[Chapter 2, Volume 2]

Chapter 263 Chapter 262 The female overlord is hard to bow up

He laughed, "Yes! You just asked, but I answered so much with enthusiasm, if I took this question during the official exam, I planned to answer it like this, and if I had time, I would finally raise this justifiable defense case in one fell swoop, and it would be considered complete! ”

She smiled and hugged him affectionately: "Hmm! You guy, this performance is so good, if I were the marking teacher, I would give you at least a 90 points, and only a lot more! ”

"Oh my God?" He pretended to be surprised and raised his head: "The question of the official document just now was only given at most seventy points, and it has soared to ninety points in a moment, which is incredible!" ”

"Beautiful you!" She smiled softly and patted his cheek gently: "Although you said that your answer is indeed good, don't be too proud." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info My ** official still has a few words of advice, do you want to listen to it? ”

"Hahaha!" He couldn't stop laughing: "Good medicine is good for disease, and good advice is good for action!" Of course, I have to listen, maybe after listening to your advice, I can move towards 95 or even 100 points! ”

"Uh-huh! That's the right attitude! She was full of appreciation: "I am not proud of my achievements, I am not arrogant when I get good results, I think about how to keep improving, this is the material for success!" ”

He gently held her face, kissed her heavily, and then straightened his expression: "Just ask the Lu ** official to prescribe a bitter prescription!" ”

"Hee-hee!" She smiled: "Then you're welcome!" Okay, don't say much, just say three suggestions for improvement! First, your answer is too long, although it is very logical, but some of the words are too redundant and should be stopped. If your exam is 100 points, this big question is at most 50 points, and the number of words must be controlled at about 2,000, and the total number of zeros and zeros you just added up, and the following examples have not been cited, so the answer should be concise, highlight the main points, explain in one or two concise words, and then use some small examples, and finally use a big example, just fine! ”

"Hmm!" He suddenly woke up: "Well said! This is really a big problem, as the so-called smell on your body can't be smelled by yourself, you have to be pointed out by others, and ordinary people will not say it, only you ......"

She smiled and hugged him: "What am I like this? ”

"A relative like you loves me the most!" He grinned wickedly and pressed closer to her eyes.

"Okay!" She suddenly became angry and slapped him in the chest: "What do you say I love you the most, and you treat me as a relative!" It is said that when a man chases a woman, he no longer cherishes it, and it seems that it is still like this! Say what to hold the young lady's hand, as if back to ten**; Holding the hands of female classmates, I regret that I didn't do it at the beginning; Holding the hand of the lover is like holding the hand of the dream; Holding his wife's hand is like holding the hand of a loved one, as if he is holding his right hand with his left hand. That's people like you, right? ”

"It's not! No! He hurriedly denied: "Oops! Daughter-in-law, I treat you as a relative, which is the greatest affirmation of you! Look at it, this kind of bitter medicine and contrary advice, who usually tells me, there is not a single one! Only you, my good daughter-in-law, will tell me to help me progress and grow, won't you? ”

"Humph!" Her expression softened a little, but she still kept a straight face: "Flamboyant guy! It's too late to make up for it! Besides, who is your daughter-in-law, she hasn't married yet, and she already treats others as relatives, which girl will be happy to hear it? ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" He nodded, "Oops! Qing'er, my analogy is really not very appropriate! Then don't call relatives, okay! ”

Speaking of this, he suddenly laughed evilly again, and put it close to her ear: "What is it called?" Why don't you call it a lover? Holding a lover's hand is like holding a dream's hand, isn't that good? ”

"Phew!" She didn't expect that he had already used what she said to set a trap, and she was furious: "You bad guy! I just said that I won't cherish it if I catch it, but now it's getting even worse, and my daughter-in-law doesn't want to call anymore, I just want to be a lover, and I don't even want to take responsibility, right? ”

"No, no, no!" He denied it again and again, but he didn't panic, blinked his eyes and said, "Baby! You see, these are your proposals, what ten **, regret not starting, holding Meng's hand, holding the right hand with his left hand, all of them were put forward by you. I'm following your meaning, I don't want to hold my right hand with my left hand, so let's hold Meng's hand, but you still say no, so what do you want? ”

"Me! You! She was speechless for a moment, obviously so excited by him that she didn't know what to say.

Only then did he smile evilly and show all the sets that had already been placed: "Otherwise, I will work hard for you to play all these roles?" When life and death are together, it has to be the left hand and the right hand. Although I don't usually feel anything about holding my right hand with my left hand, whoever really wants to cut off my left hand, then I, as my right hand, must go up and play with him! ”

"Flutter!" She couldn't help laughing, she didn't expect this guy to be prepared, it seemed that he was really in his way, but after he said this, she could feel that he attached great importance to herself. Women, they all need men to talk sweetly and coax each other to their heart's content. As soon as this killer move came out, it almost completely melted her heart.

