CHAPTER XLVI
The days of leisure are boring, boring, boring, mediocre, no poetry, the mobile phone is full of QQ, WeChat all kinds of recommended tea micro-business, it is simply pervasive, can penetrate into every corner of your life, life is so vigorous that it is like a small strong that can not be killed, and it can never be deleted. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info It's just a boring grab of the password red envelope at night, the spiritual things have gradually drifted away from me, life is like an empty shell without a soul, is my life so indifferent?
The days are mixing faster than you think, and in the blink of an eye, it is the second year that I have been wandering outside, at the invitation of Brother Dong, I am going to his hometown to kill the New Year's pig this year, this time in addition to Tian Sisi, and her sister Xia Li, I don't know for what purpose I will invite Xia Li to accompany me, maybe it's just that Brother Dong is willing to get closer to Tian Sisi's family. Frankly, I hate Xia Li, and if it weren't for her sister's relationship, I wouldn't want to deal with her at all.
The outfit for the trip was very simple, in addition to a few pairs of changing underwear stuffed in the backpack, there was also my strategic reserve. For me, it only takes five minutes to get everything in order. He is a man who pursues perfect appearance, even if he goes downstairs to buy a pack of cigarettes, he must be carefully packaged, so this time back to his parents' backpack must be indispensable combs, mirrors, tissues and other necessities, if a man can openly wear lipstick, I believe he will never spare a foot and three inches of space in the backpack. However, in my eyes, he is not perfect, and his five-fifty and oily traitor's head always allows me to find a groove to complain.
The car departed on time at 11 o'clock in the morning, the ticket was covered by Brother Dong, of course, he had to take care of everything to his house, the windows of the damn cat brand passenger car were fully enclosed, a stinky fart could make the whole carriage almost faint, the six-hour drive could almost only breathe and spit out carbon dioxide, the winding and muddy mountain road winding up the mountain was almost just the width of a car, the part of the mountain on the left side was crumbling except for the protruding dangerous rocks, there was no scenic spot to enjoy, and the right side was a cliff that was ten thousand feet high, The wheels are not visible through the glass, and below is a deep green river, and the visual zoom makes the original turbulent water look like a green ribbon dotted with white flower textures. Although the vehicle in the middle of the mountain has been moving forward steadily, I always have a feeling of hanging in the air, just like the first time I stepped on the glass plank road as insecure, I am not bold enough to dare to see it with the right eyes, the sense of crisis that my toes are clasped by a thread, I am willing to experience it for the second time in my lifetime. In short, the little life is all handed over to the skilled old driver, the only thing to do is to enjoy my strategic reserves, so it is enjoyment, it is more appropriate to call it a partition, Brother Dong snatched my only tomato-flavored potato chips, and shamelessly lured under my nose, making my saliva flow. Tian Sisi is not weak, stalking and even coaxing to take away my milk melon seeds, that is her favorite, of course, unscrupulous, but fortunately, she is still a little humane and willing to share with me, in fact, I didn't taste a few grains at all, because Tian Sisi's efficiency of eating melon seeds is unparalleled in the world, just like a high-power meat grinder, I only saw the melon seeds from the left corner of the mouth, and the melon shell came out from the right corner of the mouth, and I had to bow down to worship at that speed. According to Tian Sisi's own confession, she can eat five catties of melon seeds alone when she is bored. Even a day, five catties...... What is the concept of five catties? If the mouth is not rubbed off a layer of skin, it will at least have a few blood blisters, how persevering and boring people must be to do it! Could it be that the melon seeds are poisonous, and you can't stop at the beginning.
As for Tian Sisi's sister Xia Li, she didn't talk to me all the way, just staring at the Korean drama playing on the tablet. Yes, it's a Korean drama, I must reiterate that Xia Li is the kind of woman who can rewind and rewatch a scene more than ten times, and it is definitely a male protagonist idol in the plot who looks yin and yang that arouses her cool point, which makes her have a kind of perseverance that does not remember the location of the black head on the idol's nose and does not stop. As for Shima in Korean dramas? I didn't understand a word, but it doesn't matter, my understanding of Korean dramas is that nine out of ten dramas are the same, and the plot is basically the same, just as there will be a dancing plot in every Indian film, anyway, I am quite disgusted by those bloody plots. However, I was upset about why she was sitting next to me, and I needed to change places.
