Having said that, Ke Xin and other Miss World were slightly embarrassed, Lao Huo's words were a bit of a pun, not only talking about the scene in "Dream of Red Mansions", but also a true portrayal of the so-called party that these men and women were having at this time. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

In fact, this is really the case, on this day and this occasion, is it not a continuation and epitome of the Red Mansion in today's society? Although it is not as "Jiuchi Meat Forest" as the former Minister of Railways Liu Zhijun's "Red Mansion Draft", it is not much worse in essence.

Is it embroidered velvet remnants, rolling up half a curtain of incense mist, and the slender hands come by themselves, making the cuckoo cry and jealous. Stay, stay, don't let the spring light go.

Lao Huo was very shrewd, and immediately saw their discomfort, and quickly jumped over: "As for "Water Margin", the favorite thing for a group of heroes and heroes in it to do, in addition to robbing the rich and helping the poor, and doing the right thing for heaven, is that eating meat in large pieces and drinking wine in a big bowl is the most comfortable, so to summarize "Water Margin" in one sentence, that is, wine needs to be drunk in a big bowl, everyone has no opinion on this, right?" ”

"Haha! No comments! All the King Kongs laughed and said, "Let's replace this small wine glass with a big bowl in a while, so that we can enjoy it!" ”

Lao Huo smiled and talked about the next one: "Let's finally talk about "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", there are many scenes of drinking, but the most famous should be Cao Cao's invitation to Liu Bei to eat, cook wine with green plums, and talk about the heroes of the world." The green plum boiled wine bucket is new. The weather is like a dead spring. Under the flowers in the south of the east city, meet the person you like. Back to embroider the coat, show the fragrance. Romance. This situation is struggling, a thousand-foot gossamer, provoking Chaoyun. Therefore, to summarize the Three Kingdoms with a sentence related to wine, that is, the wine should be cooked and drunk! ”

"Good!" Speaking of this, everyone applauded, especially for this big boss Huo who also read out a poem written by later generations about green plum boiled wine, which was used just right, which was amazing.

Before the cheering stopped, Lao Huo began to talk about the next paragraph, "Seeing that everyone is so happy, I will tell you another witty phrase that is the most appropriate for what we usually say and hear." Regarding "Journey to the West", the four masters and apprentices set off from the Tang Dynasty and traveled to various countries, although they later relied on fate, but it was also because they were lost or spent. At the earliest, from the farewell in Chang'an, they were all gold bowls, gold silk robes, and black gold Zen sticks given by the Tang Dynasty, and the travel expenses were also dozens of taels of gold, all of which were public funds. So Journey to the West, to put it bluntly, is actually a publicly-funded tour! ”

"Oh?" Everyone was stunned for a moment, then nodded one after another, and some people ridiculed wantonly: "That's really the case, it seems that if it is put to this day, according to the requirements of the eight regulations, it is expressly prohibited!" ”

"Hmm!" Lao Huo nodded, "The next ones seem to be expressly forbidden!" In this "Dream of Red Mansions", every day, there are officials of all sizes who come and go in and out of the green building, laughing in the beautiful bushes, and what they use is definitely not their own money, but the government's money, so in a word, the Red Chamber is public money to find prostitutes! ”

"Haha!" Everyone laughed and felt justified.

Lao Huo said again: "As for "Water Margin", it is better to understand! These green forest heroes eat and drink a lot every day with the money they get from robbing corrupt officials and corrupt officials, and the vast majority of these people's fat and ointment are public funds, so they are typical public funds to eat and drink. ”

Without waiting for everyone to laugh, Lao Huo continued, and this statement was the end: "When it comes to the Three Kingdoms, whether it is a generation of nobles like Cao Cao and Yuan Shao, or a declining emperor like Liu Bei, or a cloth cloth grassroots like Zhuge Liang, count it and fight back and forth, in a word, it is to be able to travel with public funds, find prostitutes with public funds, and eat and drink at public funds!" ”

"Hahaha! You can say that again! All the King Kong applauded and laughed: "Old Huo! That's a profound statement! Much deeper than those of us who come into contact with public funds every day! ”

As soon as they cheered, the Miss World also applauded, although most of what Lao Huo just said was a topic between men, but after all, Lao Huo was the food and clothing parents of their trip to Xijing, so applause was a must. As a result, the richest man in Xijing won a full house.

