[Chapter 2, Volume 2]

Chapter 399 Chapter 399 The bathtub sits on the golden lotus

I saw her open arms, like a wild goose flying high, sometimes listed as the word "person", sometimes listed as the word "one". Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Later, she held her hands high and looked affectionately into the distance, as if Hongyan sent not only a letter from the brocade book, but also a strong affection.

His eyes were already moist, and what made him feel that Zuo Qing would not leave him at that time was this sentence who sent the brocade book.

In fact, when Zuo Qing first went abroad, she did write a few letters, which were full of English at the beginning, full of her curiosity and feelings about studying abroad. Later, the number of words became less and less, English also became Chinese, and then only everything was good, don't read it. Later, there was no more. Not even a word or two didn't come anymore, and there was no email. When there was news again, it was to marry a foreigner and give birth to a mixed-race boy, and then the mother became a "foreign mommy" by virtue of her son.

Things have changed, even if it is going back in time, it is so regrettable.

At this time, Kexin had already sung the third and fourth sentences together.

Flowers float and water flow freely, a kind of lovesickness, two sorrows.

There is no way to eliminate this situation, so I frowned, but I was heartbroken.

Suddenly, he felt tears welling up in his eyes. is not to miss this unforgettable relationship, but to feel sad about my youth at that time, only in just a few years, there have been such earth-shaking changes. Who is to blame for this? Blame Zuo Qing, blame yourself, or blame this damn time, leaving all the good things in the past, and what exists in reality is only the guilt and suffering of all evils.

At the end of the song and dance, Ke Xin covered her mouth with one hand and put the other hand between her eyebrows, interpreting the meaning of the last sentence "only the eyebrows, but the heart" is still unfinished, and the interpretation is vivid.

Time stopped, for a full minute, the scene was silent, silent.

After the calm, everyone cheered and applauded, which was extremely shocking.

"Great! Worthy of a champion! It is worthy of being the number one trump card representing our country! ”

Looking at Kexin again, after getting the cheers of everyone, her face did not change, she gently withdrew her hand and made a half-squat pose to thank everyone for their cheers.

"Good!" The applause of the crowd was even stronger.

At this time, Thangka covered his face with his hands, quietly wiped away the tears on his face, and soon became a happy smiling tiger, applauding happily with everyone: "What an original song of a cut plum!" It seems that after our Kexin finishes singing, Fei Yuqing, who is known for his innocence and is famous for singing and adapting a plum cut, will be dwarfed! ”

Kexin gave another salute, and Ying Ying said: "Tang is less than the award!" How dare I compare with Mr. Fei Yuqing at this level? ”

He smiled and said, "Don't be humble about our champions!" How about it, let's talk about it, how should Kexin's oratorio dance be judged? ”

"Excellent! Absolutely excellent! The crowd chanted.

"Good!" He stretched out his hands and pressed down, "Let's all be quiet, eat and enjoy at the same time." Kexin Fairy, you can now serve a cup and designate someone to accompany you to drink a full cup! ”

"Hmm!" Ke Xin responded, gently picked up the wine glass, and turned straight to Lao Huo: "Our trip to Xijing is all under the care of Mr. Huo, and today we can meet and know the leaders of Xijing City led by Tang Shao, and we all rely on Mr. Huo's introduction." Therefore, I will dare to point to Mr. Huo's general this time. Then, for the next performance program, please come too! ”

"Good! Mr. Huo! Mr. Huo! Everyone was in a hurry.

Lao Huo stood up, bowed slightly politely, raised his glass and said, "Thanks to Miss He's kindness, let me accompany and perform the show, Huo will definitely comply." Come! Let's thank Miss He for her wonderful performance! ”

"Oh!" There was another cheer, and everyone raised their glasses and drank.

After drinking this cup, everyone quieted down again, ready to watch Boss Huo's performance.

But seeing that this old bird was not in a hurry, he gently put down the wine glass in his hand, and said indifferently: "Let me tell you a joke, the process may be relatively long, don't feel annoyed!" ”

After saying this, Lao Huo gently turned to Thangka and asked, "Tang Shao!" If I'm not mistaken, Your Excellency has read poetry and books, and you must have treasured our four great Chinese masterpieces, right? ”

Thangka was stunned for a moment, and then responded: "Where am I reading poetry and books?" I have only studied Chinese for a few years. And I didn't study hard in college, and the little things in the books have long been returned to the teacher. However, these four famous novels have been required to be read since elementary school, so I know a rough idea, I don't know why Mr. Huo asked? ”

Lao Huo didn't dig deeper, and only said: "Tang Shao is humble!" Then he turned his gaze to these young ladies of the world and asked, "What about us fairies, if we can sing Han Fu Song Ci, we must be able to do this four famous works." ”

Kexin, Wanyun and others all laughed: "We have also read some since we were children, and we didn't deliberately study them." Mr. Huo asked, do you want to test our content? ”

"Haha!" Old Huo laughed: "It seems that our two Oirans are really smart, and they can see Huo someone's original intention at once." However, I don't dare to test you, just ask a few questions and answer myself! ”

Speaking of which, the richest man in Xijing quickly asked the first question without waiting for everyone to react, "Do you know that if these four famous works are summarized in a sentence related to women, how should they be said to be the most concise?" ”

As soon as this question came out, everyone was stunned, they didn't know what kind of medicine Lao Huo was selling in this gourd, many people really fell into contemplation, and kept repeating the sentence that Lao Huo asked: "Is it related to women?" The most refined? ”

For a while, no one answered the question.

