[Chapter 2, Volume 2]

Chapter 264 Chapter 263 Break the casserole to the end

He couldn't stop laughing: "What's wrong with Miss, don't you underestimate Miss?" ”

She was immediately stunned: "What are you talking about, you unserious guy?" ”

He said solemnly, "You don't know, there is a city not far from us. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoOne day the city hall held a meeting to discuss the issue of banning the young lady. The responsible persons of the public security and discipline inspection departments all looked righteous and stern, and they all spoke in a serious manner, saying that the young lady must be banned. And guess what? “

She was stunned again: "What's wrong?" Shouldn't Miss be banned? ”

He smiled and poured a bowl of rice wine, handed it to her, and pretended to be mysterious: "Don't you know, the current democratization process has been strengthened, but it is not that it can be banned by banning. At that time, there were several representatives of the masses in the conference room, that is, the elites elected by the young ladies who were about to be banned, and they only said more than ten words, and they shocked everyone who had just been sanctimonious! ”

"Oh?" She expressed great interest: "What did they say? ”

He said unhurriedly: "The first lady representative turned her eyes directly to the public security chief who often embarrassed them, and said: first, don't steal, second, don't rob, and third, don't oppose our party." As soon as these words came out, the director of the public security bureau hurriedly said: Very good! Excellent!"

"Hahaha!" She laughed, "It's kind of interesting, keep talking!" ”

He kept his voice slow: "The second young lady representative looked at the director of the Women's Federation, who usually pays little attention to them, and said: Don't cause trouble, don't talk nonsense, and resolutely don't be a third party." Hearing this, the president of the Women's Federation was very pleased and said: Worry-free! Save worry! ”

She was already smiling: "Go on! Ha ha! ”

He nodded: "The third lady representative, take the initiative to report the situation to the secretary of the discipline inspection, say a word, not afraid of beating, not afraid of beating, resolutely do not say who has been with you." The secretary of discipline inspection kept nodding: satisfied! Satisfied! ”

She couldn't stop laughing: "Oops! You guy, it's really interesting, not to mention the young lady's language is very vivid, the characters in this power field are also vivid! Don't sell it, just say it all! ”

"Hahaha!" He laughed: "Next, the representative of the young lady said to the director of the Human Resources and Social Security Bureau: laid-off girl, don't shed tears, find opportunities for employment by yourself." The director of the Human Resources and Social Security Bureau kept saying: Welcome! Welcome! The representative of the young lady said to the director of the environmental protection bureau: no noise, no pollution, only occasionally shouting. The director of the environmental protection bureau praised repeatedly: Not bad! Not bad! ”

She was already laughing and bent over, and tears were about to flow out: "What else? Hahaha! ”

He blinked his eyes and said: "At this time, the representative of the young lady looked at the director of the price bureau, who had a lot of complaints from the people, and said: Don't follow the trend, don't increase prices, and make a big contribution to stabilizing the market." The director of the price bureau said again and again: Thank you! Thank you! The representative of the young lady turned to the tax chief of the real power faction in the city and said: No tax evasion, no arrears, it doesn't matter how much you earn. The Commissioner of Taxation said with satisfaction: Precious! Valuable! The representative of Miss once again made a contribution to the director of the Foreign Trade and Economic Cooperation Bureau: not too dirty, not afraid of tiredness, and stimulating domestic demand to create foreign exchange. The director of the Foreign Trade and Economic Cooperation Bureau stretched out his thumb and shouted: "Agree! Approve! ”

She was already close to her heart, and she couldn't straighten up with a smile: "Tell me!" How did you make all of this? Anything else? ”

"Absolutely!" He resolutely responded: "Listen, the next one is the most classic!" ”

Only then did she straighten up and stop laughing: "Okay! I'm waiting to hear you and see what else you can say that is more classic! ”

He didn't pause any longer, just like pouring beans on a bamboo tube: "A young lady who is very experienced at a glance said to the director of the National Development and Reform Commission, who controls the power of project investment: no fundraising, no loans, and bring your own equipment for development." The director of the National Development and Reform Commission was shocked when he heard this, and his eyes widened and responded: Yes! In the tank! Then another young lady said on behalf of the director of the Health and Family Planning Commission: Don't give birth to a girl, don't give birth to a man, don't cause trouble to the government. The director of the Health and Family Planning Commission nodded more than once: advocating! Advocate! ”

Seeing her smile and bend over again, he said the last one of the funniest at the right time: "In the end, only the director of the Land Bureau and the director of the Housing and Urban-Rural Development Commission were left in a conference room of Nuo University, and no one mentioned them, and everyone was thinking about what else to say to them." At this time, there was only one representative of the young lady left, and at first glance he was a leader-like figure, and he said to the two of them unhurriedly: no land, no room, only one bed for work. The director of the Land Bureau and the director of the Housing and Urban-Rural Development Commission were dumbfounded, and the two of them murmured together: Save! Economize! That's great! ”

