"Yang Yang still remembers, report his size!"

Goo-dong. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Lin Feng fainted directly to the ground.

"Brother, brother, what's wrong with you, what's wrong with you, don't die first, tell me the size of this Yang Yang before you die!"

Lin Shan shook Lin Feng vigorously, that posture was probably intended to squeeze Lin Feng's last breath out, so as to tell himself the answer.

Call~

Taking a heavy breath, Lin Feng got up from the ground.

On his face, unconsciously, he already had a murderous aura.

"Huh? Brother, who is this Yang Yang? For the hair you would have such a big reaction to the pinch? Don't tell me you really have a leg with him. ”

You guessed it.

This Yang Yang really has a leg with Lin Feng.

But ah, don't look at Shi Xiaobao's hair is this "him", in fact, Yang Yang is this "she".

Do you remember the little girl who ate with the king and the beast?

Well, that's right, she is Yang Yang.

As the girl that Shi Xiaobao and Lin Feng have pursued together in those years, Yang Yang's size, these two sluts know it.

What's the size?

What size does the little girl's family have!

It's a bad thing if you really have a size!

Lin Feng was furious.

The scar was uncovered, or the scar of the past that could not be looked back on, Lin Feng was directly angry.

"Shi Xiaobao, you bastard, there's no end to it! You know that what I hate the most is Yang Yang's kind of woman, and you dare to mention her to me! ”

This time, it's not a message, it's a voice.

Thereupon.

Shi Xiaobao was stunned.

"Huh? It's really you, madman! Khan, don't be angry, just kidding, just kidding! ”

It seems that this is the end of the matter.

After helping his sister fulfill this lie, Lin Feng prepared to go back to his room and continue to fight for the promotion of the tenth level.

But.

Lin Shan grabbed Lin Feng: "Brother, if this bastard asks me such an unbearable question in the future, how should I answer him?" ”

This is indeed a problem.

It is impossible for Lin Feng to wait by his side all the time to be a mother, and if he doesn't do it, he will be a goof.

Still.

As Shi Xiaobao's sworn friend, Lin Feng is not in vain.

"In the future, if this bastard asks you some embarrassing questions, you will reply to him directly, Monroe!"

Monroe, the Monroe of Marilyn Monroe, but not Marilyn Monroe.

So, who is this Monroe?

It is said that after Shi Xiaobao's unrequited love with Yang Yang failed, he was like a lost lamb, wandering around various social software, and unexpectedly met Monroe, a pink confidante.

It's amazing, it's amazing.

Shi Xiaobao, who was lost, seemed to suddenly see a bright light pointing the way home, so, stimulated by male hormones, Shi Xiaobao submitted an application for an appointment.

Inside a café with beautiful music.

Holding an agreed magazine in his hand, Shi Xiaobao was waiting, waiting.

A beautiful woman with the same magazine walked into the café.

Burst!

The coffee in Shi Xiaobao's mouth squirted out, and he hurriedly stuffed the magazine in his hand under the table.

On the other side, Lin Feng, who came to sweep the formation, had already been smiling inhumanly.

Where is Monroe, isn't this an English teacher!

Now it's okay, I made an appointment with my teacher.

I'll have a hammer on you.

Even if you can cross that hurdle psychologically, you can't do it physically.

Can't do it for Mao?

The English teacher's real name is Lulu Nancy, a swarthy beauty, well, big.

As soon as the two sluts saw that the situation was not good, they prepared to flash.

But.

They all said that they were their own English teachers, how could they not know their students, let alone the two students who remembered deeply.

"Huh? Isn't this Shi Xiaobao and Lin Feng? What a coincidence? ”

It's a coincidence.

Shi Xiaobao wiped a cold sweat: "Hello Teacher Lulu, this, that, oops, my stomach is suddenly a little uncomfortable, well, very uncomfortable, goodbye!" ”

After speaking, he pulled Lin Feng and ran out of the café.

Since then, Shi Xiaobao has not dared to take English classes, if it weren't for the usual roll call will be counted, it is estimated that this guy will skip class until the end of the semester.

As a result, the word "Monroe" has become Shi Xiaobao's taboo, and it has also become Lin Feng's trick to coerce Shi Xiaobao.

Fortunately, Lin Feng promised Shi Xiaobao that he would not tell anyone about it.

Therefore, he only told Lin Shan the word "Monroe", but did not tell her what Monroe was.

After teaching the trick, Lin Feng prepared to go back to his room.

Hey?

Wait a minute!

Lin Feng suddenly remembered something: "Shanshan, if this bastard speaks to you, wouldn't it be all exposed?" ”

This is also a very serious problem.

However, the next moment, Lin Feng knew that he was worrying in vain.

I only heard Lin Shan say in a rough voice: "Baby, hurry up and come over to meet the old lady!" ”

That voice was exactly the same as Lin Feng, if he wasn't an expert in pronunciation, he wouldn't be able to tell the difference at all.

Lin Feng then remembered that Lin Shan was a top student in the acting department, a little genius in stage plays, and the best thing to do was reverse strings, imitating his brother's voice, wouldn't it be easy to catch.

Besides, when I was taking a shower just now, Lin Shan helped answer the phone, and Shi Xiaobao didn't hear it.

This is the end of the matter.

Seeing that his sister and Shi Xiaobao's bastard were arguing hotly, Lin Feng shook his head, returned to his room, put on his virtual helmet, and continued the game.

"Welcome players Tangshan Big Brother to log in to the game!"

That's right, it's Brother Tangshan.

Otherwise, where did Shi Xiaobao get such good luck, he was worried that he couldn't sell the flight charm, so he came to buy a flight charm.

To, all To!

"Hmm, I'm still 5,000 experience points away from reaching level 9, so I need to speed up!"

"Lonely autumn evening wind, a fan to show the world surprise, if you ask Ben Shao what skills he has, people and pets can be sea caterpillars in seconds, ask for a group, ask for a group, violent warriors, ask for a group of brush wild team ......"

The other side.

Shi Xiaobao, who was fooled by Lin Feng's brothers and sisters, didn't know that he had been fooled, and thought that the barbaric Amei was really his sworn friend Lin Feng.

One man and one beast converged in Chang'an City.

"Stinky baby, bad baby, bad old lady, I can't be a violent output!"

Looking at the complaining words that came out of the top of the savage Amei's head, Shi Xiaobao shook his head and smiled bitterly.

"Crazy, Pansi is really violent, and you will understand later, really!"

"Really?"

"Really!"

All right.

The little fox wagged his tail and ran towards the rooftop, ready to join the four members of the Pinnacle Family and continue to farm.

But.

After waiting for a long time, he didn't wait for anyone, and the savage Amei couldn't sit still.

"Crazy, you say, why haven't they come yet?"

"Have you already gone out to level up?"

"Huh? No way? Didn't you say you would team up together? ”

"Hmm, you can send a message and ask!"

A message was sent to the peak-Mei Jiao Niang.

It didn't take long for a reply to arrive.

"Amei, I'm sorry, a local tyrant in our family offered us a high price to take him, I forgot to tell you, you can practice by yourself for a while!"

Well, the five-person squad that has gone from the novice village to the current one is gone!