"As for the hand that holds the dream......," he lengthened his voice, "that is, the lover, that's you!" It depends on whether you are hot enough! In addition to the usual oil, salt, firewood and rice, we have to have some fun, at this time, it depends on whether the lover you play is in place, and the atmosphere is completely provoked, don't you say? ”

"You bad guy! It's terrible! She was already overjoyed, and her face was flushed, but she still refused to spare him, and hit him in the chest with her fist, and said angrily: "Go on, I see what else you can say!" ”

He let her beat and continued to laugh evilly: "As for regretting that you didn't do it at the time, that is, this female classmate, I think you have no problem acting!" As soon as we met, we were commensurate with brothers and sisters, and when we went to your house to see the old man, we also walked through your Peking University Yanyuan together, which was very youthful. So, let's go back to campus in the future and deliberately pretend to meet by chance. I'll talk to you and ask you, this classmate, did you drop this brick under your feet? You must answer me! ”

"Hahaha!" After his ridicule, she couldn't help it anymore, and laughed out loud all of a sudden, of course she could hear it when she was born in Beijing, this is Guo Degang's famous paragraph in the cross talk "My College Life" said at Peking University, so she was already laughing back and forth, and tears were about to come out.

However, after only a while, she also picked up Yu Qian's shelf at once, and deliberately said ruthlessly: "Hmm! Don't worry, I'll answer you! Ah! This brick is really dropped by me, but, please hand over the brain door to verify, to see if it can stun you when it is patted down, if you can, then it really means that this brick is mine! ”

"Haha!" He was also amused by her, hugging her and laughing with her. But, just as she had just had had a flash of inspiration, he groaned a little, and then uttered something even more amusing: "Look! After you say this, I know why I regret not doing it back then! ”

"Oh?" She raised her face slightly: "Tell me, why is this?" ”

He deliberately put on a straight face and said: "Look, you are as ruthless as you, and in the face of people like us who take the initiative to talk to us, we have to shoot them to death with bricks on the head, and we will definitely regret it." If I knew you were so ruthless, I should have taken the initiative to pat you on the head! ”

"Haha! Don't you dare? She laughed again: "Look at you with such a small belly, you are still a boy!" ”

"Oops!" He shook his head fiercely: "Don't dare to have too much belly!" Look at it, the girls of our Peking University are so ruthless, you can't do it if you don't watch out! However, then again, in fact, there is nothing wrong with being ruthless, it is said that the girls of Peking University are not only beautiful and wise, but also have a very good scale. I guess the reason why you tried my hand with my brain must be a spectrum in your heart. didn't shoot to death, nor did he shoot the crippled, just stunned, and then dragged to the grove next to him, and the overlord was directly on the bow! ”

"Hahaha! Are you the overlord? She was already laughing like crazy: "I guess you men think so." Obviously, I want to die in my heart, and I still don't admit it, and I even fantasize about letting women take the initiative so that you can eat ready-made meals, right? ”

He smiled and nodded: "Of course, it's good to eat ready-made meals!" Think about it, you women dragged into the woods, you don't have to think too much, you walk up to the clouds in a daze, what a beautiful thing! Ay! By the way, from a female classmate to a lover, from regretting not doing it back then, to suddenly becoming holding the hand of the dream, which is really good! You said that the person who made up this funny text message back then was not from your Peking University! ”

"Haha!" After he said this, she also felt very funny: "Can you still hold Meng's hand after being stunned?" ”

"That's it! It seems that this is very important! He nodded: "Look, we just talked about these roles, and you can play them all at once!" ”

He said as he picked up a large bowl on the table: "Or! This classmate, now please use this as a brick, stun me, and then drag me to the big bed in the back room, so that I can enjoy the feelings of a female classmate and a lover! ”

"You're beautiful!" She took the bowl, put it back on the table, and pouted: "By the way, I only gave you a little advice just now, and I haven't mentioned the remaining two points, so you still don't let people say it?" ”

"Let's let let!" He promised repeatedly: "How can you not let it?" But! He rolled his eyes and said evilly: "Just now we talked about all kinds of roles, all kinds of handles, it seems that there is still one left behind, do you know which one?" ”

She was stunned for a moment, and then dropped her fist on his chest like a storm: "Ahhh You guy, you are embarrassed to even mention Miss like this? ”