"Hahaha!" She finally laughed out of her tears, her upper body was completely lying on the table, a pair of pink fists desperately pounded the table, and laughed non-stop: "As long as there is a bed, this is too funny, is there anything else?" ”

"It's gone!" He spread his hands: "Actually, I think this bed is quite profound." Aren't we all living in the world just for a bowl of rice and a bed? ”

"Hmm!" She rubbed her eyes desperately, and only then could she hold back her laughter, "You're right!" In fact, these young ladies are really not easy, and they have no quarrel with the world! ”

"That's right! Just understand! He laughed evilly: "Since that's the case, then you play this last role, there is no psychological burden, let's just find a good bed, isn't it, you can return to ten ** immediately!" ”

"Phew!" She smiled and said, "What I just said is that these ladies are not easy, but I didn't say that you stinky men are not easy!" It is precisely because of your stinky guys' insatiable desires that there are one young lady after another, and if you want to say the culprit, it is you! ”

He gently hugged her: "Okay, good! It's us stinky men! However, this market is like a chicken or an egg, no one can tell! It's true that we stinky men are bad, but some women are not forced. Besides, you're talking about the vast majority of stinky men, and I'm not! I'm good with my baby, don't you think? ”

"Humph!" She pouted, "That's not good!" Who knows what you're like in person and what's going on behind your back? ”

He was about to raise his fist to show his loyalty, but she stopped him and said, "All right! Know that you are a good man, different from other stinky men! By the way, didn't you just say that the city government was meeting to discuss it? What was the outcome of the final meeting? ”

"Hahaha!" He couldn't hold back any longer and burst out laughing.

This pure jade girl is really innocent enough, and now that she hears it, she doesn't hear that this is a joke deliberately made up by a good deed? It's really a real case of a meeting!

"Oops! You bad guy! Necrotic! She slammed her fist into his chest: "You bullied me for being an outsider, don't you know how to do it?" Tell me, what happened in the end? ”

"Hmm!" He pinched his chin solemnly and said: "Finally, seeing that everyone was persuaded by these young lady representatives, the mayor said on the spot: The conference unanimously passed that the society needs them and allows them to operate normally in order to develop the city's economy!" ”

"Hahaha!" She laughed, as if she had thought of something, and was immediately stunned: "The mayor you are talking about here is Lin Jiangyue that you and Senior Brother usually talk about?" ”

"Lin Jiangyue?" He was startled at first, and then realized that she really took this joke as a reality, and couldn't help laughing: "Don't say it, this matter really seems to have been done by him Lin Jiangyue, haha!" ”

"Oh?" She said in surprise: "In this way, it is really Lin Jiangyue's decision, so he is not so annoying!" ”

"Haha!" He laughed: "Look at you, you were so disgusted with the young ladies just now, but just for a while, you can't sympathize with them!" In this short period of time, there was a 180-degree turn, and it changed too fast! ”

She was not irritated by his slightly ridiculous ridicule, but seemed to listen, smiled and nodded: "Don't say it, just now you learned this process so vividly, these young lady representatives are really quite sympathetic." Tell me, they all rely on self-reliance and self-reliance, and they provoke whom! Why do various departments struggle with them everywhere, but they don't care about and arrest those stinky men who don't change their lust and don't die of thieves, isn't this a sacrifice for the end? ”

"Good scolding!" He smiled admiringly: "However, I said it a long time ago, this story is not from our city, and we are from the city next door, so ......"

Unaware, she continued to ask, "Really?" Which city is it in the city next door? ”

To say that this simple person is sometimes really quite axial, it is obviously a funny joke, but he takes it seriously, and he has to break the casserole to ask the end.

He smiled helplessly: "According to rumors, this should be from Qingshui City, which is not far from us." However, it's not good to say, maybe others in Qingshui City will think that it is our Xijing City! ”

She raised her fist: "Oops! You nasty thing, can't you tell me the truth, which city is it from? ”

He was made to lose his temper by her, so he could only laugh: "Baby! What are you doing with such a question? ”

"Oops!" She frowned: "I think this example is very good!" If it is true, I want to find out which city and county exactly what happened, and write it back into my research report, which can just reflect the attention of relevant departments to vulnerable groups! ”

"Hahaha!" He couldn't help laughing any longer, and laughed: "My aunt! Say you're simple, you're really innocent! If you really write this matter into the research report, and then mark the real incident that happened in which city or county, it is estimated that everyone will see it by then, and it is not these young lady representatives who are laughing at it, nor the heads of these departments, you should laugh at you! ”

"How so?" She tilted her head, and suddenly saw the kind of smile in his eyes, and then realized that she had been fooled, and this matter was simply made up, and she couldn't help but shout: "Ahhh You're a heinous big guy, and you make it up like this? See if I don't break your legs! ”

"Help!" He stood up and wanted to run, but was caught by her all of a sudden, and seeing her big pincers raised again, he hurriedly begged for mercy for fear of pain: "I made it up!" Auntie, spare me! By the way, you just said one comment, and there are two points you didn't say, what are they? ”