Of course, the organizers of the event also adhered to the traditional gameplay. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

In fact, the distance between Tangxi is far less than a thousand miles, so what the contestants have to do is to choose a favorite stone, engrave the names of two people, and then send the stone to the opposite bank in the way of floating on the water, each group has only two chances, once for men and women, and if you succeed, you can directly enter the next round, and if you fail, you will select the top three according to the distance.

I won't be verbose about the process of the game, the second round is almost no suspense of the whole army annihilated, after a fierce battle of words, the Sisi group defeated the strong enemy by a slight margin and ranked third, the old woman of the Dong Ge group floated out of the best score of this round of 99 points, ranking first steadily, [fuck, the miracle that I didn't expect happened] Unfortunately, I almost succeeded in passing on the love, and it was really from a Lian family. The second is the male companion of the young couple and another lonely woman. [The favorite combination to win the championship this century, the two dark horses I am more optimistic about have lost in a race...... God has no eyes! ~Woo~Woo~]

The stage of the award ceremony is still set on the riverbank, at the request of the organizers, the final winner Brother Dong and the old woman must stand in the center of the stage with hands clasped hands to receive the award and honorary certificate, hearing this unreasonable request, Brother Dong's expression is embarrassed like a wooden chicken, but the old woman smiled from ear to ear. Of course, even if you take a big advantage and pick up a big bargain, there is nothing more joyful in the world than picking up a bargain.

On the stage, the host was reluctant to reveal the suspense without suspense, but started a 20-minute cowhide advertisement, gushing and thanking the major sponsors for their strong support, etc...... It seems that it is not easy to win this award, and it will not be possible to do it in an hour or two.

Under the stage, in the crowd of onlookers, I noticed the couple again, and I also overheard a short dialogue, which was definitely more exciting than the host's nonsense.

The man said, "That'...... Baby, I'll tell you something, don't be angry! ”

Female companion: "What? ”

Man: "You promise not to be angry, and I'll tell you." ”

Female companion: "You say it first, I don't think it's worth my anger." ”

Man: "Then I'll say it!" ”

Female companion: "Hmm. ”

Man: "I may have been eliminated." ”

Female companion: "Impossible. ”

Man: "Why can't it?" ”

Companion: "You said it yourself." ”

Man: "Is there one?" How I don't remember. ”

Female companion: "Hmph, you lied, I ignored you." ”

Man: "Baby, don't do that! ”

Companion: "I won't forgive you unless you put the ring on my hand." ”

Man: "Otherwise, I'll make you an iron one myself." ”

Female companion: "No, husband, I like diamond rings." ”

Man: "It's more meaningful to do it yourself." ”

Female companion: "No! ”

Man: "Then what are you going to be satisfied with?" ”

Female companion: "You can buy me a diamond ring." ”

Man: "What can I do if I don't have any money?" ”

Female companion: "Go home and find your mother." ”

Man: "Baby, don't be funny, my mother's favorite thing is money." ”

Female companion: "Hmph, you can die." ”

It's just a little episode, and if you want to ask what it has to do with the story, okay! I admit that Mao has nothing to do with it, it's just because the host is too verbose, so I have to pay attention to something else in this gap, how the man died, I don't know, I only know that NO dies.

After more than 20 minutes, the host finally thanked the last sponsor, this product placement is really enough, and I want to doze off. The thousand-year-old daughter-in-law has finally survived to the award ceremony, and the audience at the scene is also undiminished, I don't know which troublemaker roared "kiss one" at this time, and the audience was boiling.

If you want Brother Dong to hold hands with an old woman, I believe that he can endure it for the first prize, even if he sings a love song against the old woman. However, it is a bit too much to kiss one, not to mention that the wife of the old woman is still staring below, and there is no life lawsuit. So I don't believe that Brother Dong will do this kind of thing.

"What do you think Dongwen will do next?" Tian Sisi asked me on the side.

"What? You're nervous! "I'm deliberately funny.

"Curious! Guess what. "Tian Sisi is interested, you have to force me to guess.

"Okay then, I guess Brother Dong will be very happy." I deliberately pursed my mouth to make a "pop-pop" sound, knowing that it was impossible, but I did it on purpose.

"Cut, I don't believe it." Tian Sisi gave a contemptuous look.

"What do you think?" I asked.

"From what I know about him, he should refuse." Tian Sisi didn't think twice.

"Don't be so sure!" I'm hyping up another possibility.

……

"Sir, would you like to kiss this beautiful young lady?" The host tried to get a beautiful picture for everyone. [I vomited, what a beautiful lady......]

"I don't want to be killed, I want to kiss you yourself! You bastard host. Brother Dong really refused, just as Tian Sisi knew him.

Just when everyone nodded and praised Brother Dong for being a principled man, a dramatic scene happened. No, it should be said that the host used treacherous means.

"Pretty lady, would you like to kiss the man in front of you?" The moderator reversed the breach.

The old woman hesitated, not unwillingly, just not casually.

"You know, our prize is only a ring, and if you're willing to kiss this man, it's your private property, so you know what I mean?" The moderator uses seduction techniques.

"Who do you mean will go first?" The old woman asked very directly.

"Your consciousness is really not ordinary." The moderator gave a thumbs up.

"Old woman, come on, come on, you can do it, hurry up!" The old woman's wife organized a cheerleader group of relatives and friends in the audience. [Nani, Nani, Nani, Nani, this is the rhythm of what kind of plane is going to be engaged in]

A bad premonition enveloped me, enveloped Tian Sisi, shrouded the party Brother Dong, and there was an idea of running away immediately, immediately, and now. At this moment, it was too late to grease the soles of her feet, so I saw the old lady walking in three steps and two steps, and hugged Brother Dong as soon as she could, "Roar...... Little brother, I'm sorry. ”

Five minutes of suffocation time.

Some people say that the taste of kissing is sweet, like honey. Some people say that the taste of kissing the mouth is sour, like lemonade. And I want to say that kissing has no taste, only spitting wildly, just like the first intimate contact between Brother Dong and an old woman, in Tangxi.

……

Tangxi, a long river where height is not distance; Tangxi, a long river where age is not a problem; Tangxi, a long river that witnesses love. Brother Dong's love has quietly sprouted, and in what year and month, my love will appear on the other side of the river.