What happens when you live together? I'm telling you, there are a lot of interesting things that happen, in short, there are more than you can think of, such as grabbing the toilet, which is a fight for wit and a race between milliseconds. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info For the matter of grabbing the toilet, Brother Dong is nothing to worry about, he just occasionally hides in the toilet and smokes, because a while ago we have launched a vote specifically against Brother Dong's smoking to harm his health, and the vote is not allowed to make toxic gases in any corner of the room, so he will secretly lock himself in the toilet when he can't help it, he thinks he will be unaware, and he doesn't know that several times the toilet is blocked by cigarette butts, not to mention that my nose is old, how can those small actions hide from me, I'm just turning a blind eye to this kind of little thing, and everyone knows each other. In fact, when it comes to the biggest competitor, Tian Sisi is undoubtedly Tian Sisi, Tian Sisi is the kind of character who occupies the pit and does not, why does she say that she occupies the pit and does not? In fact, she really just looks in the bathroom and puts on makeup or something, and always in the morning when I need to go to the toilet to detoxify, I take advantage of it for a long time, but unfortunately I always have to be half a beat slower than her, so I have to emphasize this. There have been many times when you have to wait outside just because of a one-minute time difference, regardless of whether you have three or four urgency in life, and in the end you can only be in a hurry.

So grabbing the toilet became the first goal I woke up with every day. Whether it is a day off or a working day, Tian Sisi always wakes up naturally at seven o'clock in the morning, never an exception, and is more punctual than his aunt. So, the cuckoo alarm clock is a good companion for me.

When grabbing the toilet has become a kind of normalization, there is naturally a rich and normalized dialogue.

It was a morning that wasn't special, and what was special was that my cuckoo actually went on strike for the first time ever, because the battery was expired. As always, I didn't even have time to put on my clothes and ran all the way, praying in my heart that Tian Sisi would never be in the toilet, but the result was that the Bodhisattva didn't worship enough, so I had the next half an hour of helplessness......

When I urgently twisted the doorknob, it turned out that someone had poured the bolt from the inside, Brother Dong was still asleep, it must have been Tian Sisi rushing to the morning market, so I asked: "Why are you in the toilet again!" ”

"What are you going to do?" There was a voice from inside, and sure enough, it was her.

"I want to pee." I said it bluntly and without embellishment.

"Wait a minute." Sisi's reply, this line is a little familiar.

"Sisi, you still have a long time!" I couldn't hold it back.

"Right now." The thought of occupying the bathroom.

The most fraudulent word in the world is counted as it, and how long is it? There is no conclusion, often when waiting for a person, if you hear the other party say that you will arrive immediately, then the other party is just covering up, and there is basically a distance of 108,000 miles.

"Tian Sisi, why have you been grabbing the toilet with me recently? You definitely did it on purpose. "Through the frosted glass door, I sent an unfriendly signal.

"Is there one?" Tian Sisi replied lightly, there was a sound of water flowing inside, obviously the flush toilet was running.

"Are you in there? How did it take so long. "I was indignant.

"Zhuang Sheng, you're very annoying!"

"Please, hurry up!" I begged hard, my body was in a half-squatting shape, and I used the first form of the urine holding magic skill "standing still".

"Come on, bear with me."

Damn, it's a vague word, so I can only endure it, ten minutes passed quickly, and the first form of the Urine Holding Divine Skill has been converted into the second form of "rapid return".

"What kind of plane are you doing in there? Why is it still not good. I couldn't help but ask again.

"Don't tell you, guess for yourself."

Can I guess at this time? Do I dare to be cranky? A foul imagination is definitely a booster for urinary incontinence.

"I'm too lazy to guess, just hurry up." I gritted my teeth, the pain was unbearable, the level of patience had reached the limit, could it be that a big living person was going to be suffocated to death by urine, and the worst thing was that my face was getting more and more ugly, the third form of the urine holding magic skill had not been practiced, and it was definitely not a good way to drag it down, just find a mineral water bottle to solve it, not to mention that I really had this plan, at least before the moment before Tian Sisi suddenly opened the door, I had that kind of plan.

The "creak" door suddenly opened from the inside, and Tian Sisi stopped at the door of the bathroom, wearing slippers, rolling up his cuffs, and holding a dirty handful in his hand.

"Wow...... The water is full of Jinshan Temple! "My first reaction.

"Hose bursting?"

"No, it's the toilet that is blocked and oozing out, and it was just unclogged." Tian Sisi explained.

"Could it be that you have been ...... just now" I was shocked to find that it was I who wanted to be crooked, and I originally thought that Tian Sisi was peeing.

"Uh...... Or what do you think? Tian Sisi wiped the water stains on his forehead with the back of his hand, and then retreated to the door.

As for me, I finally climbed the mountain and waded through the water to successfully solve the old urine, like a new life. Carefully stepping out of the bathroom, the next thing that awaits us is the division of labor and cooperation to carry out the cleaning. The feces gushing out of the toilet bowl are like floating algae, and the white pieces of flowers are adsorbed on the floor tiles, which is extremely disgusting. Naturally, the task of the shovel officer fell to me, Sisi was responsible for flushing the walls with the faucet and all the soiled toilet utensils, and Brother Dong was still sleeping with his head covered, and what happened outside had nothing to do with him.

"It's good that we men do this kind of thing." I scratched my head, referring to poking the toilet. Seriously, to ask a woman to do this kind of work is to admit that the man in the house is useless.

"It's okay, everyone lives together, so don't divide it so finely." Tian Sisi waved his arms.

"Hey, be careful, the pickle almost touched my face, and there's on it." I dodged carefully.

"You say this?" Tian Sisi raised his cue and stabbed me sadly again.

"Stop playing, it's dirty! You ill-intentioned fellow. "I dodged left and right.

"Is it dirty? I don't think either! Tian Sisi hee.

"You're so good!" I pinched my nose and shoveled.

"Why is the toilet getting clogged so often lately?" Tian Sisi asked.

"Yes! I don't know why it's like this, it's weird! "Actually, I know, most of the time Brother Dong accidentally dropped something into the toilet again, it will be stuck, there was a long time ago, that time was the Buddha bead bracelet that he had opened, for this reason, he also had a heartache for a long time, and finally the sewer was blocked, or dialed the small advertisement at the door "Professional dredging the sewer for a hundred years" to solve the problem, so this time I 99% guessed that it was a good thing he did, I really want to report Brother Dong, that guy is not worthy of sympathy at all, I have to wipe my ass after all this trouble.

"Maybe the sewers are aging!" This reason is a bit far-fetched, and I still didn't shake out Brother Dong in the end.

"Is that so?" Tian Sisi couldn't agree.

"Uh-huh!" I looked at her suspicious emoji.

"Why don't you get a professional to take a look, I don't want to do this again." Tian Sisi suggested.

"Don't be so troublesome, Dongwen used to be a master of stabbing sewers, leave it to him to solve!" I raised my eyebrows, and I had a plan in my mind, and I had to treat him well.