Old Huo Xiaona arched his hand at everyone: "Thank you for giving face!" I just watched these paragraphs a few days ago, and I thought it was quite interesting, so I added my own understanding and told everyone to listen to it, but please have fun! ”

Thangka smiled and picked up the cup: "Mr. Huo is too modest!" The eyes of the masses are bright, and the series of jokes of your four famous novels are amazing, which are both funny and thought-provoking. The disadvantages of the needle are very old-fashioned cross talk. I see, you Lao Huo can be a cross talk artist in our Xijing Cultural Center, there must be a lot of people watching it, and when the time comes, we will all go to cheer, and we will definitely make you popular again in the literary circle! ”

Lao Huo Chong owed him a debt: "Tang is less than a prize!" I'm happy with myself, how can I have such a high level, if I really practice a trick and a half in the future, please go and cheer for it! By the way, shall we continue? ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" Everyone nodded: "Mr. Huo, you can serve a cup, order the general first, let her accompany you to drink a full cup, and then perform the show!" ”

"Good, good!" Lao Huo turned his gaze to the fairy beside Lao Ni, and said with a smile: "Actually, we ignored one person today, that is, the top three in the selection of the world sister." So, I now solemnly launch our Tanhua, Miss Lin Yiran! ”

"Good!" All King Kong applauded.

I saw this Lin Yiran stand up in response, picked up the wine glass, and owed everyone a debt.

This debt is not tight, and it immediately makes all men's eyes light up.

Why? Because when I was introduced just now, this Lin Yiran may have worn a short coat because he was afraid of the cold, so he didn't feel anything special. But after sitting down at this moment, because she had drunk some wine, she was a little feverish, so she took off this short coat and put it on the back of the chair.

I saw that she was wearing a tight light blue dress inside, she herself was similar to Zhong Wei, she belonged to the kind of woman who was more plump, and her figure was wrapped in a tight dress, which looked particularly attractive. In addition, the chest of her short skirt was open very low, and a pair of peaks stood proudly and were about to come out, so this body almost made the eyes of all men pop out.

Another beautiful meat bomb, today's "Dongting Lake" is really beautiful and endless!

This Lin Yiran didn't say much, and as Lao Huo raised his glass and drank bitterly, she also drank a full glass of red wine. However, just as she leaned her neck and drank the wine, there was a very dramatic scene.

I don't know if it's a coincidence or deliberately, after drinking the wine, a drop of red wine overflowed from the corner of her mouth, trickling down, flowing through the jade neck, concentrating on her snow-white chest, sliding back and forth, and flowing into the deep ditch in her chest that was life-threatening.

Oh, my God! It turned out to be exactly the same as the "stunt" that Zhong Wei no longer used, could it be that the "Boshen Meat Bullet" in the world would be self-defeating about this killing move?

He deliberately glanced at Zhong Wei at this time, and found that there was a trace of disdain in her eyes, probably very disapprovingly for the plagiarism of this "later generation".

But the other men didn't know the twists and turns, they only knew that Lin Yiran, who had taken off his short shirt, really wanted his life, and all the men's eyes were focused on the deep ditch where the red wine had escaped, hoping to find its traces again, even if it was desperate.

After Lin Yiran drank this glass of wine, all the men almost forgot to applaud, and just watched in amazement, until this beautiful meat bomb coughed lightly and was ready to start the show. These disciples who were fascinated by beauty came back to their senses, clapped loudly, and made a whistling sound in their mouths.

Lin Yiran smiled slightly, that kind of slightly smug smile was exactly the same as Zhong Wei when she was stunned in "Pear Blossom Bay", it was an absolute confidence in her own proud capital, only to see that she was in arrears again, and said: "Thanks to Mr. Huo personally ordering my general, then I will perform a show." Just now, Kexin and Wanyun performed a song and dance, and next, I will recite a poem for everyone. Just by taking advantage of the beautiful scenery of the cave outside, the rain and fog are wet, I will recite a song of Dai Wangshu's "Rain Alley" to you! ”

"Wow!" All the men couldn't help but look at each other, it seems that this Miss World is really unusual, one is more elegant than the other, the appearance and figure are so life-threatening, and the talent is also good. Such a woman, how powerful a man is to be lucky enough to kiss their fragrance.

But only at this moment, Lin Yiran took half a step back, raised his right hand slightly, and made an upward movement. Before the emotion of love and pity could spread, the words that she read softly began in her mouth.

Holding an oil-paper umbrella, wandering alone in the long, long and lonely rainy alley, I hope to meet a girl like a lilac with a grievance.

As soon as this sentence came out, everyone was intoxicated, and the beautiful woman in front of her seemed to have walked into the painting, with that faint fragrance and faint melancholy.

It turns out that the melancholy does exist, but she didn't fully show it in advance, but hid it between her eyebrows and eyes, and once she expressed it, it was out of control, making you deeply infected by her.

At this time, I looked at Lin Yiran again, and saw her half-sideways, like a woman walking slowly in the alley, hesitating, as if she was thinking and waiting.

At the same time, a fascinating voice sounded again.

She has, the color of lilacs, the fragrance of lilacs, the sorrow of lilacs in the rain, grief and hesitation; She wandered in this lonely rainy alley, holding an oil-paper umbrella, like me, like me, silently hesitating, indifferent, desolate, and melancholy.

She silently approached, approached, and cast a sigh in her eyes. She floated by, like a dream, like a dream. As if in a dream, a lilac floated beside me this girl; She silently walked away, far away, to the crumbling hedge, and walked through the rainy alley.