Lao Huo smiled: "Since no one said it, then I will ask and answer myself." To summarize it in a concise sentence related to women, this "Dream of Red Mansions" is about the story of Jia Baoyu and Lin Daiyu, and to put it more concisely, it is the world that has fallen Sister Lin. I believe everyone must agree with this. ”

"Uh-huh!" Hearing this, everyone nodded one after another, there is indeed such a famous singing of Dream of Red Mansions in Anhui opera, and the first sentence is this "Sister Lin fell from the sky".

"Haha!" Lao Huo smiled and shook out the second burden, "As for this "Journey to the West", it is about the story of the four Tang monks and apprentices learning scriptures from the west, but what impressed everyone the most, I believe everyone feels the same, that is, Tang Seng almost couldn't go when he passed by his daughter's country. That daughter, the female emperor, a royal brother and brother, just made Tang Sanzang, who didn't eat fireworks in the world, moved. Therefore, to summarize "Journey to the West" in one sentence, it is a royal sister sitting on the bed. Do you think so? ”

"Hahaha!" Everyone laughed and was amazed by Lao Huo's summary.

Before everyone finished laughing, Lao Huo shook another burden: "As for the Three Kingdoms, let's talk more about Wei Shu and Wu Zhengxiong, Liu Guan and Zhang San, but the most fascinating and memorable thing is that Wang Yun used beauty tricks on Lu Bu and Dong Zhuo. Among them, the most memorable is the part where Lu Bu bumped into Minchan. So, to summarize "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" in one sentence, there is a sister Chan swinging on the swing, what do you think? ”

"Wonderful! Wonderful! Wonderful! It's wonderful! The crowd clapped their palms again and laughed.

Lao Huo smiled and shook out the last burden: "As for the last Water Margin, it is said that there are one hundred orders and eight generals, Liangshan Bo Juyi, and rarely women are mentioned. But even so, one of the most gorgeous is Ximenqing and Pan Jinlian, whose popularity even exceeds that of any hero. Therefore, to summarize "Water Margin", there is a sister-in-law Lian sitting on the bathtub. Do you think that means? ”

"Haha! Yes, yes, yes! That's right! That's what it means! The crowd was already laughing, and many of them were about to burst into tears.

Liu Baoping tried to exercise the right of the Eight King Kong sub-seats at this time, and proposed loudly: "Boss Huo's long joke is too good, and we have earned our applause and cheers several times, needless to say, it must be excellent, everyone agrees or not!" ”

"Agreed!" Everyone agreed, and even the little boy had to look at his father with reverence. is also talking about jokes, in the same vein, but Lao Tzu said it excitedly and cheering, but he said it twice in a row, and he passed it with everyone's sympathy. This is the gap, if you don't accept it, you can't do it!

Unexpectedly, Lao Huo seemed to be unsatisfied, and stretched out his hand to signal to Lao Liu: "Director Liu!" I'm sorry, I haven't finished it yet, there are two small paragraphs, which are also related to the four famous novels, if you are not afraid of delaying time, let me finish them, okay? ”

"Oh?" Lao Liu was a little embarrassed, and hurriedly smiled: "It turns out that there is still fierce material behind Boss Huo, that's because I'm in a hurry!" Mr. Huo, please take please, we continue to look forward to your hilarious masterpieces! ”

"Hahaha!" Lao Huo laughed: "It's not funny, in fact, the joke just now is really funny, and the next one is a little weaker, in order to save time, I'll just say it together, no longer shake a burden!" ”

"Don't, don't!" Lao Liu hurriedly said: "Mr. Huo, we have time today, we are not in a hurry at all, since it is a performance program to help the fun, then everything is based on the quality of the program, like your high-quality jokes, no matter how much it is, it is not too long, everyone says yes?" ”

"Yes!" Everyone responded a little unevenly, obviously not very respectful of this person who took the liberty of interrupting Mr. Huo's second seat.

Lao Huo smiled and continued: "We are drinking good wine today, in fact, wine is often mentioned in the four famous books. For "Journey to the West", the most mentioned wine is that when Sun Monkey was doing Monkey King's Monkey King, he held the peach stolen from the Queen Mother's peach orchard in one hand, and the good wine stolen from Taishang Laojun in the other, drank a sip of wine and ate a sip of peaches. Therefore, to summarize "Journey to the West" with a sentence related to drinking, that is, wine should be drunk secretly. ”

"Haha!" The crowd laughed again. Not to mention, Lao Huo's jokes are really exciting, interesting and reasonable, which makes people laugh and be quite inspired.

Lao Huo did not pause, and continued: "As for "Dream of Red Mansions", I believe everyone knows better, Jiafuli sings every day, the flowers are charming, the wine is not drunk, everyone is drunk, and even Baoyu accidentally hit the bed of the attacker because of a drunken mistake. So to sum up the Red Mansion in one sentence, it is to drink wine with beautiful women! ”