Producer, producer, host: A certain tea

Guest: He/she who voted first in popularity

Styling design: Zhuang Fengyu

Photo: Chen Jianming

Setting: Zhou Yiqing

Technical support: 22nd Bureau

Special Consultant: Yates

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A certain tea: "Hello dear tea friends, the story of the second volume has finally ushered in a happy ending, congratulations, congratulations, take advantage of this opportunity, a certain tea in the first two volumes of the old friends who have been active in the first two volumes of the popularity vote of one person, one vote, the highest vote will become the first popularity king of the book. At the same time, we will conduct round-the-clock personal interviews with the new popular kings, who will climb to the top of popularity, where is the secret of the highest popularity? Massive life details are presented for the first time, full of privacy, not to be missed. ”

"So, who will win the throne of the King of Popularity and become our guest today?

"Qiang Qiang Qiang Qiang Qiang ......"

The curtain slowly opened, only to see a fat figure standing proudly in the air, his head raised high, so that people can only see the fluffy snow-white chin and soft pink nose, a pair of big eyes at this time seem to be closed to the whole audience, there is a great view of the mountains and small momentum.

"I want to rub it, ah, no...... Wrong, wrong, wrong. A certain tea hurriedly checked the script: "Yes, I'm not mistaken, how did it come out is Master Tanuki, your votes are obviously only ......"

Before he finished speaking, a powerful telekinesis suddenly fell from the sky, pressing the host to the ground at once, and even the marble floor was smashed into a spider web-like crack.

It was not easy for a certain tea to cough and get up in a cloud of smoke: "Stingy cat, don't say it if you don't say it, and you don't have to smash people directly." Master Tanuki, I didn't expect you to care so much about popularity. ”

"What a thing. Old Man Tanuki said with a weak heart: "I really accidentally slipped my hand just now, anyway, you have the author's divine power to protect your body, and you will be fine, okay, okay, don't care about these details." ”

Master Tanuki flew to a certain tea with a smile, as if everything just now had nothing to do with him, and only listened to him say slowly: "Hey, look at your show, it's all boring gimmicks for grandstanding, and it looks like an eighteenth-rate garbage variety show." I really can't stand it, so I deliberately came to point you out, I don't understand, meow, let's finally hold a show, we have to have style. ”

A certain tea: "What you said seems to have some truth. Since it was you who appeared when the curtain opened, I can only ask you to be our guest. But in this way, all the materials I prepared earlier were in vain, and it was quite distressing to think about it. ”

Master Tanuki: "What material?"

A certain tea: "A lot, I've done a lot of homework." For example, interviews with voters. ”

A certain tea snapped his fingers, and an interview video began to play on the big screen next to him.

"Now let's interview this unnamed voter, why did you choose to vote for Alice with this precious vote?"

Voter, who asked not to be named: "Of course it's because there's a close-up interview, ah, no. I...... That one...... That one...... I...... I'm all for academic research, yes, academic research! I just thought maybe I would get a chance to see Alice's body up close...... Eh, a special place, purely for academic purposes...... You...... You understand, right?"

Confucius said, I have never seen a person who is as virtuous as a womanizer, and it seems that you are the one who is not as lustful as a virtuous person. Uh-huh, you don't need to say it, everyone can understand it. ”

Unnamed voter: "No, what...... Why are you looking at me like that! Really, I'm really ...... purely for academic research."

"Alright, alright. ”

A tea snapped and cut off the signal.

"Speaking of which, where did Alice go? Let me use the author's divine power to take a look. ”

At this time, on the recliner backstage, Alice spread it out with her hands and feet, smirking and saying non-stop: "It's so refreshing to knead, it's so satisfying......"

A certain tea: "Oh, Master Tanuki, it turns out that you sacrificed your hue to sell your body in order to be the king of popularity, and I caught it now." ”

Old Man Tanuki hurriedly said: "How can it?!I just promised little Alice a simple massage, Massage, okay? Hey, human beings! Nowadays, young people are full of thinking about something, no, it's really not good. ”

The old man of Tanuki Hua was cheeky and straightened his chest and abdomen, waved his paws, and pointed at the country and said: "Don't say that the old man I rely on the old and sell the old, I feel meow, you kid still need to learn one, understand? For example, learn to learn 60 minutes, learn how to do the show and how to do interviews, that Wallace in the United States, that is higher than you don't know where it is......"

A certain tea: "Stop, stop, please stop." You can't talk nonsense, let's say that our show is gone. ”

Master Tanuki: "What are you afraid of? Okay, let's not talk about that. Or, if you learn the Paris Review, it's good to meow. ”

A certain tea: "But people do interviews with writers, and you are not a writer, how can you 'Paris Review'." ”

Master Tanuki: "Those who learn from me are like me and die, don't you understand such a simple truth? You have to learn to be bold and sharp, get to the point, find something really valuable, and then be both in-depth and interesting, and that's a bit interesting. Of course, the interview subject is also very important, if the subject is a straw bag, then it is destined to not make a good show, you must interview someone like the lord and me! ”

A certain tea: "What Master Tanuki said is very reasonable, of course, it makes more sense without the last sentence." So, our official one-day interview is scheduled to start tomorrow. ”

Master Tanuki: "No problem. Hey, cats are always tired of false names. I didn't expect that a cat like me, who is indifferent and ambitious, will one day have to bear the false name of the king. Perhaps this is the helplessness of the top of the independence mountain. ”

There was a bitter smile full of helplessness on the corner of the old man's mouth, he slowly shook his head, turned around and flew towards the sky, leaving everyone with a lonely and round back.

A certain tea: "Although there was a little episode, but the official show will start soon, everyone remember not to go away." ”

Voter A, who asked not to be named: "What the hell, who wants to see this fat cat." Give me back Alice!"

Voter B, who asked not to be named: "Shady, shady, Alice, Alice!"

Voter C, who did not want to be named: "I hesitated for a long time whether to vote for Alice or vote for fireworks, I knew that I would vote for myself like this." ”

Sun Xiaoxiong, a voter who was willing to be named: "Don't look like you, the master is also quite cute." Although I didn't vote for him either. Ah, can this sentence be cut?"

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A certain tea: "Then we'll see you in a formal interview." ”