The bus didn't know how many peaks it had overcome, crossed several canyons, and finally drove into the provincial capital terminal at five o'clock in the afternoon, simply filled the stomach capacity, excreted the abdominal swelling and swelling, and then transferred to two shuttle buses to reach the ultimate destination, Brother Dong's home is halfway up the mountain, from the foot of the mountain there are only two or three sparse flat-floor tile houses, the red brick chimney on the roof is smoking green, two elderly people look at the door under a huge yellow horn tree, from a distance look like two big black spots, that is undoubtedly Brother Dong's parents, They had already received the news that there would be a dignitary coming today, and maybe this was the Nth time they had looked at the foot of the mountain.
It is difficult to walk on the mountain road without cement hardening, the sole adsorption capacity of the sneakers of the milk gram brand is not good, the road up the mountain is easy to slip, fortunately, there has not been a rain in the past few days, otherwise it will really take one step back three steps, at the beginning of the flat road everyone is still high-spirited, the legs are full of strength, and then when the real kung fu is tested on the hill, one by one has become a soft-footed crab, that experience made me deeply understand what it means to "see the house and want to cry".
Halfway down the road, a big yellow dog suddenly jumped down from a nearby tree and barked wildly on the side of the road, startling me. I don't know when the dog learned to climb trees, but the dog did come down from the tree, and the rhubarb ran into the grass on the left with his tail between his legs, and then to the right stone steps, baring his fangs, waiting for an opportunity.
"Dandan, come here." Brother Dong called.
As soon as Rhubarb heard the sound, he sniffed it twice, and then the wild cry of "Wang" became "Ahh It turned out that Rhubarb was Brother Dong's dog, a pure earth dog, and he was already seven years old. According to Brother Dong, the rhubarb was a stray dog he picked up in the provincial capital when he was in his twenties, and because when he picked it up, he was licking an egg shell next to the trash can with his tongue, so he later named it "Dandan". [Damn, I feel like I picked it up by Brother Dong too]
Dan Dan first circled around everyone, trying to find out the details of each person, and when he turned to his master, Brother Dong, he tried to prop up his two front paws on Brother Dong, so that he would be touched by Brother Dong. When I turned to the two ladies, I would wag my tail excitedly and ask for a kiss, but when I turned to me, I held my tail and showed a fierce face. Did rhubarb smell a thief from me? This is not scientific! Brother Dong is the ancestor of thieves, okay? Prejudice, rhubarb is biased.
"Rhubarb, don't do that to me, okay? I'm a guest too! "I tried to reach for it.
Rhubarb ran away and didn't give me a chance to please a dog.
"You have to call it a ball, or it will be unhappy." Brother Dong said, as if he was very proud of the name he gave the dog.
"Is it useful to call Dandan?" I suspect that it is better to pull a fresh on the spot to bribe it.
"Absolutely useful, Dandan is not an ordinary dog, he has a human nature, not only can he understand what you say, but he can also guess what you are thinking from your expression." Brother Dong's expression was full of boasting. It's no wonder that Dandan's attitude towards me just now was completely different from the other three, if it really saw that I had the urge to kick it before, then it can't blame me! Who made you suddenly jump off a tree to scare oh.
"Is there such a god?" I don't believe it.
"Hmm." Brother Dong said it categorically.
"So how do you get on good terms with it?" I want to go through the back door to get a familiar face first, and I will have to be under the same roof as Dan Dan in the next few days, I don't want to be a thief all the time, not to mention that I'm afraid of its teeth.
"Figure it out for yourself."
I, I stretch out my middle finger in disdain.
In the end, stepping on the plum blossom mark of the ball, along the road that it had been crawling and rolling for many years, finally arrived, Brother Dong's home after a long absence. At this time, it was seven o'clock, and it was night.