People who are too treacherous often have retribution, and sometimes retribution comes late, it may happen a decade or two later, just like people often say that it is not that there is no retribution, but that the time has not yet come. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoSo tragedy has begun to brew in the dark, and at some point in the future, retribution will come as scheduled.

As for us, there is no need to vomit with this kind of profiteer, and that will not solve any substantive problems, the only way to solve the problem is to eat back the amount spent, and take Tian Sisi's share back.

Needless to say, first I had to deal with the steak in front of me.

"Oh my God! Are you going to settle it out with dinner? This was the only conclusion Tian Sisi came to as he stared at my plate.

"Questions? I have a super good appetite today. I was clearly reckless, and deliberately shouted at the man who was pointing behind his back, "I can eat five people's servings alone." ”

"Wow, you're so good, really?" Tian Sisi complained.

"Don't believe it! A lot of fat people are only willing to bow down in front of me. "I'm scared.

As soon as these words came out, several fat people were shocked at the table, and several fat people expressed their disbelief at the instigation of their girlfriends, and asked for a competition, so a few fat people occupied most of our table.

"Brother, what you said is a bit interesting, my brother is also a representative figure in the fat world, if I don't share the high and low with you today, I can't explain it to my wife when I go back!"

Damn, am you slightly fat? Don't be funny, they're all fat balls. There was no way, the cruel words were released, and there were too many enemies, so I had to bite the bullet.

"Come on! Heads-up or group attack, today I will let you see what it means to be a super big stomach. I rolled up my cuffs and said nothing.

"Competition? It's just a meal, you don't want to be so naïve, okay? Tian Sisi's exaggerated expression was vividly interpreted, she said that she didn't want to, in fact, she was very happy to watch the duel between men, and even took the initiative to move her position to vacate a dueling arena. Fuck, it's not like it's going to keep me out of the stage!

Brother Dong will never forget to organize an impromptu gambling game at any time, and he wants to drink: "Bet, bet, bet, the most interesting food battle of this century, start at 100 yuan, bet on the fat man to lose one, bet on the thin man to pay ten." So, the people around me who were bet on and watched the excitement were overwhelmed, and I was afraid that it would not work to retreat this time.

"Zhuang Sheng, I support you, with my understanding of your strength, you will win this time, and a few of them will definitely not be your hands." Brother Dong cheered me up verbally, but it turned out that he pressed the injection on the body of a fat man who looked very powerful. [Damn, do you call it support? You are supporting with your hands and feet! Sure enough, making a windfall is the most important thing. 】

"Boy, don't say that the brothers are bullying you, give you a chance, you choose for yourself! What a comparison. "The bald fat man sitting on the outermost side picked his teeth with a toothpick, and he looked like he was eating me.

Bastard, it's clear that you look down on people, if I lose to you, do I still have to mess up?

"It's better than this, see who eats more." I pointed to the steaks and let them out, worried that there would be no one with me to destroy them.

Ten minutes later, each contestant has 20 steaks in front of them, and the goal is to eliminate them all and time to win.

From now on, what friendship first, competition second is all nonsense, goals, straight to the first.

However, according to the analysis of the chips bet, it is obvious that I am the least favored by everyone to participate in the contestant, except for Tian Sisi's encouraging bet is almost equivalent to a blank slate, on the contrary, those fat people who look like a Bodhisattva are very popular, it is no wonder, even Brother Dong thinks that I have no chance of winning, let alone someone else, in other words, I will also choose a bet with a big belly.

There is actually a benefit to betting without people, at least there will be no pressure, and it will be a loss, on the contrary, those who are expected to lose what kind of mood it will be.

The game begins.

The first steak is belly, and everyone is equally strong.

The second steak is done, and there is almost no difference between uses.

The third steak is solved, and it is difficult to distinguish between them.

Fourth, fifth, sixth......

"Water, give me water, choked." When he got to the ninth piece, the No. 1 fat man had a situation and asked for help urgently.

"No. 1 was out of the game with the help of props." Brother Dong, the part-time referee, showed a red card to signal the No. 1 fat man to be out.

"You're so bad, I've bet heavily on you, you're so fat and useless, look how I clean you up when I go back." The girlfriend of the fat man No. 1 was annoyed and angry because she lost five hundred oceans.

"Wife, I ......" The No. 1 fat man looked aggrieved, and inevitably had to kneel on the keyboard.

The game continues......

"No. 2 is not a physical expense." Brother Dong blew the black whistle, and when the game reached the thirteenth piece, the No. 2 fat man was bald and paralyzed and was forced out.

What kind of plane, the bald head was so unbeatable in front of me before, I couldn't imagine that it was so weak, it was just a humiliation.

……

Immediately after that, the No. 3 fat man also began to malfunction, and he was still judged out by the black whistle.

The only thing left is me and another opponent of equal strength, in fact, I can't rise anymore, my belly is about to burst, my stomach is seriously unable to fit, and I feel like I'm about to ooze out. At this time, I could only stare at the only two steaks left on the plate, which was really more than enough but not enough. And the only opponent only has two pieces left, and it doesn't seem to be very good, touching the belly and hitting the separation. I thought that if I went on like this, I had to find a way to do it. So a conspiracy soon took shape.

"Dead fatty, you're going to lose, believe it or not I can take care of the rest in two minutes." I deliberately deceive.

Probably because of my powerful domineering spirit that shocked the people around me, and sure enough, the fat man's girlfriend couldn't hold her breath, and encouraged her vigorously on the side: "Fat brother, come on!" Fat man, come on, you are the best. ”

The fat man heard me excitedly, grabbed the last two steaks and stuffed them into his mouth, and then I whispered into his ear and said: "Fat man, just now I wanted to tell you that a green-headed fly flew from the women's toilet to your steak and was eaten by you, so disgusting!" (≧?≦)”

⊙_⊙ "Wow......" retched, and the last fat man was solved by me.

A black whistle sounded throughout the audience, "The fat man No. 4 is a serious waste of food and is out." ”

The final winner is Zhuang Sheng, I admit that the win is not honorable, but wonderful, although Brother Dong lost money on the bet, but the important thing is that on his birthday I helped Tian Sisi make a small profit.

On the way home, I asked Tian Sisi, why did you choose to take me?

She replied, "I accidentally made the wrong bet." ”