday, see if I don't teach him how to behave! I grabbed the mobile phone that was still ringing, and I obviously didn't recognize the mobile phone number when I saw it! It turned out to be a call from a stranger, so should I be angry at the other person, after all, the other party may just be making the wrong call, and if I am angry for this reason, it will not seem that I am uneducated?

If the other party is just an ignorant little Lori, then my sin is even greater.,Because I want to celebrate my mother's birthday and specially call to inquire but didn't find out that the number I dialed was wrong, and after connecting the phone, I was greeted with a reprimand.,And then poor little Lori kept apologizing to the person in tears.,Since then, that little Lori has suffered from the symptoms of a fear phone!

{Ahh!!! I kept banging my head against the wall while shouting {I'm really a sinner, I'm really a sinner, I actually did such a heart-wrenching thing, is there any point in living in the world to a scum like me, I actually destroyed the life of a little Lori, I'm really guilty, no, I'm going to kill myself!} Just as I was about to get out of bed and get a kitchen knife?! Well~~ There's nothing wrong with it, but when I committed suicide with a kitchen knife, the vibration of my mobile phone told me that all this was just my brain supplement!

My thoughts finally broke free from the illusions I had created, and I let out a long breath and wiped the cold sweat from my head. Great, great, it turns out that everything just now is fake!

Thankfully, fortunately! Just when I picked up my phone and was about to answer, another question came to my mind, that is, what if the guy opposite not only did not make a mistake but premeditated prank, what if I used a soft voice to be considered a good bully by the guy on the other side, you must know that the more humble you are in the face of this kind of prank, the more they will kick their noses in the face.

So now I'm faced with a stark choice, whether the person on the other side is a mistake or a prank, and that's a question, depending on the tone of voice I should use to answer the phone.

After thinking about it for a while, I finally found out a fact, that is, why don't I ask the guy on the other side directly, so that it will be clear whether the other party made a mistake or deliberately found fault!

{Hahaha~~~~ I'm really a genius! This method can make me come up with it haha~~~ It's a shame, but fortunately I'm the only one......} After I felt the crow fly above my head, I answered the phone that was still ringing!

{Excuse me, you are!} At this time, I am ready to do both, if the other party makes the wrong call, then I will show my own cross-macro side, but if the other party is not so hum~~ I will let him taste what is called a strong mouth, no matter what reason the other party has, as long as it is not the wrong call, then do not listen, do not cry and kneel to sing and conquer me, I am worthy of the title of the strong king!

{Ha~~~ Who am I, you ask?} Can't you hear me! Listening to the other side of the surprised and confused look at me, what do you mean, do I know the other party?

In order to confirm whether I really know each other, I cautiously asked{Hmm~~, do we know each other!} You didn't make the wrong call! }

{Ha~~ If your name is Wu Xiaotian and you are a pervert, then I should be right! }

{Stop~~~stop~~ Although my name is Wu Xiaotian, I'm not a pervert, so you should have made the wrong call! That's right, although I think what the other party said should be me, but if I admit it, doesn't it mean that I'm a pervert, and I can't admit this kind of thing, and now a pure, innocent and kind young man like me has become a rare creature in society, I really can't understand that someone like me can slander me as a pervert, and what's even more incredible is that there are still people who believe such rumors, it's incredible!

Just when I was sighing about humanity, there was a burst of sarcastic laughter on the phone on the other side {haha~~~ That's right, just with your perverted voice, I guarantee that you are definitely the person I am looking for! }

Hearing this, I was immediately displeased, what is called a perverted voice, my voice is so ethereal, where is there a trace of perverted breath, this time I am sure that the opposite side is definitely here to find fault, although the opposite is a woman, but whatever, if she doesn't let her cry bitterly and bow her head to admit that I am wrong, I will be worthy of the title of the king of my own mouth [This girl, what you said is not right, what is called a perverted voice, although my voice is not as good as those famous idols, but it can be regarded as a male god-level voice! That's right, I'm going to say it in elegant words, the other party is speechless, and finally kneels down and apologizes!

{Hahaha~~~ Male God~~~ I think it's a male nerve~~Did you take medicine today~~~Hahahaha.....} This slutty voice makes me really want to press the other party's face directly in the shit basin and make her laugh, she can still laugh when I see it, if it weren't for the fact that the other party is a woman, I kept a trace of the bottom line and didn't make a big move directly, but the guy on the other side really can't chat, this naked fault finding makes me not teach her a good lesson, I feel sorry for the society, sorry for the people, sorry for myself, so for the society, for the people, for myself, I decided not to show mercy to my subordinates, Demacia!

{Hey~~~ Don't make trouble, you come to school quickly, everyone else is here and you're missing! Originally, I began to accumulate strength and amplify it, but when the other party said this, I was directly suffocated, and I almost didn't suffocate my internal injuries!

But after being reminded by the other party, I really think I really feel that I have forgotten an important thing, but forget it, the most important thing now is to teach the guy on the other side a lesson{ If you tell me to pass, I will pass, then I am very faceless, and who are you, do I know you! }

The other party was silent for a while, and then I could feel the gloomy atmosphere on the other side through the phone {Oh, Wu Xiaotian, I'll give you twenty minutes, if you don't come, then you will bear the consequences!} }