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"I said it won't work, you see, it's revealed!"

"Oh, it's all because I'm too excited, this excitement, I can't stop my mouth, and I accidentally spit it out!"

"You, you, you've been discovered by the baby, see how you explain!"

"Brother, how can you be like this, the baby is not only my baby, it is also your baby, and you have to explain it!"

"I'm going to explain? How do you let me explain! You don't know, this baby's temper is the same as yours, I can't explain it! ”

……

Just when this man and woman had a headache and how to explain it to the baby, Dididi, the computer sounded.

"Sample, it's useless to report your ID card, if you really want to prove that you are crazy, okay, tell me the size of my little treasure?"

What is the size of Xiaobao?

What is that?

Lin Shan blinked her big eyes, very confused.

A few seconds later.

"Ahhh......h

Screams erupted from Lin Shan's mouth.

"Brother, brother, what's going on! What's going on! You even know the size of this bastard? You two have a leg! Ahh Hmm, brother, isn't that feeling exciting? ”

Bang dang.

Lin Feng fell to the ground.

"Lin Shan! Lin Shan! What have you learned in the past few years of studying abroad? Ahhh I'm in a dorm room with this bastard, we've taken a shower together, and of course I know the size of this bastard, you, you, ahh......hhh

These two brothers and sisters patronized and mocked each other here, how could they care about sending a message back to Shi Xiaobao.

Thereupon.

After waiting for more than ten seconds, Shi Xiaobao, who had never received a reply, sent another message: "What's wrong, dumb?" Aren't you pretty good at pretending? Sample, I want to deceive the master, let's go in the next life! ”

Bang!

Lin Shan slapped the computer desk: "Is it tolerable or unbearable, brother, tell me the size of this bastard!" ”

"Ahh

Lin Feng opened his mouth wide: "Sister, my sister, can we stop playing, brother, please!" ”

"No way!"

Lin Shan shook the hair on her head and roared angrily: "Look at what this bastard said, a little master, I'm angry!" What's even more annoying is that this bastard dares to deceive the old lady that I joined the pansi, pansi, pansi, there is no output at all, ahhhh ”

Sweat.

Lin Feng wiped a cold sweat and thought, "One of you two is a young master, and the other is an old lady, don't dislike the crow!" ”

Seeing Lin Shan's angry appearance, obviously planning to spend time with Shi Xiaobao, Lin Feng suddenly felt bad: "Sister, listen to my brother's advice, this guy is a hooligan, don't mess with him, you will be ruined!" ”

I can't be persuaded anymore.

Lin Shan is already determined, she must teach this Shi Xiaobao a good lesson, and she must let him know how many eyes Aunt Ma has!

"Tell me honestly, what is the size of this bastard! Otherwise, hum ......"

With Lin Shan's cold snort ringing in his ears, Lin Feng couldn't help but shudder: "Otherwise, what would happen?" ”

How?

Lin Shan twitched her eyebrows, and said coldly: "If you don't comply, I will post all your indecent photos on the Internet, wahahaha!" ”

It's over!

Lin Feng's eyes darkened, and he fell to the ground again.

"Daddy, why did you give me such a sister, ahhh

"Baby, brother, I can't stand you, you can ask for more blessings!"

Just when Lin Feng was about to abandon his weapon and surrender.

Syllable.

Lin Shan slapped Lin Feng on the shoulder: "Brother, don't worry, as long as you can cooperate with me obediently, I will introduce you to a big beauty, it's really a big beauty." ”

Sweat.

The coercion is over, and the lure is coming again.

has already decided to abandon his weapons and surrender, there is still sweetness to be made, and this traitor is even more willing.

"Twenty centimeters in length, five centimeters in diameter!"

What?

Lin Shan's mouth opened instantly: "Brother, you don't like to bluff people, I've seen big guys, they are all European and American, Asian, impossible!" ”

Bang!

Lin Shan had just finished slamming when Lin Feng slammed his fist on the back of her head.

Angry, already completely angry, rot is one thing, depravity is another!

"Lin Shan, you give me an honest explanation, what have you done in the past few years of studying abroad, say!"

But I don't want to.

Lin Shan rubbed her head, rolled her eyes and said: "Brother, what are you thinking, I read it all in your computer, it's this plate, this folder where life lies in movement, in other words, brother, if you exercise like this all the time, can you really live a hundred years?" ”

I don't know if I will live a long life, Lin Feng felt that he was about to die young.

"Sister, sister, discuss something, do you think this is okay, you go and use a virtual helmet, and return the computer to my brother, okay!"

Thousands of calculations, but I didn't expect that this oolong came out of himself.

More than 200G.,Four years of college.,I didn't do anything else.,Just download this.,How can it be.。

I don't know how I found this girl, but I'm sure I've read it all.

Swapping gaming equipment is put aside for now.

Lin Shan hurriedly sent a message back to Shi Xiaobao: "Sample, twenty centimeter small toothpick, what's there to worry about!" ”

I rub!

Over there, Shi Xiaobao jumped up.

It's impossible, it's impossible, and I'm not a big star like Brother Ying, if I can know my size, it's Lin Feng and a few other sworn friends, this barbaric Amei can't know it.

Guess.

Must have guessed.

Shi Xiaobao smiled coldly: "Sample, good luck, I was right, I asked you another question and saw if you could answer it!" ”

Lin Shan also smiled coldly: "Sample, if you have any questions, just ask, the old lady will accompany you to the end!" ”

"Then don't blame me for being rude!" Shi Xiaobao snorted coldly and sent out a message: "Since you say that you are Lin Feng, okay, then tell me the size of the little madman!" ”

Bang dang.

This time, it was not only Lin Feng, but even Lin Shan fell to the ground.

"Bastard, it's such a bastard, it's for Mao Lao to hold on to the size, and for Mao, you can't ask individual questions!"

"Brother, weren't you bored when you went to college, so bored that you just observed each other's dimensions when you had nothing to do?"

There was no turning back arrow when he opened the bow, Lin Feng gritted his teeth and burst out of his size.

Lin Shan's mouth opened wide again, and she looked at her brother with pity.

"Fifteen!"

Hey?

Shi Xiaobao was stunned again: "This guy is very powerful, he actually guessed two extremely private questions in a row, this luck is not ordinary." ”

"Well, you can't guess the next question, wahahaha!"

Laughing wildly, Shi Xiaobao sent another message.